how have i missed this thread? this is gold
You might be a child molester I'm not.
Dude, are you ever going to answer anything pertaining to all those things you are an expert in?
how have i missed this thread? this is gold
Great place for some poems.
Stupid jokes vs my great poems, this should be fun.
"Clyde"
the band was playing
an old forgotten song
all about a love affair
that had gone wrong
he treated her bad
cheated and lied
so she left his ass
ran away with his best friend Clyde
now he'll weep and moan
think of old memories
while looking out the window
and sitting by the phone
will she come back
tired of Clyde
or just dump him
catch a south bound and ride
oh well, there is always
whiskey and Coke
to ease the pain
and that next door
old worn out Jane
Last edited by Avant; 03-21-2019 at 11:30 PM.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avante
Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!
I knew the guy couldn't do it. The dude has no will power.
Brilliant
Poster....hey Avante why not act normal like the rest of us.
Originally Posted by SpursforSix
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avante
Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!
Brilliant
Avante....oh I don't know.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019
Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.
Brilliant again.
Very concise and direct.
I like how Bin Laden kept his uncomfortable silence in a knowing manner.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 24, 2019
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail if water. What did Jack say to Jill?
”Stay away from that creepy old guy, Avante. He’s a child molester.”
Jill says, “No ”.
Tell the one about Avante and the kid walking into the woods.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 25, 2019
as requested
Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”
probably the best one yet
How anyone can not understand what .....if I saw a sick ass pedo, I'd shoot that sick ...means???
I've never said anything other than that.
Notice the ones in this thread rarely do anything, hmmmm?
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