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Giuliani’s new 20-year-old spokeswoman has a shady resume and links to Ukraine henchmen
The president’s personal attorney travels everywhere, including Ukraine, with
Christianné Allen, a former teenage Trump campaign volunteer who has served since September as his media strategist and technology consultant
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/12/giulianis-new-20-year-old-spokeswoman-has-a-shady-resume-and-links-to-ukraine-henchmen/?utm_source=&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=3194
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Giuliani Kidnapped by Ukrainian Circus
KYIV —While on a mission to Ukraine to acquire information about the business dealings of Hunter Biden, Rudy Giuliani was kidnapped by a travelling Ukrainian circus, Giuliani confirmed on Tuesday.
“It was the strangest thing,” he told reporters.
“I was on a street corner talking to some people about the Bidens,
and these guys came up to me and said, ‘Come with us.’
I thought they were taking me to a cable-news studio.”
Where they were taking him, it turned out, was the Krychevsky Wonder Show, a popular family-owned circus that has been travelling around Ukraine since 1873.
“We saw this guy acting entirely bizarre, and we decided we had to have him in our circus,”
Oleh Krychevsky, its current proprietor, said.
“It’s hard to find a sideshow attraction with that much potential.”
For two days, Giuliani filled a giant tent at Krychevsky’s,
regaling audiences with tales of
CrowdStrike,
Burisma, and
a person named Alexandra Chalupa.
But soon his relationship with the circus soured.
“Even after the crowds went home, and we were all ready for bed, he wouldn’t stop talking,”
Krychevsky, who ultimately fired Giuliani from the circus, said. “He is exhausting.”
Only after Giuliani’s tenure with the circus was over did Krychevsky learn the man’s true iden y.
“I was told he was the former mayor of New York,” he said.
“I still find that impossible to believe.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/giuliani-kidnapped-by-ukrainian-circus
NATO Leaders Challenge Trump
to Spell NATO
LONDON —This year’s summit of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization began on a discordant note, on Tuesday, after the other twenty-eight nato leaders challenged Donald Trump to spell nato.
At a preliminary gathering of the leaders, Trump demanded that the other member nations increase their cash contributions to the alliance, prompting
Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, to issue the unexpected and unwelcome spelling challenge.
“We’ll be happy to give more to nato, Mr. President, if you can spell nato,” she said, drawing raucous applause from the other leaders.
Handing Trump a pencil and a yellow legal pad, Merkel watched as
he struggled to spell the word correctly, crumpling page after page in the effort.
After several failed attempts,
Trump finally offered up a drawing of several stick figures standing in a row and asked for “partial credit.”
When the other nato leaders rejected his request by a 28–0 voice vote, Trump stormed out of the room, vowing never to return.
In a joint communiqué,
the nato leaders said that they were looking forward to spending the rest of the summit watching the impeachment hearings.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nato-leaders-challenge-trump-to-spell-nato
pick those panties out of your buttcrack and stop being such a lame duck who has no sense of sarcasm or humor whatsoever. leave the dem party already and you'll fulfill that void in your life outside of that hate filled re ed dip ideology you subscribe to PG.
Trump says he and Kim are "in love", but Kim calls Trump a "heedless and erratic old man". Seems like the love only runs one way.
Did his lies get stronger too?
This dude is pathetic and you cape for him. Why?
Answer the question derp. Or can you?
so i made a sarcastic comment to ST's own facebook stalking hulkamaniac and yet now i'm supposed to answer about NK? off you lowIQ re !
if you really want my answer on NK.... yes we've made great progress with NK seeing how no prior admins, ran by pussies, would even contemplate sitting down for talks whether or not they're productive. yall see it differently and so be it.
wgaf what that dying crypt keeper has to say? lol pelosi is a real life zombie among us as are the rest of the progressive marxist commies in that filled party of hers.
lol pelosi actually thinks those running atm for the dems are formidable? they sure are formidable to our country and all of us here who want nothing to do with any of those ing hacks! their candidates! they're all a joke!
don't take the bait. they know who Thanos is.
Thanos got decapitated and turned to dust in the same movie.
Russians teabagging Trump in DC.
Says wgaf about what pelosi says and then proceeds give his opinion on what pelosi says
So now the light making him look orange makes sense.
Our president is a freak.
A 70 yo + man envisioned by himself.
This is does not fit the not giving a fck character portrayal.
You can drop that part, you are posting on a political forum on a SA Spurs sports message board.
You give a fck.
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