The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[silverblk mystix]

I never said they were friends. And you should have seen they way he ate the banana.

Thanks for the ultra- erotic and disturbing visual.

I will go take a shower now.

[cantthinkofanything]

Thanks for the ultra- erotic and disturbing visual.

I will go take a shower now.

Yeah, I bet you will. Make sure you wash it all down the drain.

[silverblk mystix]

Yeah, I bet you will. Make sure you wash it all down the drain.

You seem to have...ahem...issues.

[cantthinkofanything]

You seem to have...ahem...issues.

you're the one that has to go masturbate after hearing a story about a guy eating a banana shaped like a penis

[Reck]

So Mystix cant get enough ings in one thread, he has to go on another thread to get on.

Talk about masochist.

[bus driver]

I had to go find this thread on page 2, don't let it happen again.

Mmmm....bananas

been slacking, been posting pics of women's butt in the troll forum.

In high school, there was this guy who would get the end of the banana all mushy and would shape it into the head of a penis (cir cised). It was amazing how realistic it looked. Then he'd gobble it down while everyone masturbated.

you still with him?

[silverblk mystix]

been slacking, been posting pics of women's butt in the troll forum.




you still with him?

[cantthinkofanything]

been slacking, been posting pics of women's butt in the troll forum.




you still with him?

I don't even remember his name. I tried Googling him but you'd be surprised how many "Banana Penis Eater's" there are.

[silverblk mystix]

I don't even remember his name. I tried Googling him but you'd be surprised how many "Banana Penis Eater's" there are.

Sounds like love to me.

Here's to you
































































SUCKING A !!!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

Sounds like love to me.

Here's to you

SUCKING A !!!!!

Here's to me
























ING YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!

[bus driver]

I don't even remember his name. I tried Googling him but you'd be surprised how many "Banana Penis Eater's" there are.

was the banana penis eater named cantthinkofanything? high school can be so cruel. keep your head up and make your penis banana's with the same pride you told your story.

[silverblk mystix]

here's to me
























sucking your banana!!!!!!!!!

fify

[cantthinkofanything]

was the banana penis eater named cantthinkofanything? high school can be so cruel. keep your head up and make your penis banana's with the same pride you told your story.

thanks man...

[cantthinkofanything]

[bus driver]

good laugh to start the morning

[mrsmaalox]

I don't care for bananas.

[bus driver]

texas road house has some good rolls and cinnamon butter

[manufan10]

Sounds like love to me.

Here's to you

SUCKING A !!!!!

fify

I like how you have a problem with males giving you a massage, but you fantasize about cantthinkofanything giving blow jobs.

[JudynTX]

My attention span is very short today.

[mrsmaalox]

My attention span is very short today.

Me too! 2 life events happening tonight-----my son's graduation AND game 3!!

[mrsmaalox]

Don't let this thread go past page 1.

[bus driver]

damn, am tired and hungry.
green apple is today's snack

[silverblk mystix]

Joke time;


A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City.

A woman may go to this store and purchase a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

RULES FOR PURCHASING A HUSBAND:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1- These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

[JudynTX]

Graduation and a Spurs game the same night.

[bus driver]

Graduation and a Spurs game the same night.

didnt know you where still in HS, walking the stage is overrated.
but watching the spurs kick some ass in the WCF is not!