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Damn niggra!!! You gotta represent!!!
Just kiddin.
Interesting.....
Damn niggra!!! You gotta represent!!!
Just kiddin.
What did you think she was gonna say?????
Well, not thatWhat did you think she was gonna say?????
It's because I have done the deed with both of them and mine is the size of a roll of dimes. Not something I am proud of but it is what it is. I have learned to maneuver it somewhat like a finger though so I am at least able to stimulate a few key spots.
Either way, both times I had consumed a considerable amount of whiskey so... yeah. Not a good combo.
It's never been my personal experience that a guy's physical appearance or condition determines how good a lover he is----but the amount of alcohol consumed definitely makes a difference
This thread is 99% bull .
couldn't have sex because I was too ed up one time at a party. I probably had like a 24 pack in me and shots of all kinds of booze. I met this chick towards the end of the party and we start making out. We take it towards her bedroom and I'm fingering her and sucking on her ts, but there's one problem(I'm ing drunk as and doing my best to appear sober) and my ain't getting a full erection. I got a decent size an all but my almost 6 inches of flaccid wont go in. It got too soft and I try sticking it in like that and the head just bends.
What did you think she was gonna say?????
He was a Ginger, had red hair and his name was Darrell.Well, not that
It's a good thing I don't have to worry about that anymore.
17 years old. At her house. She was babysitting her little brother who was a real pest. Parents weren't supposed to be home till 1 or 2. Had a pool table in the garage. Locked the pesky little brother out of the garage to "play pool" (had a double cylinder dead bolt on the door and had all the keys) It's about 11 o'clock. Lots of foreplay, then tearing each others clothes off and then get it on. I'm standing up, she is on the pool table with her knees over my shoulders, We are going at it like hungry animals pounding away at each other when suddenly I hear the *click*whirr* of the garage door coming up and her parents headlights reflected on the concrete. sucked. Sexual euphoria to sheer terror in a second. We grabbed most of our clothes and ran out the side door naked just a fraction of a second before the door was high enough and they were close enough to see what was going on on the pool table side of the garage.
Did you finish?
, that's what made it worst. Damn nuts practically exploded.
starfish es sucks monkey just lieing there and no movement, let alone complaining are you done yet....
Had a Peter North size load setting up down there like concrete on a hot day.
As will be the "Best sex you ever had" thread, if anyone ever posts in it.
Worst ever was with a married man. We met at a sports bar called Whistle Blowers. He bought me a drink and asked me to meet him in the men's room. I guess it was an audition because afterwards he invited me to his place because his wife was visiting family. We get back to his place and he is having problems so he has me start reading a list of names from some track and field programs he had laying around. After that he made me read stats from old super bowl games (which was hard with him in my mouth).
The sex itself was great. I didn't mind wearing the leather football helmet or the track es or the fact that he was 300+ pounds. I enjoyed the 8 tracks he was playing. The only thing I hated about it... is that it ended. He did show me to this site though!
The worst I ever had was with Tess Harper on the set of Tender Mercies. She knocked on my trailer door and thought she might have a little romp before shooting. I was giving her a good does of little Willie when my diabeetus kicked in. I started sweatin and shakin and she thought I was really enjoying the moment. I had my insulin laying on the counter nearby and stuck it in. I started to calm down when she noticed what was happening. By the time she turned to ask if I was ok I gave her a face full of Quaker Oats.
Bobby Duvall and I had some laughs about that for quite some time. He talked me into giving her the wobbly H after shootin one day. Those were some great times.
Whoa I think I know that dude!He was a Ginger, had red hair and his name was Darrell.
It's a good thing I don't have to worry about that anymore.
Not really
I don't know what you've heard, but I'm a very happily married woman.
Trill: "Like I said...."
.........whats wrong with being even MORE happy and still married????
These billboards are all over the greater Phoenix metro area. I find this image sexually attractive for some gd reason. I don't want to this horse, but, yet the face is gorgeous in a human female sort of context.
Does anybody else get that urge looking at this pic?
Colombian guys donkeys all the time; they'd go nuts over this horse.
These billboards are all over the greater Phoenix metro area. I find this image sexually attractive for some gd reason. I don't want to this horse, but, yet the face is gorgeous in a human female sort of context.
Does anybody else get that urge looking at this pic?
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