Heat: Ray Allen retires from the game

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i haven't laughed that hard at anything on this site for ages! well done!

Of course you haven't.

[Chris]

He backed into that coffin corner, Chris. How the did he know when to stop? He has those 15 inchers. Tighter than a nun's snootch, but, they fit in there.

Oh.

He didn't deserve that glory; he's a real SOB I tell ya even when he was with Milwaukee. He's a diva F him.

[Budkin]

Thank God he clung on long enough to make Porker his .

Love it.

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He didn't deserve that glory; he's a real SOB I tell ya even when he was with Milwaukee. He's a diva F him.

I hated the bas as well. He suffered at the hands and ploys of Kobe for many years when he languished early on. He didn't forget, so when he landed on solid ground he took his vengeance and canvassed his fellows to do likewise and I suffered along with Kobe because of him. He's a cold hearted SOB, absolutely. And I'm not making excuses but Kobe's bravado is a facade, Allen's is most definitely not. He's a .

But, that deal he pulled in '13 saved my in' hash. Without that I'm a mere s , Chris, a gd husk.

[ambchang]

I hated the bas as well. He suffered at the hands and ploys of Kobe for many years when he languished early on. He didn't forget, so when he landed on solid ground he took his vengeance and canvassed his fellows to do likewise and I suffered along with Kobe because of him. He's a cold hearted SOB, absolutely. And I'm not making excuses but Kobe's bravado is a facade, Allen's is most definitely not. He's a .

But, that deal he pulled in '13 saved my in' hash. Without that I'm a mere s , Chris, a gd husk.

You are even with it. It was all about making the playoffs and winning the last game. Then come all the nonsense about:
1) The media
2) 2nd fifth
3) Cannot win a game in the playoffs
4) 25/6/6
5) TOSB

and probably a dozen other inconsistencies I have forgotten.

You are a hypocrite to the highest degree.

[Chillen]

Thank God he clung on long enough to make Porker his .

OMG! LMFAO at that last all Parker's pic, to good!

[Molotov]

Prettiest shot in NBA history.

[The Gemini Method]

Happy retirement, Jesus Shuttleworth!

[DMC]

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/ray...-younger-self/

AKA he could not get anyone else to pay him what he wanted.

[DMC]

You are even with it. It was all about making the playoffs and winning the last game. Then come all the nonsense about:
1) The media
2) 2nd fifth
3) Cannot win a game in the playoffs
4) 25/6/6
5) TOSB

and probably a dozen other inconsistencies I have forgotten.

You are a hypocrite to the highest degree.

Dale just tries to stay relevant. Any port in a storm or so they say. It's nothing personal I don't think. Maybe for you though it is

[DMC]

So it could be Kobe, Tim and Ray all in the same class with Garnett. That's going to be a uva Hall of Fame induction.

[Clipper Nation]

So it could be Kobe, Tim and Ray all in the same class with Garnett. That's going to be a uva Hall of Fame induction.

Kobe getting in will devalue the accomplishment for everyone else.

[ambchang]

Dale just tries to stay relevant. Any port in a storm or so they say. It's nothing personal I don't think. Maybe for you though it is

Still not sure why he's hiding like Kobe in a bathroom stall whenever he sees me. Not sure what I ever did to him.

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So it could be Kobe, Tim and Ray all in the same class with Garnett. That's going to be a uva Hall of Fame induction.

And the sexual Duncan.

He'll be about as welcome as a sexual.

[Splits]

And the sexual Duncan.

He'll be about as welcome as a sexual.

Yet...

[DAF86]

best shooter ever, no discussion.

Curry >>>

[ECOV]

lakers

[Clipper Nation]

Curry >>>

Cucky can't do it in the playoffs when it really matters. His FG%, 3P%, and TS% all fall off a cliff come playoff time.

Wake me up when Cucky does anything like this in the Finals: