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What do Christmas presents have to do with Christianity?
To be consistent, you should not give your kids any presents, and should instead mark the occasion by eating a bowl of spaghetti (to symbolize the spaghetti monster).
When your kids cry, just tell them that their emotions are only chemical reactions in their brains.
Happy Holidays
What do Christmas presents have to do with Christianity?
so now phony christians think atheist believe in spaghetti monsters?
I'll take a stab at this. When baby Jesus was born, the three kings...er wisemen...or something all brought him some kick ass stuff. To celebrate and commemerate, we all gather around the God Tree and take turns being Jesus and the Magi and give each other really cool things.
To be consistent, DarrinS should not allow his kids to visit Santa at the mall or watch Rudolph on TV
Atheists don't believe in the FSM, either, although spaghetti *is* yummy.
You just keep lowering the bar, Darrin.
And tell your kids that you "love" them, and, by that, you mean that you are genetically wired to have a nuturing instinct to care for your offspring.
Happy Festivus
science and having a logical explanation for all your beliefs
I notice you ran away from this question, Darrin.
Or, you can start a tradition of watching It's a Wonderful Life and mocking the characters Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style.
The tradition of Christmas presents was started by Walmart, duh!
Mr. Potter made out like a literal bandit in that film tbh.
And you are certainly giving your children tree resins because you are such a ing traditionalist.
What does receiving presents from Santa have to do with christianity?
it doesn't appear that there was much forethought prior to starting this thread?
Or I could just stick to mocking you ST political forum style.
I should totally upload the porcelan Santa Holding the Baby Jesus figuring my wife sent me the other day from her phone.
ROFL
BTW I live in the town Jimmy Stewart grew up in; Bedford Falls modeled on it.
Ah, here's the tradition Darrin was talking about--
Ah, here's the tradition Darrin was talking about--
Don't deceive your kids. Show them the alternate ending of Charlie Brown Christmas.
"That's all we are... little bits of nothing."
We usually pick the weakest member of our village and burn them alive, seeing as how we have no morals but still need warmth and entertainment while everything is closed.
Just watched that WITH my kids. Oooops.Don't deceive your kids. Show them the alternate ending of Charlie Brown Christmas.
"That's all we are... little bits of nothing."
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