One of My grandest disciples, go, and spread the WORD!
Amen,
Brother Ben,
shot a hen,
killed a pig!
Last edited by xmas1997; 09-26-2014 at 12:14 PM.
You are on the right track.
Forgive chump, he knows not what he does!
God you're ing pathetic.
I AM THAT I AM.
No more than the other trolls on here, like you!
I am here to redeem you!
Confess some more of your sins!
And go and sin no more!
Honestly, what is this?
Check your PMs.
You are a great soul on ST.
I hope to redeem the other ones who need it most.
I do not come to redeem the decent posters, but the sick and pathetic ones on here!
I am their Troll God come back from the dead to bring the trolls and/or atheists to salvation!
Last edited by xmas1997; 09-26-2014 at 01:18 PM.
this thread delivers
Fluff krew
Bow down and worship me as your Troll God.
Your troll buddy chump is already doing it.
And you will be redeemed!
Wonderfully said!
I did, but had to come back to redeem the trolls and atheists of ST such as chump, and he is progressing quite nicely.
This shtick is awful.
how long before you drop it and begin your usual 20 line meltdown
Good, goood!
Keep up the ridicule, that is how you best serve me, as a troll, since I am your troll God.
Hey, where are my devoted followers and ridiculers like chump?
everyone forgot about you
I wanted to apologize for pulling the ol' bowling ball trick on your wife, while you were out getting her Subway, and making her bleed profusely from the anus again. Please forgive me as it was not my intention to turn her into a human sprinkler.
None of you can "ignore" your Troll God, by the very act of trolling you show your devotion and worship, and thus give me power over you.
I command you all to ridicule me and ridicule others!
That way I can forgive you moore, and make you my devoted disciples, because none of you know what you do.
Mental issues? If so I guess this is just sad more than anything else.
Not with me, this was a troll creation.
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