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  1. #26
    Once Around the Block BadlyDrawnBoy's Avatar
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    I10 North I thought it was an East West highway
    Nope, where the Lowe's is.

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    SpUrsFan4EteRniTy! howbouthemspurs's Avatar
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    DAMN gospursgojas!!! your girlfriend is hot!! I would like to get a piece of that!!!!

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    You can't handle The Truth TheTruth's Avatar
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    DAMN gospursgojas!!! your girlfriend is hot!! I would like to get a piece of that!!!!
    Damn, Don't beat around the bush do you.

  4. #29
    GAME OVER gospursgojas's Avatar
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    DAMN gospursgojas!!! your girlfriend is hot!! I would like to get a piece of that!!!!
    you Arnold...

    That new chimp you are dating aint as bad as the donkey you were ing

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    You can't handle The Truth TheTruth's Avatar
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    ^ oh snap...dem sound like fighting words

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    GAME OVER gospursgojas's Avatar
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    Nah...howboutthemspurs is some guy with down syndrome I take care of

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    Bride and Seek

    During the wedding reception of a young couple, the guests decided to play a drunken game of hide and seek. It was decided that the groom was "it" and he eventually found everyone except his new bride.

    The longer he searched the more frusturated he became and he was soon furious thinking she had left. He decided the game wasn't funny anymore and went home without his bride. As weeks went by, he accepted that she'd had second thoughts and went on with her life so he did the same.

    A few years later a cleaning lady dusted off an old trunk in the attic of the building where the reception had taken place, out of curiosity she opened it.

    Inside the trunk was the rotted body of the missing bride who'd apparently became locked in the trunk she'd chosen to hide in. Whether she'd suffocated or starved was unknown, but her face was frozen in a scream.

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    Aren't You Glad You Didn't Turn on the Light?

    Two college roommates were complete opposites, one liked to study while the other liked to party. In preparation for their upcoming midterms, the studious roommate (Jane) planned a Friday night of studying while the partier (Mary) decided to go to a frat party.

    The two were friends, regardless of their differences, and while Mary got ready for the party, she tried to get Jane to go. Jane insisted on studying and Mary set out for the party. Jane agreed to leave the door unlocked, so that Mary wouldn't have to bring her keys.

    While Mary was at the party, she met up with another group of friends and they convinced Mary to stay at their place for the night. Mary agreed but had to stop back at her room to get her keys. It was about 2 a.m. when Mary got back. She snuck in and grabbed her keys, leaving the lights off, not wanting to wake her roommate.

    The next morning Mary walked home, intent to ask Jane for some study help. When she reached her room and opened the door she saw Jane murdered at her desk! Written on the wall in Jane's blood was "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the light?"

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    Which Tire?

    Two students decide to go skiing for the weekend, and are having such a good time they decide to blow off the (calculus, I believe) exam that they have scheduled for Monday morning in order to get some final runs in before they head back to school. They decide to tell the prof that they got a flat tire and therefore deserve to take the exam at a rescheduled time.

    Hearing the story, said professor agrees that it really was just bad luck, and of course they can take the exam later. At the appointed time, the prof greets them and places them in two separate rooms to take the exam.

    The few questions on the first page are worth a minor 10% of the overall grade, and are quite easy. Each student grows progressively confident as they take the test, sure that they have gotten away with fooling the professor. However, when they turn to the second page they discover that they really haven't.

    The only question on the page, worth 90% of the exam, reads: "Which tire?"

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    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
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    Does Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" synch up with the "Wizard of Oz"?
    Try this one it's pretty neat

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