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  1. #76
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    The "Behind the Laughter" Episode was a thing of beauty.

    "I just want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a pros ute."
    "I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone."

  2. #77
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    When I was younger the line made me die laughing, its slightly funny now.

    When Lisa made the float for some parade, and her and Bart fight for it, it flys into the fireplace and bursts into flames


    Lisa : AHHHH

    Homer: AAAA

    Bart: IN!!!


  3. #78
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    In honor of the ATT championship

    When homer goes to the country club and meets Tom Kite.
    Tom Kite: Now, you don't want to overthink.
    Homer: Not an issue.
    Tom Kite: Keep your head down.
    Homer: (raising his head) Huh?
    Tom Kite: Pretend there's no one else here. (Homer scratches his butt with the club and burps)...And just go at your own pace. (Homer hits the ball very close to the hole)....Wow, very impressive. You're a natural, Mr. Simpson.
    Homer: Really?
    Tom Kite: Uh huh. All you need is your own set of clubs, and stay the out of my locker!...you can keep the shoes!

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    On one of the first ( it may have been the first) Halloween specials, they're doing a The Raven theme and Lisa is reading the poem while it is acted out by the cast.

    My favorite part:

    Lisa (narrating): "Quoth the Raven..."

    Bart (as a little raven with a Bart haircut): "Eat My Shorts!"


    And there's also the station ID Dan Castellaneta did off the top of his head for Dudley and Bob: " o, this is Homer Simpson, and whenever I'm driving in my car, I always listen to 93.7 KLBJ...The Dudley and Bob Show! Because it's the only station I can get on my STUPID radio! DOH!!!", which I only bring up because 1) it shows the genius that is Castellaneta, he fired that off with no setup whatsoever, they just asked him during a phone-in interview if he would mind doing one and BAM! and 2) some time after, they had some no-name comedian in who was playing locally and he offered to do some impersonations for station IDs and they asked him if he could do a Homer...his was barely recognizable as Homer and they asked him what he thought of the one they had (which, of course, actually WAS Homer) and he trashed it, saying it sounded nothing like the real thing. They then played the 2 station IDs that Mike Judge recorded as Beavis and Butthead and he trashed those as well. It was ing hilarious. [/tangent]

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    Anything with Fat Tony is great.




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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Snake looks related to Fat Tony.

  7. #82
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    Homer: Homer Simpson at the Super Bowl?
    (imagines himself watching the game as a player is hauled off on a stretcher)
    Coach: Dang! That was my last quarterback. Now what am I gonna do? (He looks into the crowd, and sees Homer) You!
    Homer: Me?
    Coach: Yeah, you! Get your hand off my wife's leg!
    Homer: Sorry!

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    Edgecrusher dimsah's Avatar
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    Scientist: Mr. Simpson, if we perform this operation it will increase your brain power. Or it could kill you.
    Homer: Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
    Homer: No beer and no T.V. make Homer something something...
    Marge: Go crazy?
    Homer: Don't mind if I do!
    Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
    Homer's Brain: Uh-oh what did that mean. Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
    Homer: Takes one to know one!
    Homer's Brain: Swish!
    My personal favorite.
    Marge: Homer, we need to talk to a financial planner.
    Homer: Financial panther, eh?
    [imagines himself standing in a bank lobby with an
    officious banker]
    Banker: Mr. Simpson, you're a dollar overdrawn.
    Homer: Get him, Sheba!
    [a panther leaps onscreen and mauls the banker]
    I'm on board.

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    The Mad Scientist Gerryatrics's Avatar
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    They removed the clip from youtube, so the transcript will have to do.

    Homer: Television broken?
    Bart: No. There's a badger in there. [indicates the doghouse]
    Homer: Badger, my ass -- it's probably Milhouse. [crawls into
    the doghouse] Milhouse ... Milhouse!
    [the badger attacks. Homer screams and beats a hasty
    retreat]
    It's a badger, all right. Possibly a griffin. Bart, do
    you have any dynamite in your room?
    Bart: Tons.
    Homer: Get it.
    Lisa: No, Dad, we don't want to kill him. Let's call animal
    control.
    Homer: Great idea. Then we should call the doctor about this.
    [lifts his shirt, revealing a gaping hole in his chest
    that exposes his internal organs]
    Lisa: How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
    Homer: What am I, a tailor?

  10. #85
    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    hark to the tale of nelson, and the boy he loved so dear!

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    "Lisa it's your birthday, Happy birthday Lisa"

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    Ralph, "Super Nintendo Chalmers..."

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    saxamaphone saxamaphone!!!!!!!!!

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    After Otto escapes and then Apu checks his cell and throws the chess piece through the poster.

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    After Otto escapes and then Apu checks his cell and throws the chess piece through the poster.

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  18. #93
    九万九百七十八人が死んでいる baseline bum's Avatar
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    When Snake says "Goodbye student loan payments" as he's robbing Moe's.

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    Still Sporting Ben Davis Allan Rowe vs Wade's Avatar
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    this is my son bart. he owns a factory.

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    When Homer changes his name to Max Power:

    “Where to eat? You like Thai”?
    “I like tie, you like shirt”?

    Runner up is when Homer gets the crayon removed from his brain, jumps through the window and yells “who wants lottery tickets”?!

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