Lakers: I once was sad because I had no shoes

[SpursforSix]

And then I met a Laker fan.

[K...]

And then I met a kobe fan.

And then I met a sunsfan.

And then I met a clippersfan.

[SpursforSix]

It works. 10/10

[Mr Bones]

I was sad because i had no hat... but then I met a man that had no head....

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I once was sad because I had no condom, then I met a man who had nothing to put a condom on.

Buddy Mignon

[Thread]

At least we have but 1 5th. You have a 2nd 5th.