King Emmanuel , Why you love a "sport" with racist whites like these?
Baseball
fans falling asleep in stadiums
Nodobody has ever watched an entire baseball game. Ever.
Baseball players think baseball sucks https://sports.vice.com/article/base...ong-and-boring
99% of baseball's most famous players in history were PED taking lying gots
folks trying to hype up baseball by calling it a "strategic game"
strategy consists of getting left handed pitchers to face left handed batters and right handed pitchers to face right handed batters
"Player 'X' bats .270% against right handed pitchers and .260% against left handed ones. Let's delay the game for 15 minutes switching the pitchers so that we gain a .010% advantage"
reliever coming in and getting subbed right out after facing one batter
pinch hitters
getting in the game to fail most of the time
pinch runner
thinking they make some kind of difference
chances are the fatass they replaced would have also got a run if the batter on turn gets a hit
defensive changes
don't even get a chance to touch a ball most of the time
if they do, the guys they replaced would have probably got the out anyways
baseball
"sport"
standing around for 10 hours
10 hour games
fat [email protected] with oily skin and mustache
steroids
barely move and need steroids
players hit the ball a couple of times during a game, but need steroids for that
fat
spitting
manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
play by play announcer and fans who when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
Joe Buck
fake intense voice
pretends he gives a , just wants his paycheck
fans sleeping during the game, because no is happening
fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
fat s
catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
"let's go to the ball game " song
still living in the 50's
"God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
AIDS buying a baseball team
so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/
Reliever
worst role ever; even worse than punter
does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
paid to play 1 inning
I'd rather watch ing Golf than fat s playing stick ball.
In fact, the last Baseball game I ever "played" or watched was Base Wars on the NES back in 1991... That game at least made baseball interesting with ing robots....
I'd rather sit through a povertyball game than watch snoozeball any day.
Jesus Christ, you guys are just straight up dominating the baseball s per par. Is there a mercy rule for this thread?
Lol basewars was ridiculous but it actually improved on RBI baseball
I have to admit, I have fond memories of Basewars... that game was pretty awesome back in the day.![]()
Reminds me of Super Baseball 2020. I dug that game.
You in this thread:
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Says the forum's personal flufferdo you ever have an original take?
All i know is soccaball has never had a night like this
All my takes are both original and correct.
Butthurt third-worlder
You piggy back on every ing thread on this site. You're just a coattailer.s usually are.
Baseball.....
Basically what the NBA would be like if they got rid of the shot clock again and had instant replay every possession.
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Ow that hurts. Sick Google image search burn. Don't know if I can come back from that.
Clipper Nation toying with this third world got, tbh..
LOL the Yankees are s for that and paid for their misdeed.
How do you lead a game by 7 going into the last 2 innings and lose that said game? Plain gotry.
people jacking off to fat [email protected] who hit the ball 30% of the time!
fat s
spitting all over the field
dirty ass smelly fatass dugouts with seeds everywhere
fans falling asleep at the world series
fat "athletes" who can't even make it to first base without sucking air
pitchers
too in pussy to pitch more than once a week
relievers
paid to get out like 2-3 batters
162 games of
boring as
stadiums smell like fried
americas past time
america one of the leading countries in obesity due to obsession with their past time and worshipping fatasses
babe ruth fat as even before the invention of fast food
gots who think soccer is just kicking a ball with their toes as hard as they can
cant even dribble a ball or juggle a ball
35 different names for gripping a baseball
midseason middle of the day chelsea man city game getting more viewers than the ing championship of pro football "biggest sporting event in the world" super bowl
one of the top players in soccer
one of the top players in fatassball![]()
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