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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    for marcus bryant, aggies, scott
    and people who want to bcs project after 5 games

    heres mine
    Mack Brown's voice sounds dumb
    Vince Young isnt on track to have 1000 rushing
    Selvin Young fumbles
    theyre #2, theyre not even as good as USC!

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    They better hope va tech, usc and every other team loses !

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    Their only hope is that poll voters like the cut of their jib.

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    or their tahoes

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    What if the charter for the t-sippers cancelled on them, and they had to catch a ride to an out-of-town game in a bunch of Tahoes with "W" stickers on them?

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    that would be fine by me
    I'm sure a bunch of young black dudes don't like bush anyway

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    If you want a real negative comment, special teams are their achilles' heel, especially coverage against a good returner. Reggie Bush to field punts for USC?

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    yeah i said that a while ago
    they cant give usc a short field
    or fumble early in the game
    usc will make them pay

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    Without any rastafarian hairdoos, any players separated from the team in College Station will be immediately assumed to be part of the home crowd and forced to saw varsity's horns off.

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    A player on the team will actually be discovered to be a 35 year-old man posing as a college student.

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    Their stadium is named for an all-American quarterback/DB/Punter...at OKLAHOMA.

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    Aggy has no room to talk any trash, they almost lost to Texas State, and Baylor. They were destroyed by Colorado, and Reggie the great has sucked. So much for Franny being the savior for the aggies.

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    marcus' fav
    they were supposed to beat OU
    because OU sucks!
    we agree on the last part

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    Agent Wonderbread j-6's Avatar
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    Does any Texas alum know of a cool ex- raiser? I don't know any and can't think of any.

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    Leonard Doody is my BITCH! Mr Dio's Avatar
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    Their stadium is named for an all-American quarterback/DB/Punter...at OKLAHOMA.

    Word has it he left ou ASAP & wears burnt orange to this day.

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    the only thing good to ever come out of Oklahoma was DKR and Junior Brown

    barry sanders doesnt count
    not even mookie blaylock

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Oklahoma is a great state.

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    the only thing good to ever come out of Oklahoma was DKR and Junior Brown

    barry sanders doesnt count
    not even mookie blaylock
    You're crazy...The Boz had an outstanding thespian career.

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    You're crazy...The Boz had an outstanding thespian career.
    True...the fact that "Stone Cold" was not even nominated for an Oscar is disgraceful.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    You're crazy...The Boz had an outstanding thespian career.
    Yeah, he did a great job acting as a pancake in that Bo Jackson film.

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    Vince Young will be benched because Mack Brown promised a recruit's daddy that he would be the starting quarterback.

    EDIT: This one is my favorite so far.
    Last edited by SWC Bonfire; 10-11-2005 at 11:37 AM.

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    Texas has a worse record against Baylor in Mookie's lifetime than A&M does.

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    Mack Brown has never won a conference championship in his coaching career.

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    The 40 acres will be cleared off and allowed to revert to its natural status to please the local Austin treehuggers. The one exception: a public communal marijuana garden.

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    sweet

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