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    why'd she have to go outside to give you her number?
    She didn't have to; she saw outside and wanted to


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    She didn't have to; she saw outside and wanted to

    My best friend Stan was over, we were drinking, smoking some pot and playing backgammon.

    Stan...let's go to Porterville?
    Me...Porterville? Why?
    Stan...why not, something different.
    Me...nothing there but goat ropers and hicks.
    Stan...you got a better idea?
    Me...of course...The Holliday Inn Lounge
    Stan....again???? How about whoever wins the next game gets their choice?

    We took his truck to Porterville with a far better stereo system than what I had.

    Little did I know Stan had made arrangments with a PC volleyball player to meet him at The Paul Bunyan.

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    My best friend Stan was over, we were drinking, smoking some pot and playing backgammon.

    Stan...let's go to Porterville?
    Me...Porterville? Why?
    Stan...why not, something different.
    Me...nothing there but goat ropers and hicks.
    Stan...you got a better idea?
    Me...of course...The Holliday Inn Lounge
    Stan....again???? How about whoever wins the next game gets their choice?

    We took his truck to Porterville with a far better stereo system than what I had.
    Stan : let's go to Porterville
    Johnny D: why?
    Stan : I have to be home for dinner
    Johnny D: that's not going to happen. wanna try beer? and play Twister?

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    Stan : let's go to Porterville
    Johnny D: why?
    Stan : I have to be home for dinner
    Johnny D: that's not going to happen. wanna try beer? and play Twister?
    Stan was an ex cornerback at Hayward Stare, we met playing flag football in the city league, he lived in Tulare. He never drank beer, was into mixed drinks. And that was over 30 years ago, how old is Twister?

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    Stan was an ex cornerback at Hayward Stare, we met playing flag football in the city league, he lived in Tulare. He never drank beer, was into mixed drinks. And that was over 30 years ago, how old is Twister?
    IDK. At least 30 years old is my guess.

    Edit...it's 50+ years old.

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    A guy 21 would have been way too immature/inexperienced for Judy and a woman 33 would have had kids and other serious relationships if not marriage. I wouldn't want that.

    I was Judys first real serious relationship (she had some HS boyfriends but nothing serious) and I had never wanted a real relationship.

    I thought she was 25ish, she told me she thought I was in my late 20's.
    Last edited by JohnnyD; 11-09-2018 at 05:24 PM.

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    Birth control compromises a woman's ability to reproduce long-term, and lowers the quality of the remaining eggs, it's a fact of science. A lot of women don't want that. And most straight women do want to have kids, so there's that.
    Then by all means, let it fly and impregnate all the "babes" you want.

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    Then by all means, let it fly and impregnate all the "babes" you want.
    Impregnating a gorgeous woman seems like climbing mount Everest as a man, until you have the poopy diapers, 2 a.m. wake-ups on weeknights, and your health insurance bill goes from $150 a month to $380.
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    Impregnating a gorgeous woman seems like climbing mount Everest as a man, until you have the poopy diapers, 2 a.m. wake-ups on weeknights, and your health insurance bill goes from $150 a month to $380.
    None of which you know anything about.

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