Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
I've also got to chip in my favorite Apooism:
Homer, please do not be feeding peanuts to my God.
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Homer: "What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden."
Again proving my point that Family Guy is nothing but a rip off of The Simpsons.
that's great, i remember that vividly.
also nice.
is it in that episode where they are wearing face paint and making mean animal sounds and Ralph goes "meow"
I think back to one of the old episodes where bart and homer are in the woods and hunting for food. They try to catch a rabbit and end up slingshooting his ass across the sky.
Homer : o...My name is Mr. Burns...I believe you have a package for me
Mailman: Alright Mr. Burns...and what is your first name...
Homer: I.....don't.....know.....
At the annual Springfield U. vs Springfield A&M football game:
Karl: Springfield A&M is nothing but a cow college.
Lenny: You're just saying that because it was founded by a cow.
I llike the episode where Bart becomes "Patton" and organizes a water balloon war on Nelson after he took up for Lisa.
Bart slaps one of the kids just like Patton did.
There only 3 good wars......WW1, WW2 and the Star Wars trilogy.
Dental plan
lisa needs braces
Dental plan
lisa needs braces
Dental plan
lisa needs braces
Dental plan
lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Globex Corporation episode with Hank Scorpio. The whole thing is hilarious from start to finish.
Scorpio: Homer, if you don't mind, could you shoot somebody on the way out? It'd be a real help, thanks.
I liked the Goldfinger-esque theme song over the credits.
Homer: "And now we play ... the waiting game."
*Turns around and plays "The Waiting Game" video game.*
When they want a pool, and they build a barn
Some aumish guy comes from nowhere
Aumish Guy "Tis a fine barn English, but a pool it ain't"
Homer: doh
The old episode where Bart gets a big brother so Homer decides to get a little brother.
Lady:Why do you want to be a big brother?"
Homer's brain: "Don't say revenge don't say revenge"
Homer:"Revenge"
Homer's brain: "That's it I'm outta here" (footsteps, door slams)
One moment I saw on TV last night that was hilarious: Homer is in the courtroom and puts on the glasses that look like eyes so he can sleep in the courtroom.
Classic.
In the episode where Lisa compares Bart to her hamster.
When Marge tells Bart to get the cupcakes, he goes into the kitchen, but he is so traumatized by Lisa, that as he reached up to grab the two cupcakes with both hands, he breaks down and starts having an attack on the floor.( A Clockwork Orange refrence)
Ralph: Me fail English, that's unpossible.
Homer: I'm not a genius ... or is I?
How could I forget this
"save me jebus"
Homer:Besides every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain, Remember when I took that homewinemaking couse and forgot how to drive.
Marge:That's because you were drunk
Homer: And how.
Homer: Ohh Ned, you so crazy
Ralph: this taste like burning
Ralph: daddy this taste like grandma
Cheif Wiggum: you're right son this does tast like grandma
Burns: Smithers I need the league of evil
(opens secret compartment that reveals a bunch of skeletons)
Burns: My league!!!
Smithers: Even monsters need air sir.
Burns: Very well, collect their watches.
Homer: Yeah, Wiggum couldn't catch cooties at Milhouse's birthday party.
Bart: Daaad (pointing out that Milhouse is right next to him)
Homer: Oh, seriously, everyone says your parties rock.
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Marge: Oh forget it, they couldn't catch a cold with a........ a cold.. catching... thing.
Homer: See, when you don't use Milhouse, it's hard.
The jury discuss the case in their private room.
Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together
so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition
that".
Homer: So "if" we don't all vote the same way, we'll be "deadlocked"
and have to be "sequestered" in the Springfield Palace Hotel
--
Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool,
free HBO -- Ooh! "Free Willy"!
Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if
anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?
Everyone: Aw.
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby
should walk out of here a free hotel.
i vaguely remember an episode where someone is performing on stage and Homer yells for them to play "Purple Rain!", then Lisa tells him it isn't Prince and he then yells, "Purple Rain"....if only I could remember who was on stage...
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