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Whoops, thought this was "The Club."
I just had to make this thread. My favorite scene came on right now (well, on my DVR).
It's the episode where Homer buys Lisa a pony to make up for not spending time with her.
The scene starts where you focus on the house and you start to hear the music from the horsehead scene in "The Godfather." It shows Lisa waking up and taking off the cover to reveal just the pony's head and she screams at the top of her lungs.
I remember when I first saw it, I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes and I still go nuts whenever I see it.
Whoops, thought this was "The Club."
My favorite scene is actually a whole episode. The episode where Homer starts a day care center is the best. episode. ever.
Another favorite scene is in the episode where they put Bart on Focusim. He puts a fire hose in the gym and the floor gets warped. The kids try playing basketball and Nelson is dribbling. It bounces off one of the lumps in the floor and hits Milhouse and breaks his glasses. He screams "My sports goggles." It was funny because they were just his regular glasses. It doesn't sound so funny when I type it but I waswhen I saw it.
Two guys at a bar
Guy one to Guy two: Wanna Fight
Guy two to Guy one: Them sound like fighting words
There's alot of favorite scenes.
I think a funny one is the Halloween Special VIII when the nuclear bomb goes off and Homer is behind a car with a dead person in it. They are at the stop light and the car in front of him doesn't move, so he honks and says "It's green moron. o! Earth to stupid guy." But the classic line is when he gets out and walks towards him he says "Maybe a little friendy punching will move your ass."
Classic line.
Another great episode is the Homer vs George Bush one. When he's driving all fast to Krusty Burger in the morning and he goes "I only got one minute before they stop serving those breakfast balls. DOH!" George Bush is in front of him taking his sweet ass time and he starts honking and says "Hey JERK!! Move your fanny!!"
Another great scene is when homer has all those left over springs when Springfield loses the Summer Olympics and he can't use them for "Springy" the mascot. Homer is making burgers on a skillett with springs on the bottom, and the springs cause the grease to fly onto Homer starting him on fire. That was funny .
HEY BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!?!
Oh right, that Sideshow Bob thing...
Barney: After this case and the next case, we only have one case left!
Homer: "A tramampoline! A tramampoline!"
and
"It's still good! It's still good!"
I liked the episode where Bart begins stunt jumping all kinds of things with his skateboard and decides to jump over Springfield Gorge and Homer goes to talk him out of it but accidentally gets on the skateboard. He gets excited when he thinks he's gonna make it but tumbles down the gorge. As they're raising him up on the stretcher, he's bumping his head all over the place. They put him in the ambulance and it travels about 10 feet before it crashes into a rock and the door flies open and Homer and the stretcher tumble back down the gorge. I thought that was hilarious.
Like most situations, funnier seen than typed but I though it might cause a few of you to relive the memory.
Thank you, google..
This one always makes me laugh:
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Brilliant stuff!
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
and...
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
remember the episode when Lisa is mad at Homer for some reason or another and Homer says "Lisa, remember that Pony I promised to get you a few years ago? Well....Surprise!" Then he opens the closet door and there's a pony skeleton that crumbles to the floor, and he says "Oh, thats right. Pony's need food and water"
Now that's funny stuff.
Two Lord of the Flies scenes w/Ralph:
Scene #1:
Bart and Nelson roll fruit down the aisle in a race up to the front of the bus:
Bart: Go apple!
Nelson: Go orange!
Ralph: (lays down banana) Go banana!
Scene #2:
The kids are running out of things to eat on the island and Ralph eats some berries. Ralph, those could be poisonous!
Ralph: Tastes like....burning. (collapses)
Homer: As long as you live in my house you will believe what I belive. Now butter that bacon boy!
Bart: But Dad, my heart hearts.
Homer: Butter it!
^
I think that same episode had an informational film by Troy McClure showing how hot dogs were made. The ingredients were an old boot, a tin can, a racoon, and a banana peel or something like that.
I also like the Bible stories episode, where Bart is facing Goliath (Nelson) and Ralph comes out of nowhere to kill Goliath... Ralph had supposedly died earlier in the story.
Bart: "Ralph? I thought you were dead!"
Ralph: "Nope."
No, I don't remember that scene. Probably because it was from Family Guy.
Ahaha...and then he made him bacon his sausage.
There's too many to just pick one, but the one that cracks me up the most is the episode where Bart and Lisa get lost in the woods on the field trip to capital city and get found by some hillbillies. The grandfather says that he got lost on a field trip too, so he married a bear and started his family here in the woods. The camera then pans over to his large, ugly, but clearly human, wife, who says, "I told you! I ain't a bear!"
"Ha ha ha! Rar rar rar! No one can understand you she-bear!"
And then just about anything from Hans Moleman.
Damn...thats right. Sorry. Both are funny...so just insert the names Peter and Meg where the names Homer and Lisa were. You could start a whole new thread about Family Guy episodes and quotes.
Tom Tucker: Let's go now to Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather forecast. Ollie?Damn...thats right. Sorry
Ollie Williams: It's gon' rain!
TT: Thanks, Ollie.
My favorite Homerism, read slowly in his kindest, fatherly Homer voice:
Lisa, you tried your best and failed. And what did you learn?
Never try.
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