The Official Rudy Giuliani is Doing Awesome thread

[Ef-man]

suspension absolutely deserved. our court and legal systems are quite flawed, but filing frivolous lawsuits for the purpose of using the courts as your microphone to spread/legitimize bat lies is completely unbecoming of the profession

Kraken is next in line to have her license suspended for pulling a tucker.

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Losing to Sleepy Joe.

That man ed him up.

Mother er Biden stole it and after the mother er all over his first term. Biden is illegitimate, an. A fake. Human debris. A waste of space.

[Winehole23]

Mother er Biden stole it and after the mother er all over his first term. Biden is illegitimate, an. A fake. Human debris. A waste of space.

aka, your president

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aka, your president

Nope. He's a mother er who has lost his mind. One moment he wants us to unite. The next moment he's threatening us with fighter jets and nukes if we don't. C'mon, Winester, he/he's ed up and you know it. ha, ha.

[boutons_deux]

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Must be the Javitts Center the night Hillary smashed her head into the glass ceilings trying to break thru it.

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Americans Shocked to Learn That Giuliani Had Law License



NEW YORK —After the state of New York banned Rudy Giuliani from practicing law,

Americans expressed utter shock and disbelief that he had a law license.




https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-shocked-to-learn-that-giuliani-had-law-license

[Winehole23]

EXCLUSIVE: Trump laughed at Rudy for falling asleep on planes and 'spitting during meetings' and would tell him he 'sucked' and was 'pathetic' after TV appearances, new book claims

[Frenchfred]

Trump made President. 1 of only 44 others across 4 centuries to accomplish the Presidency of the United States. McCain didn't. Hillary didn't. What's his face in Utah didn't. Hillary didn't. Gore didn't. RFK didn't.

Hitler made chancellor, a lot of stupid people were elected around the world. At the end the american people realized that it was a mistake as he is ranked as the 2nd worst president in US history.

[Frenchfred]

Nope. He's a mother er who has lost his mind. One moment he wants us to unite. The next moment he's threatening us with fighter jets and nukes if we don't. C'mon, Winester, he/he's ed up and you know it. ha, ha.

Thread felt threatened, the little chicken got scared.

[Frenchfred]

Mother er Biden stole it and after the mother er all over his first term. Biden is illegitimate, an. A fake. Human debris. A waste of space.

you still don't have ONE proof mother er. Not ONE judge has sided with your side, not ONE in the entire country. Do you realize how impossible that is if there was one ounce of proof? Are you really that dumb? You are proof that there is no god, how can a god let the creation of so many stupid people, that would be so cruel

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EXCLUSIVE: Trump laughed at Rudy for falling asleep on planes and 'spitting during meetings' and would tell him he 'sucked' and was 'pathetic' after TV appearances, >>>>>>>>>new book claims<<<<<<<<<

tee, hee.

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Thread felt threatened, the little chicken got scared.

Please. President Trump would fart sideways and you guys were apoplectic, go right offin' the deep end.

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you still don't have ONE proof mother er. Not ONE judge has sided with your side, not ONE in the entire country. Do you realize how impossible that is if there was one ounce of proof? Are you really that dumb? You are proof that there is no god, how can a god let the creation of so many stupid people, that would be so cruel

I don't need affirmation, fred. Try and change my mind. Go head, I'd rather get nuked and strafed than to give in to you, mother er Biden, or, anybody else. Same with the vaccine...I'd rather die than get shot.

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Hitler made chancellor, a lot of stupid people were elected around the world. At the end the american people realized that it was a mistake as he is ranked as the 2nd worst president in US history.

Oh, Jesus H. Christ, not (((Hitler))) again. Of a Friday, fred? Do we have to? Can't our uncle Adolf wait till Monday, it'll be alright, come Monday you'll be holding the Winester tight.

[Ef-man]

Losing to Sleepy Joe.

That man ed him up.

[Frenchfred]

Oh, Jesus H. Christ, not (((Hitler))) again. Of a Friday, fred? Do we have to? Can't our uncle Adolf wait till Monday, it'll be alright, come Monday you'll be holding the Winester tight.

that just proves that being elected is nothing exceptional. All kind of morons have been elected over the centuries so this is no feat.

[Frenchfred]

I don't need affirmation, fred. Try and change my mind. Go head, I'd rather get nuked and strafed than to give in to you, mother er Biden, or, anybody else. Same with the vaccine...I'd rather die than get shot.

you have NO proof, none, you lost

I know you'd rather kill people than get a vaccine murderer.

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you have NO proof, none, you lost

I know you'd rather kill people than get a vaccine murderer.

Let Biden beg me, after he's given me my 600 clams and the wife's 600 clams..."Where's my 600 clams, Dale? I heard you received said clams from President Biden."

"Oh, now you want 'em, Girl. Before; 'oh, you know what he meant. I don't need that 600 dollars. Oh, you're cheapskate, Dale and a scrounger, Dale, and you can't cut the mus any longer, Dale, and you're nothing to write home about to mother about licking the jar either, Dale. I want my 600 clams, NOW!'"

"Okay, okay, already, here, here's your gd 600 clams! Now, lets bury the hatchet and go up to the Walmart with our 1200 clams. What say, old horse?"

"Dale!!! Sweetheart!!!!!! Pumpkinpuss!!!!!! I'll flip ya for the electric cart."

"Perhaps they'll be two, puddin'head."

[Frenchfred]

Let Biden beg me, after he's given me my 600 clams and the wife's 600 clams..."Where's my 600 clams, Dale? I heard you received said clams from President Biden."

"Oh, now you want 'em, Girl. Before; 'oh, you know what he meant. I don't need that 600 dollars. Oh, you're cheapskate, Dale and a scrounger, Dale, and you can't cut the mus any longer, Dale, and you're nothing to write home about to mother about licking the jar either, Dale. I want my 600 clams, NOW!'"

"Okay, okay, already, here, here's your gd 600 clams! Now, lets bury the hatchet and go up to the Walmart with our 1200 clams. What say, old horse?"

"Dale!!! Sweetheart!!!!!! Pumpkinpuss!!!!!! I'll flip ya for the electric cart."

"Perhaps they'll be two, puddin'head."

where are my handouts? I'm a republican communist, I want my handouts.

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where are my handouts? I'm a republican communist, I want my handouts.

He offered 'em for those two cement headed Democrats in Georgia, then he reneged and stole the money from President Trump.

Liar, liar, Biden's Depends be all on fire.

[Frenchfred]

He offered 'em for those two cement headed Democrats in Georgia, then he reneged and stole the money from President Trump.

Liar, liar, Biden's Depends be all on fire.

you got your $1,400, be happy you commie. I'm french and live in a socialist country (a real one not like the US democrats) and I don't get handouts. So funny to see republicans taking their handouts

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you got your $1,400, be happy you commie. I'm french and live in a socialist country (a real one not like the US democrats) and I don't get handouts. So funny to see republicans taking their handouts

No, mother er Biden lied his ass off then picked President Trump's wallet. Mother er Biden is a thief and a liar, Depends be all on-a-fire, fred.

[Ef-man]

Trump and Rudy not allowed to have fun because...reasons.

[Frenchfred]

No, mother er Biden lied his ass off then picked President Trump's wallet. Mother er Biden is a thief and a liar, Depends be all on-a-fire, fred.

so you are above the threshold because everybody I know who's below got it

Full $1,400 payments are slated to go to those with adjusted gross incomes of up to $75,000 for individuals, $112,500 for heads of household and $150,000 for married couples filing jointly