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  1. #51
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    What's the difference between Judy and a pound of spoiled hamburger meat?


    The hamburger meat isn't married to a child molester.
    You might be a child molester I'm not.

    Dude, are you ever going to answer anything pertaining to all those things you are an expert in?

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    how have i missed this thread? this is gold

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    GOAT thread potential

  4. #54
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    Great place for some poems.

    Stupid jokes vs my great poems, this should be fun.

    "Clyde"

    the band was playing
    an old forgotten song
    all about a love affair
    that had gone wrong

    he treated her bad
    cheated and lied
    so she left his ass
    ran away with his best friend Clyde

    now he'll weep and moan
    think of old memories
    while looking out the window
    and sitting by the phone

    will she come back
    tired of Clyde
    or just dump him
    catch a south bound and ride

    oh well, there is always
    whiskey and Coke
    to ease the pain
    and that next door
    old worn out Jane
    Last edited by Avant; 03-21-2019 at 11:30 PM.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
    Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Avante
    Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
    Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Avante
    Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
    Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Avante
    Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!

  9. #59
    Erryday I'm Hustlin' Robz4000's Avatar
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
    Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Avante
    Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!

  10. #60
    Believe.
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    I knew the guy couldn't do it. The dude has no will power.

  11. #61
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
    Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Avante
    Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!
    Brilliant

  12. #62
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    Poster....hey Avante why not act normal like the rest of us.

    Originally Posted by SpursforSix
    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
    Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Avante
    Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!
    Brilliant


    Avante....oh I don't know.

  13. #63
    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

    Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

    Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.
    lol

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

    Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.
    Brilliant again.
    Very concise and direct.

    I like how Bin Laden kept his uncomfortable silence in a knowing manner.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

    Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

    Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.
    lmao

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 24, 2019

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail if water. What did Jack say to Jill?
    ”Stay away from that creepy old guy, Avante. He’s a child molester.”
    Jill says, “No ”.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 24, 2019

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail if water. What did Jack say to Jill?
    ”Stay away from that creepy old guy, Avante. He’s a child molester.”
    Jill says, “No ”.
    Tell the one about Avante and the kid walking into the woods.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 25, 2019

    as requested

    Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
    The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
    Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

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    classic

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 25, 2019

    as requested

    Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
    The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
    Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”


    probably the best one yet

  23. #73
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 25, 2019

    as requested

    Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
    The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
    Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”
    holy

  24. #74
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 25, 2019

    as requested

    Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
    The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
    Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

  25. #75
    Believe.
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    How anyone can not understand what .....if I saw a sick ass pedo, I'd shoot that sick ...means???

    I've never said anything other than that.

    Notice the ones in this thread rarely do anything, hmmmm?

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