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SW is in a hospital in a coma. After a few days, the nurse notices that every time she sponge-bathes Spurs Woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring Spurs Woman out of her coma.
She calls Useruser666, tells him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door. Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming that all of SW's vital signs have plummeted to zero and she needs a doctor immediately.
The nurse, upset that her idea had not only failed, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked Useruser666 what happened.
He replied, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked."
Nice ones.
