The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[cantthinkofanything]

was standing behind a man in line and his shoulders looked like it had snowed on him. i wanted to draw something

you should have rolled up a Benjamin and snorted that

people would have laughed and laughed

[JudynTX]

I'd forgotten how stressful having a hospitalized kid is. The food has definitely improved but they really do need to serve tails to parents.

Hope she gets better soon!

[bus driver]

i have never broken a bone in my body



when we are in the war room at work our boss likes to fart then says excuse me like he is burping. he is all over the places with them, silent/loud, stinks/doesnt stink

[mrsmaalox]

Hope she gets better soon!

Thank you dear, I don't want to rush her but I am sooo ready to sleep in my own bed and get me some non-hospital food----I'm not the sick one and I've already lost 5lbs lol!

[mrsmaalox]

i have never broken a bone in my body



when we are in the war room at work our boss likes to fart then says excuse me like he is burping. he is all over the places with them, silent/loud, stinks/doesnt stink

Gawd what a gross person! He'd do that ONCE around me and receive my instantaneous projectile vomit followed by a visit to HR---for one of us.

[vander]

the Book Job is the best (only good?) episode of the Simpsons in the last few years

[JudynTX]

Why are people so obsessed with Avante? I mean seriously, if he has no audience to listen, he'll just go away.

Rocket Science 101

[bus driver]

^ true

someone needs to clean house and restore order or open up the troll forum again.

[JoeChalupa]

I've got to mow the lawn.

[bus driver]

Gawd what a gross person! He'd do that ONCE around me and receive my instantaneous projectile vomit followed by a visit to HR---for one of us.

hes done it so long that unfortunately we are used to it. i tend to think he might not be able to control it. but never the less its gross.

got to love the 40MPH drivers on the highway in SA

[Bigzax]

i'm pissed at the ones going 35 in a 35....what is this a ing parade? push it to 40 at least!

[mrsmaalox]

I still have not seen the last 3 episodes of Breaking Bad.

[Chief Brody]

brazilian, colombian, cuban, uruguayan and venezuelan chicks make my squirt like no other. It's amazing how gifted they are.

[bus driver]

we are out of water in the office.......i dont know what to do now. i am thirsty. dont want to go to the store

[mrsmaalox]

we are out of water in the office.......i dont know what to do now. i am thirsty. dont want to go to the store

Most buildings these days have "indoor pumbing"----you could try turning that handle by the thing they call the "sink" and see if water comes out of the spouty looking part. Maybe.

[bus driver]

^
drink water from the sink, you must be crazy

[JudynTX]

People need to mind their own business.

[cantthinkofanything]

^
drink water from the sink, you must be crazy

nigra...I remember as a kid, drinking water from the hose and thinking that plastic taste made it better.

[bus driver]

^it must have turned your brain into noodles, thats must b y u post pics of fat & ugly chicks


need to take my car in to get the inspection sticker, it expired in Aug.

[cantthinkofanything]

^it must have turned your brain into noodles, thats must b y u post pics of fat & ugly chicks


need to take my car in to get the inspection sticker, it expired in Aug.

So...there's nothing to inside beauty?
Is Mother Teresa ugly to you?

[mrsmaalox]

My muscles are wasting away. And I woke up this morning with a black eye. A freakin' shiner. What the is that all about?

[DeadlyDynasty]

My muscles are wasting away. And I woke up this morning with a black eye. A freakin' shiner. What the is that all about?

Have noticed any purplish lesions and/or a persistent pneumonia?

[cantthinkofanything]

My muscles are wasting away. And I woke up this morning with a black eye. A freakin' shiner. What the is that all about?

Weird...I woke up with a broken hand and Diphtheria
.

[mrsmaalox]

Have noticed any purplish lesions and/or a persistent pneumonia?

Well my shiner is a big and purple. But my pneumonia got cured in March. Is there something going around?

[marini martini]

My muscles are wasting away. And I woke up this morning with a black eye. A freakin' shiner. What the is that all about?

WTF Maalox? How'd you
get a black eye at BAMC?