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Soccer didn't make this list, likely because they couldn't find enough sexuals to sample
Irrelevant until we have the exit velocity numbers, tbh.
Also when did burn more calories = better sport become a thing?
lol fatball didn't make the list because a) you gain calories from drinking beer during games and b) all the fatbol players are more than 238 lbs
Soccer didn't make this list, likely because they couldn't find enough sexuals to sample
Baseball's MVP is shorter than Messi
Unlike Messi, he's got something called muscle mass.Baseball's MVP is shorter than Messi
Also faster than Messi. Just a better all-around athlete, which explains his success.
Still shorterUnlike Messi, he's got something called muscle mass.
Also faster than Messi. Just a better all-around athlete, which explains his success.
Damn that's actually proper pathetic tbhBaseball's MVP is shorter than Messi
Altuve isn't the GOAT of his sport. Midget Messi is the GOAT of his "sport," though
New rule: if the greatest "athlete" in the history of your "sport" is 5'7" or shorter, it doesn't qualify as a sport.
On top of that, Midget Messi can't even make penalty kicks in the clutch. Imagine if the GOAT of basketball was the size of Earl Boykins with the free-throw shooting "skills" of Andre Drummond. Pretty sure the entire sport would have been cancelled decades ago
Altuve isn't even the best player in baseball. 4th in war.Altuve isn't the GOAT of his sport. Midget Messi is the GOAT of his "sport," though
Currently best player in the post season though 2 games in.
No he's notAltuve isn't the GOAT of his sport. Midget Messi is the GOAT of his "sport," though
Maradona was like 5'3".
Who's better this era?
naldo?
Soccer is a stone age sport with stone age metrics, but the few metrics that do exist pretty much confirm messi as the clear best with ronaldo hovering in the 10-20 range.
Even fatgaypornball fans school lefty
Not really seeing any soccer fans schooling lefty or Ronaldo fans. I've seen the weak counter-arguments from Messi fans, always referring to subjective like "brilliance" and "genius." Soccer isn't a in' painting or a piece of literature. It's a simple goal sport, so let's use arguments that make sense. What makes the most sense? Stats. And statistically, Messi crushes Ronaldo.Even fatgaypornball fans school lefty
https://espnfivethirtyeight.files.wo...=90&strip=info
Ronaldo is basically the soccer equivalent of a chucker or a strikeout machine with a low batting average in baseball who hits a lot of homeruns, like Mike Napoli.
There's no argument. It's like comparing Kirby to Lebron.
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Just sad that an American sports forum has a more active Soccer forum than MLB forum, tbh...
Even the MMMGay forum looks more active, tbh... Sad!
always funny watching baseball highlights, it always comes with music cause you know its going to be boring as .
The same way ty comedy shows and laugh tracks.
one of the less diverse highlights ever. so predictable.
You mean like every other sport's highlights?
The Soccer forum only looks more active because you got 8 year old threads still up and spend too much time rehashing the 50,000th Messi vs. naldo debate
Yet there's no highlights in soccer.always funny watching baseball highlights, it always comes with music cause you know its going to be boring as .
The same way ty comedy shows and laugh tracks.
one of the less diverse highlights ever. so predictable.
It's the only "sport" that shows more "highlights" of who almost scored than highlights of actual relevant, game changing events (there's few of those in soccer because it's so poorly designed).
Typical soccer highlight rundown:
- Shot chance created, kick sails 20 feet wide of the goal
- Repeat above about 4 times
- Diving player gains free kick. Kicks 20 feet wide of the goal
- Desperate for a highlight, we see a nutmeg or juke in the midfield that doesn't lead to anything
- Diving player awarded penalty kick in the box in 88th minute. Scores.
- Final score: 1-0 as the crowd riots out of boredom
Look at this . No real sport has 3 out of 5 matches ending 0-0.
Every sport's highlights are essentially the same. Apa just doing his unimaginative baseball hating shtick.
Typical Football game: QB dinking and dunking on a defense while a commentator breaks it down. Maybe a 40 yard bomb. Diving or leaping catch. Sack. Big hit. Running back juking for a gain.
Typical basketball game: Dunk(s). Crossovers. 3 pointers. A couple of defensive highlights of a steal and block. Pass that threads the needle to find a cutter.
Typical soccer game: Missed shot. Missed shot. Dive. Corner kick. Save. Maybe a dribbling highlight. Highlight of a GOAL! Oops. Offsides. Finally the one or two highlights of the goals scored.
This is just awful highlight wise (a red card given is a "highlight" in TicTacTrot
http://www.espnfc.us/match?gameId=431662
There's 23 pages worth of threads in the Soccer forum... the MLB forum has 5..... threads totalThe Soccer forum only looks more active because you got 8 year old threads still up and spend too much time rehashing the 50,000th Messi vs. naldo debate
I have no horse in this race, but come on son, that place is more dead that Jerry Buss, tbh...
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