The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[bus driver]

feeling sick, but must go to hooters for lunch today.

[mrsmaalox]

Got my car back, finally!

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, Tootsie Pops have 60 calories each! Oh no, I'd better cut down.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Haitians are the most useless human beings on the planet...if I had the means I'd Holocaust them.

[JudynTX]

April, a busy month for me.

[bus driver]

jelly beans have to be the worst n candy ever.

wait scratch that, those candy corns have to be the worst n candy ever

[mrsmaalox]

jelly beans have to be the worst n candy ever.

wait scratch that, those candy corns have to be the worst n candy ever

Candy corn is horrible! I'm currently battling a Tootsie Pop and Charms Pop addiction. Don't know how to kick it

[bus driver]

^
luv some Charms Blow Pops
watermelon or sour apple is tops on my list.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

April, a busy month for me.

Me too

[JudynTX]

Me too

Do I know why?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Uh, I don't think so.

[mrsmaalox]

^
luv some Charms Blow Pops
watermelon or sour apple is tops on my list.

I don't do the Blow Pops cuz the gum is so hard it hurts my jaws, I just do the plain ones. When I was a kid they had Charms Pops that were huge, sweet on one side and sour on the other side. I miss those

[mrsmaalox]

Okay first thing.....one of my cats was driving me crazy about an hour ago, meowing and pawing and headbutting me to come feed her. But I was trying to watch a show so I shooed her away a bunch until she took off out the doggy door. Then a little while ago she came running back in and brought me a dead mouse. So I screamed and ran around trying to get her away from the mouse so it could be disposed of and the only way I could do it was to open a can of catfood and feed her. So now is she going to think that if she wants to be fed she has to bring me a mouse first?

[JudynTX]

Okay first thing.....one of my cats was driving me crazy about an hour ago, meowing and pawing and headbutting me to come feed her. But I was trying to watch a show so I shooed her away a bunch until she took off out the doggy door. Then a little while ago she came running back in and brought me a dead mouse. So I screamed and ran around trying to get her away from the mouse so it could be disposed of and the only way I could do it was to open a can of catfood and feed her. So now is she going to think that if she wants to be fed she has to bring me a mouse first?

You just messed up her mind.

[xXx]

[mrsmaalox]

Ewww the entrails

[bus driver]

Okay first thing.....one of my cats was driving me crazy about an hour ago, meowing and pawing and headbutting me to come feed her. But I was trying to watch a show so I shooed her away a bunch until she took off out the doggy door. Then a little while ago she came running back in and brought me a dead mouse. So I screamed and ran around trying to get her away from the mouse so it could be disposed of and the only way I could do it was to open a can of catfood and feed her. So now is she going to think that if she wants to be fed she has to bring me a mouse first?

cats are the best. i bet the cat is thinking that you wont procrastinate feeding her the next time she is hungry.

[JudynTX]

I want a big bowl of fruit.

[marini martini]

There's trouble on my mind, and liquor on my breath

[mrsmaalox]

Marini honey! Nice to see you

[bus driver]

thanks JudyTX, you mentioned one time the Jodi Arias trial and now I notice it when reading the news and even started watching the trial.

[JudynTX]

thanks JudyTX, you mentioned one time the Jodi Arias trial and now I notice it when reading the news and even started watching the trial.

So you're watching Alice from the Brady Bunch on the stand? Her opinion is based on Jodi's lies. The ?

[bus driver]

^
you mean the dike? i was listening to her and thinking that she was full of .

[mrsmaalox]

LOL my doctor gave me promethazine w/codeine (yup, sizzurp) last week so I could sleep thru the night without coughing while my pneumonia clears up. Man, my dreams with that stuff are freaking amazing! Mountains of pink snakes, abandoned movie sets, MASH hospitals----last night I had to clear out a pack of vicious wolves from a theater because they kept attacking the audience!

[JudynTX]

Party tonight with Maalox & Marini!