Let me try this again - nipping it in the bud

[SpursforSix]

So...since I've announced my expertise on a wide variety of topics, it seems that 90% of the questions asked are regarding track. I don't want to spend time (mine and yours) addressing topics that no one cares about.

I'm taking an informal poll.

Does anyone want me to discuss track and field?

A yes or no answer will do.

Note that I will still be open to talking about my own track and field exploits.

[cantthinkofanything]

No.

[SpursforSix]

No.

Thank you. This matter is closed.

[clambake]

i say no. cuz when you do.....the old perv just rattles off what is clearly source material that you've provided to us common folk.

[Avante]

translation

I thought it would be cute and funny if I messed with Avante about me being the real track and field EXPERT here. Then he started asking me all these questions showing everyone that I really dion't know . So this is my way of getting out of it, yep, I GOOFED.

Like everyone else I can talk my track exploits, that nobody cares about.

[Avante]

i say no. cuz when you do.....the old perv just rattles off what is clearly source material that you've provided to us common folk.

The guy can't even talk the Olympic 4x1 team, he knows...0...about the sport. This is his way of running from it like the coward he is.

The guy starts how many threads nobody cares about yet he can't talk track, then why say he was an....EXPERT.

I;ve asked the guy a dozen questions, he can't answer any of them, none~~~~~~~~~~~

SFS...I;m a track and field EXPERT.
Avante...cool, so what about Merritt and that Olympic 200/400 double?
SFS...I don;t actually talk track and field, just an....EXPERT
Avante,...

[clambake]

you should be thanking him for providing so much material.

[Avante]

you should be thanking him for providing so much material.

Ya mean like a Middle School kid running a 15.4 with the World Record at 19.19?

[clambake]

just upset cuz he's the kid you couldn't catch.

[Avante]

just upset cuz he's the kid you couldn't catch.

So I got on a plane from Cali to West Virginia to chase a guy around because I'm now a gay, right? So I knew where he lived and Judy was cool with the $$$$ spent for me to fly back there, right? So how did I find this kid and when did I become gay?

Break it down.

[Avante]

On the 14 this is what I expect to see in that Olympic 100m final.

lane

1.Marvin Bracey USA
2.Jimmy Vicaut France
3.Yohan Blake Jamaica
4.Justin Gatlin USA
5.Usain Bolt Jamaica
6.Trayvon Bromell USA
7.
8.

So who here can fill in lanes 7 and 8?

[I. Hustle]

So I got on a plane from Cali to West Virginia to chase a guy around because I'm now a gay, right? So I knew where he lived and Judy was cool with the $$$$ spent for me to fly back there, right? So how did I find this kid and when did I become gay?

Break it down.

Finally! A topic that I am an expert on.

The One That Got Away
The true story of Avante

"Judy, wake up. I'm leaving" he said as he gently shook her shoulder. She rolled over and an hour later when she was done rolling, she said, "Already? Do you really need to *hhhooooocccchhhhhhhh* do this? You know you can't win." He shook his head knowing that she was going be pessimistic. "You don't understand, Judy. I've had every kind of kid. Tall, short, Asian, hermaphrodite, you name it. This kid... he's different. He's really fast, Judy. What would I say... please turn off your CPAP, it's really hard to concentrate." He didn't even wait for her to say anything. His bags were packed and he knew what he had to do. He had to rape that kid.

[SpursforSix]

Finally! A topic that I am an expert on.

The One That Got Away
The true story of Avante

"Judy, wake up. I'm leaving" he said as he gently shook her shoulder. She rolled over and an hour later when she was done rolling, she said, "Already? Do you really need to *hhhooooocccchhhhhhhh* do this? You know you can't win." He shook his head knowing that she was going be pessimistic. "You don't understand, Judy. I've had every kind of kid. Tall, short, Asian, hermaphrodite, you name it. This kid... he's different. He's really fast, Judy. What would I say... please turn off your CPAP, it's really hard to concentrate." He didn't even wait for her to say anything. His bags were packed and he knew what he had to do. He had to rape that kid.

translation...hey Spursforsix...The One that Got Away? Aren't you a music expert?

What yes...yes I am. Here we have an Alt Country / Bluegrass twist on...yep...

featuring Cap'n Jack Sparrow

[Avante]

Sad to watch, isn't it?

Anyone?

On the 14 this is what I expect to see in that Olympic 100m final.

lane

1.Marvin Bracey USA
2.Jimmy Vicaut France
3.Yohan Blake Jamaica
4.Justin Gatlin USA
5.Usain Bolt Jamaica
6.Trayvon Bromell USA
7.
8.

So who here can fill in lanes 7 and 8?

[leemajors]

No

[Avante]

True Olympic story.

In 1920 Allen Woodring was just an alternate to the USA 200 team. Because of an illness he would get his chance to compete. All he would do is win the gold medal beating the great Charles Paddock, who had won the 100m gold.

[I. Hustle]

True Olympic story

Avante raped kids

[Avante]

True Olympic story

Avante raped kids

Olympics in the Phillipines, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

No kids in the bars idiot, ok?

[clambake]

admit it. it wasn't even in a bar. it was at that factory in "Taken"

[BD24]

Finally! A topic that I am an expert on.

The One That Got Away
The true story of Avante

"Judy, wake up. I'm leaving" he said as he gently shook her shoulder. She rolled over and an hour later when she was done rolling, she said, "Already? Do you really need to *hhhooooocccchhhhhhhh* do this? You know you can't win." He shook his head knowing that she was going be pessimistic. "You don't understand, Judy. I've had every kind of kid. Tall, short, Asian, hermaphrodite, you name it. This kid... he's different. He's really fast, Judy. What would I say... please turn off your CPAP, it's really hard to concentrate." He didn't even wait for her to say anything. His bags were packed and he knew what he had to do. He had to rape that kid.

[140]

Finally! A topic that I am an expert on.

The One That Got Away
The true story of Avante

"Judy, wake up. I'm leaving" he said as he gently shook her shoulder. She rolled over and an hour later when she was done rolling, she said, "Already? Do you really need to *hhhooooocccchhhhhhhh* do this? You know you can't win." He shook his head knowing that she was going be pessimistic. "You don't understand, Judy. I've had every kind of kid. Tall, short, Asian, hermaphrodite, you name it. This kid... he's different. He's really fast, Judy. What would I say... please turn off your CPAP, it's really hard to concentrate." He didn't even wait for her to say anything. His bags were packed and he knew what he had to do. He had to rape that kid.

[xXx]

Yawn