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  1. #26
    Spurs Fan Since '76 bigbendbruisebrother's Avatar
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    I've also got to chip in my favorite Apooism:

    Homer, please do not be feeding peanuts to my God.

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    Moxie Big Pimp_21's Avatar
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    Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
    Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

  3. #28
    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    Homer: "What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden."

  4. #29
    The Sean Marks Dance Duff McCartney's Avatar
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    No, I don't remember that scene. Probably because it was from Family Guy.
    Again proving my point that Family Guy is nothing but a rip off of The Simpsons.

  5. #30
    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    I liked the episode where Bart begins stunt jumping all kinds of things with his skateboard and decides to jump over Springfield Gorge and Homer goes to talk him out of it but accidentally gets on the skateboard. He gets excited when he thinks he's gonna make it but tumbles down the gorge. As they're raising him up on the stretcher, he's bumping his head all over the place. They put him in the ambulance and it travels about 10 feet before it crashes into a rock and the door flies open and Homer and the stretcher tumble back down the gorge. I thought that was hilarious.

    that's great, i remember that vividly.



    Two Lord of the Flies scenes w/Ralph:

    Scene #1:

    Bart and Nelson roll fruit down the aisle in a race up to the front of the bus:

    Bart: Go apple!
    Nelson: Go orange!
    Ralph: (lays down banana) Go banana!

    Scene #2:

    The kids are running out of things to eat on the island and Ralph eats some berries. Ralph, those could be poisonous!

    Ralph: Tastes like....burning. (collapses)
    also nice.

    is it in that episode where they are wearing face paint and making mean animal sounds and Ralph goes "meow"

    I think back to one of the old episodes where bart and homer are in the woods and hunting for food. They try to catch a rabbit and end up slingshooting his ass across the sky.

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    Booyakasha fraga's Avatar
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    Homer : o...My name is Mr. Burns...I believe you have a package for me
    Mailman: Alright Mr. Burns...and what is your first name...
    Homer: I.....don't.....know.....

  7. #32
    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    At the annual Springfield U. vs Springfield A&M football game:

    Karl: Springfield A&M is nothing but a cow college.
    Lenny: You're just saying that because it was founded by a cow.

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    Steele Curtain cherylsteele's Avatar
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    I llike the episode where Bart becomes "Patton" and organizes a water balloon war on Nelson after he took up for Lisa.

    Bart slaps one of the kids just like Patton did.

    There only 3 good wars......WW1, WW2 and the Star Wars trilogy.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Dental plan

    lisa needs braces

    Dental plan

    lisa needs braces

    Dental plan

    lisa needs braces

    Dental plan

    lisa needs braces
















    Dental plan

  10. #35
    Believe. Low End Specialist's Avatar
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    Globex Corporation episode with Hank Scorpio. The whole thing is hilarious from start to finish.

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    Globex Corporation episode with Hank Scorpio. The whole thing is hilarious from start to finish.
    Scorpio: Homer, if you don't mind, could you shoot somebody on the way out? It'd be a real help, thanks.

    I liked the Goldfinger-esque theme song over the credits.

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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    Homer: "And now we play ... the waiting game."

    *Turns around and plays "The Waiting Game" video game.*

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    When they want a pool, and they build a barn
    Some aumish guy comes from nowhere

    Aumish Guy "Tis a fine barn English, but a pool it ain't"
    Homer: doh

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    The old episode where Bart gets a big brother so Homer decides to get a little brother.

    Lady:Why do you want to be a big brother?"
    Homer's brain: "Don't say revenge don't say revenge"
    Homer:"Revenge"
    Homer's brain: "That's it I'm outta here" (footsteps, door slams)

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    I will not be mishandled MI21's Avatar
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    One moment I saw on TV last night that was hilarious: Homer is in the courtroom and puts on the glasses that look like eyes so he can sleep in the courtroom.

    Classic.

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    Believe. spursfor's Avatar
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    In the episode where Lisa compares Bart to her hamster.
    When Marge tells Bart to get the cupcakes, he goes into the kitchen, but he is so traumatized by Lisa, that as he reached up to grab the two cupcakes with both hands, he breaks down and starts having an attack on the floor.( A Clockwork Orange refrence)

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Ralph: Me fail English, that's unpossible.

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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    Homer: I'm not a genius ... or is I?

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    How could I forget this

    "save me jebus"

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Homer:Besides every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain, Remember when I took that homewinemaking couse and forgot how to drive.
    Marge:That's because you were drunk
    Homer: And how.

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    GAME OVER gospursgojas's Avatar
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    Homer: Ohh Ned, you so crazy


    Ralph: this taste like burning




    Ralph: daddy this taste like grandma
    Cheif Wiggum: you're right son this does tast like grandma

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Burns: Smithers I need the league of evil
    (opens secret compartment that reveals a bunch of skeletons)
    Burns: My league!!!
    Smithers: Even monsters need air sir.
    Burns: Very well, collect their watches.

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    additional generic cop-comment snyderman's Avatar
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    Homer: Yeah, Wiggum couldn't catch cooties at Milhouse's birthday party.
    Bart: Daaad (pointing out that Milhouse is right next to him)
    Homer: Oh, seriously, everyone says your parties rock.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Marge: Oh forget it, they couldn't catch a cold with a........ a cold.. catching... thing.
    Homer: See, when you don't use Milhouse, it's hard.

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    One In A Million Spurfect's Avatar
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    The jury discuss the case in their private room.

    Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
    Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
    Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
    Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together
    so they can't communicate with the outside world.
    Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
    Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
    Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
    Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition
    that".
    Homer: So "if" we don't all vote the same way, we'll be "deadlocked"
    and have to be "sequestered" in the Springfield Palace Hotel
    --
    Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
    Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
    Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool,
    free HBO -- Ooh! "Free Willy"!
    Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if
    anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
    Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
    Everyone: Guilty.
    Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?
    Everyone: Aw.
    Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby
    should walk out of here a free hotel.

  25. #50
    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    i vaguely remember an episode where someone is performing on stage and Homer yells for them to play "Purple Rain!", then Lisa tells him it isn't Prince and he then yells, "Purple Rain"....if only I could remember who was on stage...

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