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Away on vacation, Vanessa Bryant had been alerted by reports that Kobe had been "sitting and sulking in his room, pouting over the past weeks media coverage of Tim Duncans retirement." Upon entering his room and finding him on a chat session with alternate accounts at Spurstalk, Ms. Bryant lunged at Kobe and told him to "get off his ass, stop pouting about Tim Duncan being so much better and start sweeping the living room and curtains!"
During his cleaning, Kirby becomes frightened of a hummingbird and pleads with Vanessa to call animal control.
http://www.tmz.com/2016/07/12/kobe-b...gbird-vanessa/
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Lmao nessa broke off a broom in that er.
Reaching ...
Isn't OP one of the gots who gave everyone for TMZ posts?
"alpha" kobe following orders from vanessa
he gotta hold on somehow because he cant get none anymore, whatever it takes
whatever it takes...
Nope. Unless you can give the context of said posts.
My stance on TMZ is, for all it's extreme gotry, has bribe and operating money up the arse thus are sometimes able to come up with news other sources don't have / or same news but TMZ has it 1st. Like Kirbys housecleaning at Venessas command.
now you are everyone?
Kobe doesn't know what a pool net is????
Kobe acting a pussy with a humming bird using a broom.
Manu swats bats with his bare hands mid-flight.
Manu would have jumped and grabbed that humming bird mid-flight... actually, he wouldn't have to, that bird would have flown out the window with just a look from Manu.... Or landed on his shoulder as he walked it out.
Bird was afraid of the rape chances with Kobe IMHO.
All kidding aside, I actually had a hummingbird land on my finger once when I put my hand out to it in my backyard, stayed on my hand for a good minute.... Amazing little creatures, hope Kobe didn't hurt it (and it is obvious he isn't trying to).
Last edited by phyzik; 07-13-2016 at 10:09 PM.
Then Manu had to undergo rabies protocol. Dumb ass.Kobe acting a pussy with a humming bird using a broom.
Manu swats bats with his bare hands mid-flight.
Manu would have jumped and grabbed that humming bird mid-flight... actually, he wouldn't have to, that bird would have flown out the window with just a look from Manu.... Or landed on his shoulder as he walked it out.
Bird was afraid of the rape chances with Kobe IMHO.
All kidding aside, I actually had a hummingbird land on my finger once when I put my hand out to it in my backyard, stayed on my hand for a good minute.... Amazing little creatures, hope Kobe didn't hurt it (and it is obvious he isn't trying to).
Kobe acting a pussy with a humming bird using a broom.
Trying to catch a bat with your bare hands is one of the dumbest things you can do. Rabies has almost 100% mortality rate once you get symptoms.
Absolutely.
He's your vanilla brethren. Treat him with respect.
Compared to what Manu has gone through, that's pretty tame.
Manu wasn't trying to rape the bat at least.
You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.
Lol He- .
Manu is immortal.
Though Oklahoma did take him to a Texas woodshed & broke his broke in' ass.
Is Vanessa fully hispanic? No wonder LA hispanic love Kobe, like me no
That voice, that screeching tenor. I'd go out of my mind.
Nothing compared to this
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