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  1. #351
    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 22, 2019

    What’s the difference between Avante and a nanny?

    The nanny comes with children to the playground.
    Avante comes on children at the playground.

  2. #352
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    Any chance we can get a game of thrones or nba playoffs themed joke? I know it will be tough, but I believe in you my man

  3. #353
    Erryday I'm Hustlin' Robz4000's Avatar
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 22, 2019

    What’s the difference between Avante and a nanny?

    The nanny comes with children to the playground.
    Avante comes on children at the playground.

  4. #354
    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    Any chance we can get a game of thrones or nba playoffs themed joke? I know it will be tough, but I believe in you my man
    What’s the difference between Game of Thrones and Avante?

    Game of Thrones doesn’t rape children.

    But yeah...I’ll try to incorporate current events.

  5. #355
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 22, 2019

    What’s the difference between Avante and a nanny?

    The nanny comes with children to the playground.
    Avante comes on children at the playground.

  6. #356
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 22, 2019

    What’s the difference between Avante and a nanny?

    The nanny comes with children to the playground.
    Avante comes on children at the playground.
    those damn prepositions

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 23, 2019

    What's the difference between Avante and a 10 year old boy?

    Most 10 year old boys don't frequently have sex with 10 year old girls.

  8. #358
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 23, 2019

    What's the difference between Avante and a 10 year old boy?

    Most 10 year old boys don't frequently have sex with 10 year old girls.

    In the top 5 so far!

  10. #360
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 23, 2019

    What's the difference between Avante and a 10 year old boy?

    Most 10 year old boys don't frequently have sex with 10 year old girls.

  11. #361
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    Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

    Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
    Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
    Avante : Sexy.

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    We've got a job to do. Darth_Pelican's Avatar
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    Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

    Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
    Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
    Avante : Sexy.
    nice

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

    Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
    Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
    Avante : Sexy.

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    Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

    Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
    Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
    Avante : Sexy.

  18. #368
    Enemy of the System Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

    Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
    Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
    Avante : Sexy.


    Lawyer: Actually, Larry, we have good news. Two of the charges were dropped. So, how does eight to ten sound?
    Avante: Sexy!
    Lawyer: Umm, I read it wrong. Actually, it's five to seven.
    Avante: SEXIER!

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    Lawyer: Actually, Larry, we have good news. Two of the charges were dropped. So, how does eight to ten sound?
    Avante: Sexy!
    Lawyer: Umm, I read it wrong. Actually, it's five to seven.
    Avante: SEXIER!
    Man...you're awkward as .

  20. #370
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    Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

    Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
    Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
    Avante : Sexy.
    Bam!

  21. #371
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    Lawyer: Actually, Larry, we have good news. Two of the charges were dropped. So, how does eight to ten sound?
    Avante: Sexy!
    Lawyer: Umm, I read it wrong. Actually, it's five to seven.
    Avante: SEXIER!
    Leave the jokes to SFS got

  22. #372
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    Leave the jokes to SFS got
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  23. #373
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    Blake....so tell me SFS what is your EXPERT opinion on the recent 9.94/19.76 ran by Texas Tech sprinter Divine Oduduru?
    SFS....kinda slow

    Hahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

    Both times the fastest in the world, both times the new TT school records.

    That 19.76 the NEW Nigerian National record. And, the second fastest 200m ever ran by an NCAA sprinter. And, the second fastest 200m ever ran by an African.

    Anyone saying....kinda slow....is a 100% track moron.

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    SFS....I'm a track EXPERT
    Avante...cool, so talk to me about those two NFLers who beat Bob Hayes.
    SFS....what, you don't know?

    SFS,...I'm a music EXPERT
    Avante...cool, so talk to me about Texas piano blues.
    SFS....So I do the work for you?

    SFS...I'm a pro rasslin' EXPERT
    Avante...cool, so talk to me about The Stanlee Brothers.
    SFS....I'm not here to just hand out knowledge ya know.

    An EXPERT who has never answered any question he's been asked.

    He does need to stick to Avante jokes, what else can the boy the do, yep....nothing.

  25. #375
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    Lawyer: Actually, Larry, we have good news. Two of the charges were dropped. So, how does eight to ten sound?
    Avante: Sexy!
    Lawyer: Umm, I read it wrong. Actually, it's five to seven.
    Avante: SEXIER!
    This is sad, a total moron a complete idiot, a guy who has no business out in public thinking he can talk about anyone.

    Dude, you are so damn stupid it's not even fun kicking your dumb ass around because you wouldn't get it. So I don't because you're too damn dumb to make it any fun.

    I don't care about all those so wrapped up in Avante it's comical, but when a guy as stupid as this moron gets involved, yep.....FUNNY.

    Just knowing I make this kind of impact should say it all, and the fact I know so much more than all of you combined, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~

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