the fatasses take too long to get off the field and the pitchers are so scared they have to talk to the manager
i'm scared
Beisbol
5 minute commercial break after every pitch to give the fatasses at base time to suck wind
You know a sport is bad when you rather die by getting cancer from chewing tobacco while "playing" the sport.The game is so ty that a guy on LSD threw a no-hitter. A game so ty that people constantly played drunk and on drugs to pass the time.
Stick ball
this picture sums up the game for me
^
thats a nobody dude. come on. its funny how many major leaguers are out of shape compared to epl, la liga players
You know a sport is bad when you rather die by getting cancer from chewing tobacco while "playing" the sport.
Stick ballFormer Manchester United and Aston Villa hero Paul McGrath's drink problems are well do ented, not least in his harrowing autobiography Back From The Brink.
While doing the rounds publicising the aforementioned tome, the Irish national treasure provided some insight into the experience of playing top class professional football while drunk, in a chat with the Guardian. "The fact is that when you've been, let's say, mischievous with alcohol, it actually heightens your will to do well because you don't want to let the other players down," he told Paul Doyle in 2006. "You know that they know you're not clever. So you try to be ultra-sharp, even though you've blunted yourself during the build-up. You want to win every tackle and every header and all that sort of stuff.http://www.theguardian.com/football/...-the-influence"There's a really famous story about René Houseman, 1978 World Cup champion and Huracán player, nicknamed El Loco," he writes, adding yet another South American footballer nicknamed El Loco to the Knowledge's vast collection. "He was a huge drunkard and himself tells the tale (apologies, my translation ain't perfect): 'In 1974 I turned up once completely drunk to play Huracán v River Plate. The night before I had a birthday. My team-mates gave me like 20 showers and a lot of coffee, but it was of no use. I couldn't start the game and went in during the second half with the game tied 0-0. I got the ball, dribbled past three defenders, the goalkeeper and kicked the ball in. My team-mates tell me that I fell on the floor and started laughing. I then proceeded to fake an injury, got subbed and went home to sleep. I don't remember nothing of that.'"
162 games mofo.
Jose Abreu>>>>>Mike Trout.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/...-the-influence
mad Google skillz bro, how long did that take you to find?
Do you really want to get into a Google article search-off for drugs in sports?
Maybe two seconds at the most
Do you really want to get into a Google article search for drugs in sports?http://nypost.com/2013/02/08/spain-i...use-in-soccer/Spain’s anti-doping agency is looking into allegations that doping practices have spread beyond cycling and into soccer.
Ana Munoz, the director of Spain’s anti-doping watchdog, said yesterday that the agency is “gathering information” about allegations by a former club president that Spanish team Real Sociedad had its players use performance-enhancing substances.
Inaki Badiola told Spanish sports daily AS this week that before he took over as president in 2008 that the club had made “under-the-table payments” for six years for “medicines or products classified as doping” substances.
Alcohol and steroids... Christ almighty!
PEDs? You really don't want to go there.Maybe two seconds at the most
http://nypost.com/2013/02/08/spain-i...use-in-soccer/
Alcohol and steroids... Christ almighty!
http://grg51.typepad.com/steroid_nat...s-of-socc.htmlBernando Santi says that the reason why Ronaldo has suffered so many injuries is because when he signed for PSV Eindhoven in 1994 as a 17-year-old, he was regularly pumped full of anabolic steroids in order to build up the player physically and help him grow.
As a result Ronaldo then developed muscles that were unable to co-exist with his knee’s bone structure, leading to devastating problems in later years.
"I spoke to colleagues in Holland who know people at PSV,” Santi told the daily Folha de Sao Paulo. "I did not get to talk to PSV doctors. They gave supplements to Ronaldo, who was very thin, and among those supplements they included some anabolic substances which could make him grow a bit more."
Santi is in no doubt that it was these drugs that have caused the injuries. "It is a consequence of having grown beyond what his muscles were prepared to grow," he insisted.
"He gained muscle mass very fast, when he still had not reached maturity. The bill for the use of steroids shows up long term, 10, 15 or 20 years later."
http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/new...ayers-gold-cupFive players on Mexico's soccer team, including goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa and defender Francisco Rodriguez, have tested positive for a banned substance and are out of the CONCACAF Gold Cup.
Decio de Maria, the secretary general of the Mexican soccer federation, said Ochoa and Rodriguez -- two starters for Mexico in last year's World Cup -- tested positive for clenbuterol. Also testing positive were three role players: defender Edgar Duenas and midfielders Christian Bermudez and Antonio Naelson "Sinha."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...t-steroid.htmlA professional footballer has tested positive for the anabolic steroid nandrolone for the first time in England.
The Football Association are currently investigating the positive test, which occurred within the last three months, and are keeping the iden y of the player secret until the inquiry has been completed. The FA are refusing even to reveal which division he plays in or whether he is British or not.
The finding of 19-norandrosterone, a metabolite of nandrolone, was brought to light in UK Sport's quarterly anti-doping report published today.
PEDs?
http://www.espnfc.us/ascenso-mx/stor...e-for-steroidsTwo Mexican League players tested positive for the steroid Clenbuterol during the opening weekend of action, Mexican Soccer Federation president Decio de Maria told ESPN's Graciela Resendiz on Tuesday.
De Maria said the federation would not be releasing the names of the players until the investigation was complete. He said disciplinary committee president Eugenio Rivas would be in charge of the sanctions for the players in question.
http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/new...itive-steroidsNorth Korea officials blamed traditional musk deer gland medicine used after a lightning strike for five positive tests for steroids at the Women's World Cup, the biggest soccer doping scandal at a major tournament in 17 years.
After two players were caught during the tournament this month, FIFA president Sepp Blatter said Saturday the world soccer governing body took the unprecedented step of testing the rest of the North Korean squad and found three more positive results.
"This is a shock," Blatter said at a news conference. "We are confronted with a very, very bad case of doping and it hurts."
Fatasses feeding each other in the middle of the game
'sport'
I'll save you the trouble:
https://www.google.com/search?q=foot...utf-8&oe=utf-8
https://www.google.com/search?q=foot...asketball+peds
https://www.google.com/search?q=foot...=baseball+peds
https://www.google.com/search?q=foot...q=cycling+peds
https://www.google.com/search?q=foot...8#q=rugby+peds
https://www.google.com/search?q=foot...#q=hockey+peds
Former Aston Villa and Manchester United goalkeeper Mark Bosnich was banned for nine months in the spring of 2003 when he tested positive for cocaine.Whilst coming to the end of his career in Italy with Napoli, Diego tested positive for cocaine in 1991 which led to a 15 month ban... However, after a wonderful start to the tournament where he scored a cracker against Greece – accompanied by that infamous wide-eyed celebration – Diego failed another drugs test, this time for the banned substance ephedrine.Back in 2003 Adrian Mutu was one of the marquee additions to Roman Abramovich’s monopoly at Chelsea as the West Londoners looked to create a dynasty in English football. A promising start for both parties ended in disgrace when the Romanian tested positive for cocaine... His spell in Florence had been going well up until the turn of 2010 where he failed a doping test.Soon after leaving Manchester United in 2001, Jaap Stam was beginning to settle into his new life in the Italian capital of Rome with Lazio. The Dutchman had been ushered out of the doors at Old Trafford by Sir Alex Ferguson and before he knew it, failed a drugs test at his new club – testing positive for the anabolic steroid nandrolone.http://soccerlens.com/football-drugs/67933/Amazingly Jaap Stam’s teammate at the time Fernando Couto, also tested positive for the use of nandrolone seven months prior to the Dutchman in April 2001.
Better than baseball fans who sleep and only turn up at the stadium for the hotdogs
Only reason you go is to get drunk and fall asleep in the stands.Better than baseball fans who sleep and only turn up at the stadium for the hotdogs
Remember when you asked this?
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/93964...7657/605032026
baseball loving gots melting down
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