Favorite Scene From "The Simpsons"

[snyderman]

i think its bachman tuner overdrive

[Trainwreck2100]

i think its bachman tuner overdrive

That was takin care of business.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

dental plan


lisa needs braces





















dental plan

[ZStomp]

Has the show ended?

[cherylsteele]

soooo many replies and no one mentions one of barts famous one liners

"eat my shorts"

Cowabunga!!

Get Bent.

Don't have a cow, man.

Dumb as a post.

I didn't do it.

I'm Bart Simpson, who the are you?

[Trainwreck2100]

stupid sexy flanders

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just had to make this thread. My favorite scene came on right now (well, on my DVR).

It's the episode where Homer buys Lisa a pony to make up for not spending time with her.

The scene starts where you focus on the house and you start to hear the music from the horsehead scene in "The Godfather." It shows Lisa waking up and taking off the cover to reveal just the pony's head and she screams at the top of her lungs.

I remember when I first saw it, I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes and I still go nuts whenever I see it.

Guess which episode is on today?

[T Park]

Homer : Why did you bring that loser into our house?

Marge : I'll tell you why, christian charity

Homer: Christian Charity!?? What does a porn star have anything to do with it!??!?

[CuckingFunt]

Waaaaaaay too many, but the exchange about "steamed hams" is pretty high on the list.

[jman3000]

boo-urns.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Lenny: Man Homer you look terrible. I thought someone with 2 wives would happy.
Carl: No, no, no. You're thinking of someone with 2 knives.
(while they're saying this Moe gets 2 knives)
Moe: I gotta tell you guys, this feels terrific.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

And the moment when Homer tries to build the BBQ grill.
Homer: Must read instructions. (drops instructions in cement). Oh no! English side ruined! Must read French instructions! Le grill?!? What the is that?!?

[CuckingFunt]

Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk. Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more.

Carl: You ain't thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe?

Moe: Ehh, maybe I am.

Carl: Oh, but Moe: the dank. The dank!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

so many. i haven't watched any new episodes, so these may sound foreign.

the one where homer is training to do the krusty bike loop trick with krusty. homers' pants get caught in the chain and gets eaten off him and the krusty yells "burn that seat"

[Spurminator]

Old grey mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...

[Hemotivo]

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

[Hemotivo]

Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So many to list, but I'll narrow it down to a few:
the one where Millhouse has a girlfriend, and Bart gets so jealous he gets her sent away to a Catholic school. Then, when Bart tells Millhouse what he did, the two fight on Millhouse's bedroom floor. Bart reaches for something to smack Millhouse upside the head with.
Broken bottle? Nope.
Brick? Nuh-uh.
Baseball bat? Try again.
Bart FINALLY grabs the Magic 8-Ball that Millhouse's dad had bought for him, and cracks Millhouse over the head with it, and drops the line that ALWAYS cracks me up:
"Boy, I'll bet the Magic 8-Ball never saw THAT one comin'!"

There's also the one Halloween episode where Bart & Lisa try to bring Snowball I back to life, and instead overrun Springfield with zombies:

Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
Lisa: "No!"
Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"
Lisa: "YES!!!!!"
Homer: "But the car's okay?"

[E20]

Homer: o my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a package for me.
Mailman: Alright Mr.Burns what is your first name?
Homer: I don't..............know.

Bart: Genius plan Homer.


LMAO

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"WHOO-HOO!!!!!
S.T.D.'s!!!!!"

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Oh, yeah, drugs; you gotta have drugs."

[Fabbs]

Troy McClures comeback including Planet of The Apes, The Musical.

When he's about to kiss Selma he pulls out breath spray and then sprays her with it.

In church when Homer is listening to pro football with his earpiece.
As his team kicks the game winning field goal Rev Lovejoy makes some point.
Homer shouting: It's good! It's good!
Lovejoy standing by the door as everyone exits: Well Homer, i see i really struck a cord with you today.
Marge: MMMMMMnnnnnn.

[TLWisfoine]

I liked the episode Homer thought Bart was gay and took him to that gay steel mill. Funny stuff!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Troy McClures comeback including Planet of The Apes, The Musical.

When he's about to kiss Selma he pulls out breath spray and then sprays her with it.

In church when Homer is listening to pro football with his earpiece.
As his team kicks the game winning field goal Rev Lovejoy makes some point.
Homer shouting: It's good! It's good!
Lovejoy standing by the door as everyone exits: Well Homer, i see i really struck a cord with you today.
Marge: MMMMMMnnnnnn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80zkpXPHTw

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The "Behind the Laughter" Episode was a thing of beauty.

"I just want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a pros ute."