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  1. #426
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    I'm really flattered that you would offer me your wife. I'm not really into GILF's but some women age gracefully. I'll probably reach those spots that have been itching her for quite some time. You can hide in the closet but don't be one of those guys that sits in the chair in the corner and jerks it.

    In fact, it's probably best if you just stay outside and BBQ while we do our thing.
    Ya must have misunderstood, I was talking about you coming over to meet the family since you appear real concerned about me. You seem to have me confused with Kool and Blake,our resident sex pervert and our resident idiot.

  2. #427
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    careful hustle


    he follows them home.
    Dude,tell us again about how sailors went to those girls....cribs....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ya must have misunderstood, I was talking about you coming over to meet the family since you appear real concerned about me. You seem to have me confused with Kool and Blake,our resident sex pervert and our resident idiot.
    Oh, my mistake. I guess I just assumed that you wanted me to rail Judy. I hope I didn't come on too strong. Let her know that I apologize and will start off gentle.

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    Props Blake for creating the definitive Avante pedophilia thread

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    Oh, my mistake. I guess I just assumed that you wanted me to rail Judy. I hope I didn't come on too strong. Let her know that I apologize and will start off gentle.
    Judy isn't your mom little guy, ok? She's true to her guy, not some , ok?

  6. #431
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    Props Blake for creating the definitive Avante pedophilia thread
    Were you molested as a child? You seem to have some hang up with this sick .

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    Judy isn't your mom little guy, ok? She's true to her guy, not some , ok?
    Oh, again, I apologize. I don't want to take her from you. I just want to use her up and then give her back. My intentions were never to try and steal your girl. I was just going to use her like a sex doll. She is all yours buddy. I just want to give her some sexual satisfaction for once.

    Sorry, guy. I didn't mean to imply that I was trying to steal her away from you. I didn't mean to offend you in any way.

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    what year did you meet chris hansen?

  9. #434
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    Oh, again, I apologize. I don't want to take her from you. I just want to use her up and then give her back. My intentions were never to try and steal your girl. I was just going to use her like a sex doll. She is all yours buddy. I just want to give her some sexual satisfaction for once.

    Sorry, guy. I didn't mean to imply that I was trying to steal her away from you. I didn't mean to offend you in any way.
    You're really not good at this little fella, ok? That was sad.

    Here, try it again........

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    what year did you meet chris hansen?
    What I want to know is did you really think sailors went to these girls...cribs...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    sicko doesn't even read his own posts.


    but remembers to follow them home.....and checks for grown ups.

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    sicko doesn't even read his own posts.


    but remembers to follow them home.....and checks for grown ups.
    Not working little idiot.

    So tell us all again about sailors going home with these girls in bars, you really that ing stupid, wow~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    parents that aren't home can't hear the screams.

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    I never ever felt like I was with anyone younger than myself. I haven't made that clear? If somehow I was it was a huge mistake, that should never have happened.

    Bottom line is I'm into full grown women.

    , once out of the navy I picked up a girl in a bar (I was 23) in Fresno, come to find out she was just 17, yep, fake ID. I got up and left. (followed her to her place, actually her parents who were gone)

    I find it sickening for a grown man to be messing with kids, I don't make that clear?
    wow. got up to leave and made sure you were ready when she left.......to follow her home.....and checked for grown ups.


    that should answer the "intent" questions.

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    You're really not good at this little fella, ok? That was sad.

    Here, try it again........
    How many times has she told you that? Is that why you switched to kids? Because they don't know any better?

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    wow. got up to leave and made sure you were ready when she left.......to follow her home.....and checked for grown ups.


    that should answer the "intent" questions.
    I'll go slow...

    SHE...WAS...IN...A..BAR...ok ya with me? SHE..OWNED...A..CAR...confused yet? WE..DECIDED..I'D DRIVE....IN ...MY...CAR..SHE'D... DRIVE..IN..HERS...ok little guy?

    I gotta tell ya this guy here is on a whole other level of stupid.

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    How many times has she told you that? Is that why you switched to kids? Because they don't know any better?
    It's not working little man, ok? Ya simply don't have it. You are boring as , ok?

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    It's not working little man, ok? Ya simply don't have it. You are boring as , ok?
    Wow, no wonder you stopped giving it to her. She destroyed your pride. I can now see why you want me to satisfy her.

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    i would guess thats how you remember it.


    ya gotta tell the demons something, right?

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    Avante confronted by one of his victims..


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    at least he ain't lyin about his weight

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    Wow, no wonder you stopped giving it to her. She destroyed your pride. I can now see why you want me to satisfy her.
    Let's talk half pint, ok?

    Some of us get how this is done, ok? It just flows, alright? You my man are struggling and it's obvious. ok? You need to stick to just following us around and reading, ok? Now beat it, I can't take the boredom, got it?

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    i would guess thats how you remember it.


    ya gotta tell the demons something, right?
    How about ya totally ed up again, ok?

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    Avante confronted by one of his victims..

    You are comparing that to....PROFESSIONAL HOOKERS WORKING IN A BAR? Just how damn stupid are you little guy?

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    did you call the cops?

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