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    LOLZ. That took me a sec.

    So...real question...would you hook up with the AT&T chick if she spoke like that black dude? If so, where's the cut off? Miley Cirus? or lower?
    EXCELLENT question! Now, you are just talking about banging her once, right? To hit it once, I'd fight through it. Maybe wear some headphones during and put on some Sugar Ray or Bare Naked Ladies while we did the deed.

    As far as a long term relationship? Miley Cyrus area would be okay but she would have to sing to me whenever we boned.

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    lol the guy in the back is probably what that got thispego looks like
    CROFL

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    she's mannish

    or maybe trannish

    there's a way better looking black chick from the Liberty Mutual commercials.

    Ya liberty mutual chick has some that would crush your skull if you got beneath em. Pretty hot.

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    EXCELLENT question! Now, you are just talking about banging her once, right? To hit it once, I'd fight through it. Maybe wear some headphones during and put on some Sugar Ray or Bare Naked Ladies while we did the deed.

    As far as a long term relationship? Miley Cyrus area would be okay but she would have to sing to me whenever we boned.
    Hmmm. Yes...just once. But you can't wear headphones. And she talks all the way through from foreplay to intercourse. And she has BO like that black guy seems like he'd have.

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    Hmmm. Yes...just once. But you can't wear headphones. And she talks all the way through from foreplay to intercourse. And she has BO like that black guy seems like he'd have.
    No headphones AAANNNNDDDDD BO? Might as well give her a dong too.













    Yes

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    No headphones AAANNNNDDDDD BO? Might as well give her a dong too.













    Yes
    Yes, no headphones and BO. And she has a big weenie that shoots out vomit instead of semen.

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    Yes, no headphones and BO. And she has a big weenie that shoots out vomit instead of semen.
    Geez, you are trying hard to make me not want to hit it.

    Her boobs and face don't change though, right?

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    Geez, you are trying hard to make me not want to hit it.

    Her boobs and face don't change though, right?
    Right. Her boobs and face look the same. But her nipples ooze diarrhea when she gets has sex.

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    Right. Her boobs and face look the same. But her nipples ooze diarrhea when she gets has sex.
    Her nipples ooze something? no. I can't stand for that . You lost me.

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    Her nipples ooze something? no. I can't stand for that . You lost me.
    Ok. They don't ooze diarrhea. They drizzle chocolate syrup. But it makes a fart noise when it comes out.

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    Ok. They don't ooze diarrhea. They drizzle chocolate syrup. But it makes a fart noise when it comes out.
    That's still iffy. I'm picky about nipples. I like the little nubs and not the ones that kind of look folded or chino eyes.

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    That's still iffy. I'm picky about nipples. I like the little nubs and not the ones that kind of look folded or chino eyes.
    whoa...does she have some crazy big weird nipples or something???

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    whoa...does she have some crazy big weird nipples or something???
    I don't know but I would think that oozing something as thick as chocolate syrup and able to make fart sounds would require a certain type of nipple.

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    I don't know but I would think that oozing something as thick as chocolate syrup and able to make fart sounds would require a certain type of nipple.
    Not necessarily. Stuff can ooze out of pretty small orifices. And it's oozing. Not spraying like a garden hose. I don't know about the fart sounds. Maybe it's coming from inside the bosom and not through the nipple hole.

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    Not necessarily. Stuff can ooze out of pretty small orifices. And it's oozing. Not spraying like a garden hose. I don't know about the fart sounds. Maybe it's coming from inside the bosom and not through the nipple hole.
    I'm not convinced. As I stated before, I am really picky about nipples. All I would be thinking about is what could be wrong with them. It's not something you can just cover up and power through. I mean, I'm a boob guy and I like to enjoy them. I just imagine squeezing them and stuff just shooting out.

    If I'm not able to enjoy them the way that I want to then forget it. I'm out, dude.
    I'm so effin tired of you ruining my fantasies. This is complete BULL

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    I'm not convinced. As I stated before, I am really picky about nipples. All I would be thinking about is what could be wrong with them. It's not something you can just cover up and power through. I mean, I'm a boob guy and I like to enjoy them. I just imagine squeezing them and stuff just shooting out.

    If I'm not able to enjoy them the way that I want to then forget it. I'm out, dude.
    I'm so effin tired of you ruining my fantasies. This is complete BULL
    allright...how about a compromise. Her nipples are covered in hair so it catches all the discharge and muffles any fart sounds that might come out.

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    allright...how about a compromise. Her nipples are covered in hair so it catches all the discharge and muffles any fart sounds that might come out.
    No, nipples are important.

    I will say that I got with an Indian chick once that had a couple of hairs in her nipple area. I thought it was just loose hairs at first but turns out they weren't. She was hot for an Indian chick and she didn't smell like curry but that threw me off. I hit it once and then just stopped answering her calls.

    The trick I always used was that I NEVER brought them back to my place unless it got really serious. I just disappeared as far as she was concerned.

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    No, nipples are important.

    I will say that I got with an Indian chick once that had a couple of hairs in her nipple area. I thought it was just loose hairs at first but turns out they weren't. She was hot for an Indian chick and she didn't smell like curry but that threw me off. I hit it once and then just stopped answering her calls.

    The trick I always used was that I NEVER brought them back to my place unless it got really serious. I just disappeared as far as she was concerned.
    were they wiry hairs? or were they more smooth? Like...if she had a bunch of them, would it be like a pubic cluster? or more luxurious like head hair?

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    were they wiry hairs? or were they more smooth? Like...if she had a bunch of them, would it be like a pubic cluster? or more luxurious like head hair?
    They were more smooth and slightly curly. There weren't a bunch of them, just a few. Maybe she plucks them and just didn't then because it wasn't expected that she was going to get the d.

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    They were more smooth and slightly curly. There weren't a bunch of them, just a few. Maybe she plucks them and just didn't then because it wasn't expected that she was going to get the d.
    yeah...probably good you bailed. If she's OK with them being long until she has sex, then she's likely going to have personal hygiene problems throughout her life.

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    I like her but she's a fat bomb waiting to explode. In 10 years she'll be huge. Those s are precursors.

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    I like her but she's a fat bomb waiting to explode. In 10 years she'll be huge. Those s are precursors.
    Why should that stop you from banging her hundreds of times over a period of months?

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    Why should that stop you from banging her hundreds of times over a period of months?
    No one here is going to bang her.

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    This chick is on the show This Is Us.

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    Will ever understand getting all excited over attractive women. We are surrounded by them. What's the big deal?

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