How about the Beats Pill vs. something like this?
I took my Pill to some high falutin stereo showroom that had a setup like that. They were demo'ing a 100K system to a pair of rich assholes. I walked right up, turned off the system, and linked up the Pill via the best audio connection known to man: bluetooth. It was like the voice of God descended upon the room. The dealers went into panic mode, not wanting to lose their sale, telling the rich assholes the Pill isn't possible of that kind of sound quality, that it must be some sort of trick. Then they called a guard to escort me out. As I brushed myself off outside, the rich assholes approached me and offered 150K cash for the Pill. I said, "No, a camel can pass through a needle before a rich man can enter heaven. I have no need for money." I presented the Pill to them like a Priest offering communion, and said, "Take this, and you shall enter the kingdom of God. May Dre be with you."
A month later, I opened the newspaper and saw the local children's charity received a 10 million dollar donation, with a picture of the rich assholes below the headline. Turns out they donated their entire fortune. Asked why, they said, "When you have Beats, you don't need anything else."