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    Let's say I'm starting a business where I can work from home and if I add employees, I would send them out to work sites. I think it would be similar to starting something with relatively low overhead.......something like a nude maid service.

    What are most important things to do to start?

    What is the most efficient form of advertising?

    What's the best way to compensate the maids for vehicle and wages?

    why would anyone ask for advice on Spurstalk

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    Why don't you just say you're opening up a house?

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    First you need to get with B2B. Second, craigslist and FB are good for free advertising. Third, call them massages that way any sexual contact you perform on your johns is consentual and has nothing to do with what they pay you for.

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    Why don't you just say you're opening up a house?
    Oyes, Yudy! Don't hate on the vato yust because he wants to put some mañosas out there to clean with their tetas flopping around. Chit, that's how my house gets clean.

    Hey guey, send some of those putas to my place! Is one of them jour vieja? I'll even let you watsh since you are into that chit.

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    legalzoom

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    Hey guey, send some of those putas to my place! Is one of them jour vieja? I'll even let you watsh since you are into that chit.

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    For what, exactly?

    Client contracts/waivers? Employee contracts?

    Anything else?

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    are you gonna be Welker's new agent?

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    Hey Chingo!! What's My name?
    What you mean, guey?! Dice Sharlie Cheen over jour abatar, puto.

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    are you gonna be Welker's new agent?
    No, but i got Cuba Gooding Jr a good deal with the Cardinals.

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    First thing you're gonna need is some Bling a lot of it too. To find the maids is easy. Goto a ty bar and hit them up. I'm not sure if cleaning is really involved here. Then do some marketing website,direct marketing, internet marketing. Then have a good time until you spend your last Dollar because this type of business does not work in today's market.

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    What are most important things to do to start?
    Have a good business model.

    Make sure it is legal.

    File to be a LLC so you can't get sued personally.


    What is the most efficient form of advertising?
    Word of mouth.


    What's the best way to compensate the maids for (a) vehicle and (b) wages?
    Treat then as indpendent contractors and you don't have to worry about vehicle expenses or wages, just a set amount per job/service.


    Good luck, but I'm pretty sure you will it up.

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    Tamale King! Chingo Bling's Avatar
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    Have a good business model.

    Make sure it is legal.

    File to be a LLC so you can't get sued personally.




    Word of mouth.




    Treat then as indpendent contractors and you don't have to worry about vehicle expenses or wages, just a set amount per job/service.


    Good luck, but I'm pretty sure you will it up.
    jajajajajajaja
    He will too. Hey Blake, don't get mad to me if jour puta falls in love. They don't call me the mañosa magnet for nothing, guey! Jou know what they says... Once jou go big chile....

    Blake will want to watsh. Or some chit like that.

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    Then have a good time until you spend your last Dollar because this type of business does not work in today's market.
    "...... Posted:*Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:12 pm

    It has made local, state, national and international news, with even Jay Leno addressing it during the “The Tonight Show.”It is the — what some consider controversial —*Lubbock Fantasy Maid Service which offers residents to pay maids to clean a house, while dressed in lingerie, topless or completely nude....."

    http://www.dailytoreador.com/news/ar...9bb30f31a.html

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    jajajajajajaja
    He will too. Hey Blake, don't get mad to me if jour puta falls in love. They don't call me the mañosa magnet for nothing, guey! Jou know what they says... Once jou go big chile....

    Blake will want to watsh. Or some chit like that.
    No, I'd just pimp.

    As long as you pay, I don't care if you end up marrying her, have kids, and then let your daughter work for me when 18.

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    I think you should broaden it up a bit and not just do nude maids. You should cater to all the niches, like having guys dressed like babies or people in animal costumes cleaning house.

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    Treat then as indpendent contractors and you don't have to worry about vehicle expenses or wages, just a set amount per job/service.
    I know this thread is troll-bait, but even still, the independent contractor route is not a valid path. Because you still have to pay their portion of taxes, insure them (for s, thats going to get expensive) and compensate them in case of injury.

    The old "1099 'em" is long gone these days. The government looks at number of 1099s submitted by an individual and amount of income from other sources. If that person works (guessing here) 60% of the year for one employer and no other income is reported, the company gets a phone call. Same goes for having the "employee" start their own company, get the FEIN number and you be their sole customer. Government is onto that .

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    Have a good business model.

    Make sure it is legal.

    File to be a LLC so you can't get sued personally.
    is there a down side to filing as an LLC?

    Word of mouth.
    I meant as far as getting started.

    junk mail opened by envelope? Postcard? Web? Radio? Junk signs near target areas?

    Treat then as indpendent contractors and you don't have to worry about vehicle expenses or wages, just a set amount per job/service.
    Yeah, seems that's the way to go, at least to start

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    I know this thread is troll-bait, but even still, the independent contractor route is not a valid path. Because you still have to pay their portion of taxes, insure them (for s, thats going to get expensive) and compensate them in case of injury.

    The old "1099 'em" is long gone these days. The government looks at number of 1099s submitted by an individual and amount of income from other sources. If that person works (guessing here) 60% of the year for one employer and no other income is reported, the company gets a phone call. Same goes for having the "employee" start their own company, get the FEIN number and you be their sole customer. Government is onto that .
    This is a serious thread. I'm not doing a maid service, but the business model in many aspects would be similar.

    I'm hoping to get it up and running within the year.

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    Hey Blake, call it Cuckadoodledoo's
    or
    BangMyWife Cleanery
    or
    Pu o's House Cleaning

    Slogans for Sharlie

    More BANG for your buck
    or
    MY vieja will clean your windows AND jour pipe!
    or
    We come in through the front door but you can into the back door"

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    pimping ain't a bad idea for a new business, just keep an eye on the local cops and you'll be fine, and you don't have to pay no tax if you are a pimp or something like an exorcist right?

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    Oyes, Yudy! Don't hate on the vato yust because he wants to put some mañosas out there to clean with their tetas flopping around. Chit, that's how my house gets clean.

    Hey guey, send some of those putas to my place! Is one of them jour vieja? I'll even let you watsh since you are into that chit.



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    silverblk mystix
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    Hey Blake, call it Cuckadoodledoo's
    or
    BangMyWife Cleanery
    or
    Pu o's House Cleaning

    Slogans for Sharlie

    More BANG for your buck
    or
    MY vieja will clean your windows AND jour pipe!
    or
    We come in through the front door but you can into the back door"

    The goods.


    Hey Cuck, I think you just found your advertising consultant (muy chingon -consultant) ...

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    Death, taxes, 50 win season, enlightened labeling + emoticons from SBM, etc

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    silverblk mystix
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    Death, taxes, 50 win season, enlightened labeling + emoticons from SBM, etc
    lol jumping on the "breastaurant" trend...

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