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  1. #426
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    Wow, you are really into me.

    Trouble is, I don't care about your personal story no matter how hard you try.
    Pavlov, you cannot be this damn stupid.

    Dude, you CONSTANLY hump my leg, CONSTANTLY, so if you are going to keep at it then I need to know you better, ok? Trust me little guy if I didn't look down everyday and there you are frantically humping away I couldn't care less about an obvious freak like you. BUT....here you always are so....

    Pavlov, got a girlfriend, married, got a boyfriend, cherry boy?

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    Pavlov, you cannot be this damn stupid.

    Dude, you CONSTANLY hump my leg, CONSTANTLY, so if you are going to keep at it then I need to know you better, ok? Trust me little guy if I didn't look down everyday and there you are frantically humping away I couldn't care less about an obvious freak like you. BUT....here you always are so....

    Pavlov, got a girlfriend, married, got a boyfriend, cherry boy?
    Sorry, you had you're chance.

    Keep humping though. Really nice to see you try so hard. Then declare you've been trolling me all along.

    That'll show me.

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    Sorry, you had you're chance.

    Keep humping though. Really nice to see you try so hard. Then declare you've been trolling me all along.

    That'll show me.
    Pavlov, look up, see those flashing neons....AVANTE AVANTE AVANTE..? My thread little guy and here you are...AGAIN. So, who is humping legs? Pavlov, start a thread and I won't be in it, trust me.

    Now tell me Pavlov. got a girlfriend, a boyfriend, married, a cherry boy?

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    Pavlov, look up, see those flashing neons....AVANTE AVANTE AVANTE..? My thread little guy and here you are...AGAIN. So, who is humping legs? Pavlov, start a thread and I won't be in it, trust me.

    Now tell me Pavlov. got a girlfriend, a boyfriend, married, a cherry boy?
    Keep humping, Avante!

    Go! Go!

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    Keep humping, Avante!

    Go! Go!
    Pavlov, once it becomes all about Pavlov, ya can't hang. And it's funny watching how ya act.

    Now come on back so we all can laugh some more at your dumbass.
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  6. #431
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    Knowing Jack Reacher like I do, I think if he ever sat down to drink a AA/coke mix and just chilled with some sounds............









    Last edited by Avante; 08-31-2018 at 03:58 AM.

  7. #432
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    Hate to break it to you but Jack Reacher isn't real.

  8. #433
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    In the very first Jack Reacher novel..KILLING FLOOR (I think Child got that le from a 1930 Skip James tune, "Hard Times Killing Floor" ) he's in Georgia trying to find out just what did happen to blues icon Blind Blake, he just disappeared, well he did come up with a theory....read the book.

    Anyway.....

    Lee Child knows them blues.

    This is a cover of an old Gus Cannon Jug Stompers tune, and he's doing his best Gus Cannon impersonation. Like Blind Blake, Cannon started recording in the mid 20's.


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  9. #434
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    Hate to break it to you but Jack Reacher isn't real.
    Hmmmmm?

    Avante....check this little out Jack.
    Jack Reacher.....I knew a blind in Billings Montana, she had a throwing monkey named Pavlov. Play some music big guy.
    Avante...ya read my mind.













    Remember "Hound Dog" by Elvis, well she did the original, yep, Elvis stold it.
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  10. #435
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    "Mysterious Coon"






    Bob Dylans fav bluesman. Gotta love......roll me on my belly babe beat me with your chocolate tongue, ha!




    Luke Jordan also recorded the first "Cocaine Blues"
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  11. #436
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    Sorry Tom Cruise, but size does matter apparently.
    A TV adaptation of the blockbuster action movie, Jack Reacher, is said to be in the works – and, bizarrely, Tom’s height might be the reason for the remake.
    The Mission: Impossible actor played the iconic character in two movies – 2012’s Jack Reacher: One Shot and Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, which was released in 2016.
    However, despite Tom’s a-list acting credentials, fans of the franchise were apparently less than thrilled with the casting. Unfortunately for Tom, his height has proved to be a source of contention for those who have read the Reacher novels.

    As I said those who know the books aren't cool with a midget Jack Reacher. Those with no clue who Reacher is, yep, no clue who Reacher is.

  12. #437
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    Father of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

    Rocky Johnson



    Story goes he used to spar with Muhammad Ali, ah.....????

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    What really needs to happen if there is going to be a Jack Reacher TV series is have tryouts. Have a guy nobody has ever seen before. Who knew about Al Pacino before The Godfather?

  14. #439
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    Fess Parker as Davey Crockett.....perfect~~~~~~~~

    That's how it's done, be real.

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    FINALLY..........a black Jack Reacher. I was thinking about that way back when I first started reading the novels. Now it's a reality...wow~~~

    Classic Reacher

    Jack is having his morning coffee in a little truckers diner just west of Galveston. As he looks around for a refill in walks a big man with an angry scowl on his face, the guy is huge. It's more of a bellow when he says....anyone seen Rita? Not a peep, so he walks over to Reacher...."never seen you behore son, whats your name" Jack looks out the window, turns back to finish off his coffee, the big man......"I asked you a question son." Jack looks over to the waitress..."refill please" Then he looks right into the eyes of the big man, "first off big mouth I'm not your son, as you can see I look nothing like you, I'm not ugly. Now go sit your fat ass down before you really piss me off"

    The big man just stands there, as all eyes are on his back. He finally..."sorry, have a nice day"...then he just walked away.
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  16. #441
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    FrostKing

    So in your opinion blacks suck in sports, right?

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    avante talking to himself for a week begging for conversation

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    Hate to break it to you but Jack Reacher isn't real.
    its real to me dammit

  19. #444
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    avante talking to himself for a week begging for conversation
    Blake making a Jack Reacher novel, hahahaha?

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    its real to me dammit
    One stupid post after another.

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    This would have worked.

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    Hmmmmm?





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    This would have worked.
    I worked out much better.

  24. #449
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    I worked out much better.
    What a thrill this is for me, finally get to meet Jack Reacher, in a word....wow~~~~

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    Found this old 7th grade picture of....me.

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