No Trump shielders to be found
Trump Sues the Coronavirus for Treating Him Unfairly
WASHINGTON —Alleging that it “has treated me very unfairly,” Donald J. Trump announced on Friday that he is suing the coronavirus.
“This is a very nasty virus, and by that I mean it has been nasty to me personally,” Trump told reporters.
“I never thought that there could be anything more terrible than Jim Acosta, but the
coronavirus is like an invisible Jim Acosta.”
Offering a preview of his lawsuit, Trump said that he was accusing the coronavirus of meddling in the 2020 election.
“You look at the numbers and,
every time the virus’s numbers go up,
my numbers go down,” he said.
“This virus is trying to rig the election for Sleepy Joe.”
Trump said that he was prepared to take his case against the coronavirus all the way to the Supreme Court, claiming,
“My case is so perfect, even those ungrateful beauties Kavanaugh and Gorsuch will side with me.”
Relations between Trump and the virus have reportedly grown so strained that
he no longer allows discussions of the coronavirus at meetings of the Coronavirus Task Force.
At the White House, the press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, said that
Trump felt “deeply betrayed” by the coronavirus.
“covid-19 would not be what it is today without President Trump,” she said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-sues-the-coronavirus-for-treating-him-unfairly
McConnell has ‘given up’ on Trump’s re-election and
is making plans to handcuff Biden
Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell both know that
the economy is headed for another collapse due to the coronavirus pandemic
unless Congress comes up with another stimulus package — and
yet they seem in no hurry to avert the fall.
they face an electoral catastrophe that might be mitigated by easing America’s economic pain,”
the president is hampered by his “combination of ignorance and his own peculiar personality flaws,” and
“simply doesn’t understand what the country needs.”
“He [McConnell] has already given up on the idea of Trump being reelected,
the Kentucky Republican would rather the economy continue to flounder about under the current president and
let former Vice President Joe Biden inherit a mess —
then blame him if he doesn’t clean it up quickly.
“McConnell knows what’s happening. ...
there is simply no way the economy is going to come roaring back before November,”
“From where he [McConnell] sits,
the best outcome now may be to use the next stimulus package to win some minor ideological victories, but
not allow it to be substantial enough to set the stage for a genuine recovery,”
in 2021, the situation will be no less dire than it is now — and maybe more so.
And the worse things are in the country at that point, the better it is for Republicans.
Just as they did when Barack Obama was president,
they can blame Democrats for their own mistakes,
then force austerity measures that
sabotage the economy and slow the recovery.”
only someone who was singularly “amoral” would be willing
to allow the continuing destruction of the country to advance his personal agenda
“In other words, you’d have to be Mitch McConnell.”
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/07/mcconnell-has-given-up-on-trumps-re-election-and-is-making-plans-to-handcuff-biden-columnist
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How Trump and McConnell are prolonging our economic nightmare
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/07/mcconnell-has-given-up-on-trumps-re-election-and-is-making-plans-to-handcuff-biden-columnist
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McConnell and similar assholes (simpson - bolwes, etc) slowed the recovery under Obama, blamed Obama.
Repugs will repeat under Biden, and plan to win Congress back in 2024.
Tulsa
lolHe'll throw his tampon at you.
Pentagon Sidesteps Trump to Ban the Confederate Flag
The defense secretary lists the types of flags that are allowed to appear on bases worldwide. That flag does not fit.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/17/u...e-symbols.html
I'm still concerned he'll get reelected somehow
you folded when I asked you who he is.
I think he will be re-elected. lol white people
Paging baseline bum for his favorite Fox news guy.
What made trump do this interview with this guy? He shreads people.
He forgot that he was full of .
Paging baseline bum for his favorite Fox news guy.
What made trump do this interview with this guy? He shreads people.
Nice satirical piece...except that Acosta has had his azz handed to him on a regular basis by Trump. Would replace Acosta with AOC who actually trolled Trump very well with the Tulsa rally ordeal.Trump Sues the Coronavirus for Treating Him Unfairly
WASHINGTON —Alleging that it “has treated me very unfairly,” Donald J. Trump announced on Friday that he is suing the coronavirus.
“This is a very nasty virus, and by that I mean it has been nasty to me personally,” Trump told reporters.
“I never thought that there could be anything more terrible than Jim Acosta, but the
coronavirus is like an invisible Jim Acosta.”
Offering a preview of his lawsuit, Trump said that he was accusing the coronavirus of meddling in the 2020 election.
“You look at the numbers and,
every time the virus’s numbers go up,
my numbers go down,” he said.
“This virus is trying to rig the election for Sleepy Joe.”
Trump said that he was prepared to take his case against the coronavirus all the way to the Supreme Court, claiming,
“My case is so perfect, even those ungrateful beauties Kavanaugh and Gorsuch will side with me.”
Relations between Trump and the virus have reportedly grown so strained that
he no longer allows discussions of the coronavirus at meetings of the Coronavirus Task Force.
At the White House, the press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, said that
Trump felt “deeply betrayed” by the coronavirus.
“covid-19 would not be what it is today without President Trump,” she said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-sues-the-coronavirus-for-treating-him-unfairly
Nice satirical piece...except that Acosta has had his azz handed to him on a regular basis by Trump. Would replace Acosta with AOC who actually trolled Trump very well with the Tulsa rally ordeal.Trump Sues the Coronavirus for Treating Him Unfairly
WASHINGTON —Alleging that it “has treated me very unfairly,” Donald J. Trump announced on Friday that he is suing the coronavirus.
“This is a very nasty virus, and by that I mean it has been nasty to me personally,” Trump told reporters.
“I never thought that there could be anything more terrible than Jim Acosta, but the
coronavirus is like an invisible Jim Acosta.”
Offering a preview of his lawsuit, Trump said that he was accusing the coronavirus of meddling in the 2020 election.
“You look at the numbers and,
every time the virus’s numbers go up,
my numbers go down,” he said.
“This virus is trying to rig the election for Sleepy Joe.”
Trump said that he was prepared to take his case against the coronavirus all the way to the Supreme Court, claiming,
“My case is so perfect, even those ungrateful beauties Kavanaugh and Gorsuch will side with me.”
Relations between Trump and the virus have reportedly grown so strained that
he no longer allows discussions of the coronavirus at meetings of the Coronavirus Task Force.
At the White House, the press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, said that
Trump felt “deeply betrayed” by the coronavirus.
“covid-19 would not be what it is today without President Trump,” she said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-sues-the-coronavirus-for-treating-him-unfairly
Paging baseline bum for his favorite Fox news guy.
What made trump do this interview with this guy? He shreads people.
lol "shreads"
Paging baseline bum for his favorite Fox news guy.
What made trump do this interview with this guy? He shreads people.
lol dumb
LET'S GO! GET ME THE CHARTER!
Chris sad
start shreading the news
Chris very sad
Stop posting in this thread.
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