Avante's community has an article in GQ this month, interesting read, tbh..
http://www.gq.com/news-politics/2015...?currentPage=1
Alright another music thread for Avante ha~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, ya got layed off from work, when ya finally (ran out of gas) get home you find your old bulldog e deader than a doornail, so ya head to the frig to drown your sorrows with a beer, on the frig ya find this note.....
Dear Asshole
We drank your beer, LOL. me and Tim (your brother) are heading to Texas, you.
You suck
Rita
So ya pour a glass of milk, walk over to the stereo and ............
Last edited by Avante; 05-20-2015 at 06:39 AM.
So after a few tears ya decide to say it, so ya pack a few things grab your Marine Band harmonica, and head down to the tracks, time to ride them blinds......
Last edited by Avante; 05-20-2015 at 03:58 AM.
After a hard night riding the rails ya arrive in a little hole south of Fort Worth, why not, so ya hop off and head on down that dusty road.....
After a couple miles ya stick out that thumb, yep......
Just before it got dark a long black Cadillac convertible pulls up beside you, behind the wheel a tall tan blonde, she smiles and says, "care to join me", you think to yourself "yes, there is a God", so ya grin and jump in, she's listening to some.....
Last edited by Avante; 05-20-2015 at 06:48 AM.
You need to be taken behind the woodshed
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Love it Avante, you got talent. So what do you have to dance to, I'm in that mood.
Me too little man, here ya go.
Last edited by Avante; 05-20-2015 at 05:00 AM.
I read online that pedophiles sometimes post a series of ty music videos as a defense mechanism when cornered about their crimes.
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Great stuff there Avante, how about some 1960's rock?
No problem half pint.
Last edited by Avante; 05-20-2015 at 08:31 AM.
Wow, another seemingly simple yet edited Avante post. A huge gelatinous mass of uncertainty.
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So ya post the message then go find the song, got it. So how about something you know a simple little like me has never heard, oh yeah, you are "da man".
Here ya go simple little .
Translation: Vanilla.
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While I haven't actually watched any of those videos Avante, I will watch one you pick especially for me, ok big man?
Sure, here ya go less.
Translation: more vanilla.
That guilty conscience must be distracting him and causing him to keep ing up his posts, tbh.
Exactly.. I can picture that nervous shaking wreck behind his keyboard feverishly defending his sick crimes
Now think little man. I have a video, now concentrate. Could it be I post the message and then go find the video, ya reckon?
As usual you'd be wrong. All that over there was perfectly 100% legal. So why just make up?
Do you simply not get it at all? You honestly think little kids hustled drinks in bars, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn you're dumb. What was the legal age to drink?
Another defense mechanism.. copious amounts of fake laughter
I;ll try again....
So you honestly believe they serrved alcohol to 15-16 years old in bars over there, right?
This is off a long list of the drinking age per country.
Mozambique 18 18 Namibia 18 18 Netherlands 18 18 New Zealand 18 18 Nicaragua 18 18 Niger 18 18 Nigeria 18 18 Norway 18, but 20 for spirits defined as 22% ABV 18, but 20 for spirits defined as 22% ABV Pakistan Illegal (21 for non-Muslim population) Illegal (21 for non-Muslim population) Palau 21 21 Panama 18 18 Papua New Guinea 18 18 Paraguay 20 20 Peru 18 18 Philippines 18 18
Now do you really think a bar hired 15-17 year olds who couldn't hussle drinks? You really that dumb?
Trust me you won't be seeing any country where the drinking age is under 18.
So tell me stupid what the are you talking about?
Last edited by Avante; 05-20-2015 at 06:40 PM.
just read in diagonal, there is a guy named Glenn
This is a surprise.
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