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Sir Ian looking to zip one into the tight end #leftyjokes
Sir Ian looking to zip one into the tight end #leftyjokes
stewart is in sean connery mode where they just stopped aging
you SAWM's planning on spending superbowl sunday in this game thread instead of with family n friends or nah?
Will you spend it at your parents house or your parents rental house?
Lol
27-19 Donks. Moreno surprise SBMVP
Implying we won't have our smart phones on to on the black panther party
that serious, eh? the black panther party will be busy entertaining company and watching the game. meanwhile, the kkk party will be in this thread or on their smartphones, alone and lonely trying to troll. sad.
Don't try to hedge now, brah. We both know the victor will be posting while the other one lurks at game's end.
I for damn sure won't be here if Seattle wins...unless of course the win comes in usual Seahawks fashion, on the backs of their D and the legs of Lynch--then I might reconsider.
Exactly son if the Seahawks ped their way to victory, the black panther party will be in here partying like its June 19,1865
not me, fam. i already said i'm done with the site after the superbowl. if seattle wins, best believe i will be here later on tonight or tomorrow swimming in white tears.
You quitting the Club, too? As a Trill fan, I'm sad to hear this
meh. they were still just 3/5ths of a human after that.
Both teams have black players if you guys haven't noticed
http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf..._river_default
Here's a look at 10 of the most ridiculous Super Bowl prop bets being offered by Bovada for tonight's big game:
1. If Renée Fleming wears gloves when she starts singing the national anthem, what color will they be?
White (+275)
Black (EVEN)
Red (+500)
Any other color (+300)
Advice: Having never been to the opera, I'm not remotely qualified to predict the glove color preference of a celebrated soprano. My only point of reference on this one is that scene in "Pretty Woman" where Richard Gere takes Julia Roberts to the opera and she almost pees her pants. Julia wore white gloves, and Julia wouldn't lead me astray. Go ahead and put your money on white (but if I'm wrong, please direct all angry e-mails to Julia Roberts).
2. Will Knowshon Moreno cry during the singing of the national anthem?
Yes (+135)
No (-175)
Advice: This guy must be half-sprinkler. I mean, I've seen water main breaks that produced less fluid. That said, I expect Moreno to suc b to performance anxiety here. Knowing that millions of people are watching intently to see if you cry kinda spoils the mood.
3. How many times will Eli Manning be shown on TV during the game?
Over 1 1/2 (-200)
Under 1 1/2 (+150)
Advice: Over. Way over. If Peyton Manning leads the Broncos to a win over the Seahawks, he'll tie little brother Eli with two Super Bowl les. That storyline alone is worth at least a couple shots of Eli hanging out in a luxury suite. And if DirectTV runs a follow-up to "Football on your Phone," this one won't even be close.
4. Who will be seen first on TV after kickoff?
Erin Andrews (-140)
Pam Oliver (EVEN)
Advice: Which one would you put on camera first? Yep. Me, too. Just sayin'.
5. How many times will Peyton Manning say "Omaha" during the game?
Over 27 1/2 (-150)
Under 27 1/2 (+110)
Advice: This over/under seems like a lot until you consider that Manning name-dropped Nebraska's largest city 44 times during the Broncos' divisional playoff win over the Chargers. Plus, Peyton is like the king of marketing. This is the guy who's so close to Papa John that he just calls him Papa. Is there any doubt he plans to parlay this into a sponsorship deal with Omaha Steaks?
6. Will any member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers be shirtless during their performance?
Yes (-250)
No (+170)
Advice: Ummm ... does Flea even own a shirt?
7. Will Percy Harvin be injured in the game?
Yes (+300)
No (-500)
Advice: You ever see the movie "Unbreakable"? Remember Samuel L. Jackson's character? The guy whose bones splinter if anyone sneezes within a five-mile radius? That's Percy Harvin. They call him Mr. Glass.
8. Which region will have the higher local TV rating?
Denver (-150)
Seattle (+110)
Advice: They don't call Seahawks fans the "12th Man" for nothing. Besides, I haven't checked the forecast, but I'm sure it'll be raining in Seattle tonight. What else is there to do but sit in and watch TV?
9. What will be higher?
Peyton Manning passing attempts in Super Bowl XLVIII (-325)
John Elway completions and attempts in Super Bowl XXXII (+250)
Advice: Elway had just 34 combined completions and attempts in Super Bowl XXXII. In 18 games this season, Manning attempted fewer than 34 passes just once. Unless Manning retires before kickoff, Elway's got no shot.
10. Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his speech?
Teammates (1/1)
God (3/1)
Fans (11/2)
Other team or player on other team (10/1)
Family (12/1)
Coach (14/1)
Owner (25/1)
None of the above (9/2)
Advice: Well, first you have to ask yourself who you think will be named MVP. Seattle's Richard Sherman, for example, is more likely to give props to L.O.B. than G-O-D. Peyton "Aw Shucks" Manning, on the other hand, would probably start with kudos for his teammates. I'm going to go with my gut and say Sherman takes the honor, which means my money is going on "other team or player on other team" since Sherman's top priority will be to diss whichever "sorry receiver" he ends up covering tonight.
tell me yall are watching ESPN.
Burman just said it's un-American to root against Peyton Manning.
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Are you ready for Canadian commercials ?
Even the African American commentators seem to want Manning to win. They openly said it. I wonder if they are going to get the wrath of people on here...
Might open up a stream tbh
I'm @ the boarding gate in Vancouver...I land @ kickoff
we all know that, but the black panthers don't know that. they think QBs win games by themselves so everyone makes fun of them for that. if Seattle wins, they're going to celebrate almost as hard as the nigs on Maury who just found out they weren't the father.
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