The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[bigzak25]

Caymans trip! #swag

lucky bas !

[RD2191]

[RD2191]

[DeadlyDynasty]

Got me some neat queen Elizabeth money.. mrsmaalox, he was flown back to FLL for ing cellulitis

[CavsSuperFan]

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, " o, are you
three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

[RD2191]

[mrsmaalox]

Got me some neat queen Elizabeth money.. mrsmaalox, he was flown back to FLL for ing cellulitis

Oh wow, that is one expensive return flight! What happened to him---stingray barb?

[CavsSuperFan]

A new study shows that eating bacon can lower a man's chances of getting a woman pregnant...
Scientists are calling it alarming...Men are calling it a win-win.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Oh wow, that is one expensive return flight! What happened to him---stingray barb?

He was on a cruise ship and his wife noticed all this redness on his leg. Apparently their $79 traveler's insurance covered this, though I can't confirm. He had a 102.6 fever that persisted through Tylenol, Rocephin, and Flagyl so that was the main concern.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, " o, are you
three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

2/10

[mrsmaalox]

He was on a cruise ship and his wife noticed all this redness on his leg. Apparently their $79 traveler's insurance covered this, though I can't confirm. He had a 102.6 fever that persisted through Tylenol, Rocephin, and Flagyl so that was the main concern.

That's great insurance, I always get it So they gave the flagyl for a cellulitis? Never heard of that. I guess they used it in conjunction with the rocephin, because I've never heard of it being used as a primary for anything other than GI stuff. I hope the guy's wife opted to continue the cruise without him or she is at this very moment witnessing his 200th diarrhea explosion!

[Bigzax]

my boss called in! it's a free day! off to the truck!

[Spur-Addict]

No energy today.

[JoeChalupa]

Love this weather.

[bus driver]

^ y do they call u chalupa?

damn name is making me hungry

[mrsmaalox]

My flowers drooped

[mrsmaalox]

Oh come on!! Why the would my phone auto-correct "believe" to "Belieber"?? Is that an actual word now?!

[bus driver]

My flowers drooped

it happens as you get older, one of these days the boys will move further south

Oh come on!! Why the would my phone auto-correct "believe" to "Belieber"?? Is that an actual word now?!

its a smart phone, it knows what you meant to say

[mrsmaalox]

it happens as you get older, one of these days the boys will move further south

I hope your "boys" don't drop a gazillion microscopic seeds all over the coffee table like my flowers did!

[Spur-Addict]

I hate that people who complain too much, make me want to complain about how they complain too much. Pretty soon I'm just going to tell people to STFU.

[The Reckoning]

is it ok to maintain a long relationship with a woman because cellulite doesn't run in her family?

[JudynTX]

Craving chinese food.

[bus driver]

I hope your "boys" don't drop a gazillion microscopic seeds all over the coffee table like my flowers did!

[bus driver]

what the happen to my pic of gaby?

damn the internet

[mrsmaalox]

I think I could just about kill for a chili dog right now.