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  1. #101
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    No wonder this idiot wants to ignore Avante, he's an immature know nothing.

    Bend over..........what a .
    Sup avante, looking forward to the Olympics?

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    Sup avante, looking forward to the Olympics?
    the Special Olympics?

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    Sup avante, looking forward to the Olympics?
    Always looking to who might be ready come Olympics time. Right now the big name is still in college at Florida, Grant Holloway. The kid can sprint, hurdle, long jump and run a sub 44/00 4x4 leg. And by 2020 he'll be even more impressive than he is now.

    He has never ran the sprints until this season, but a 6.50 60 tells us he should run sub10.00 this season.



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    Dude, remind me to never stick up for your dumb ass again.

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    The guy can also play football.



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    Right now Florida has had....John Capel, Dennis Mitc and Bernard Williams in their sub10.00 club, I do expect to see Holloway becoming their 4th.

    FSU
    Arkansas
    TCU............8

    The other schools with 4 or more.
    Last edited by Avant; 03-28-2019 at 12:10 AM.

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    Always looking to who might be ready come Olympics time. Right now the big name is still in college at Florida, Grant Holloway. The kid can sprint, hurdle, long jump and run a sub 44/00 4x4 leg. And by 2020 he'll be even more impressive than he is now.

    He has never ran the sprints until this season, but a 6.50 60 tells us he should run sub10.00 this season.


    Looking for a good track & field event this time around, not as excited for swimming since Phelps retired

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    Looking for a good track & field event this time around, not as excited for swimming since Phelps retired
    What amazes me about the swimming is how the ladies are swimming faster than the men not so long ago.

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    What amazes me about the swimming is how the ladies are swimming faster than the men not so long ago.
    Really? Which event, I was never aware women swam faster.

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    Dude, remind me to never stick up for your dumb ass again.
    LMAO. You know you suck when Avant turns his back on you.

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    Really? Which event, I was never aware women swam faster.
    I was talking about todays ladies vs way back in the day male swimmers.

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    Dude, remind me to never stick up for your dumb ass again.
    Appreciate it, but, frankly, tbh, not sure it's good for my brand/image on here.

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    Appreciate it, but, frankly, tbh, not sure it's good for my brand/image on here.
    MM, brand/image.................hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~

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    Currently the number one hurdler in the USA. He had too many injuries playing football so.....walked away.






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    I was talking about todays ladies vs way back in the day male swimmers.
    Ahh, I see. Ledecky is pretty amazing, she'd be seen as a freak of nature back in those days.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 28, 2019

    Avante, Mitch, and a Habberdasher walk into a grocery store.
    Avante says, "Man, I wonder if there are any kids I can molest?"
    The Habberdasher says, "What the is wrong with you? You're a sick pervert."
    Mitch shrugs his shoulders and says, "Meh".

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 28, 2019

    Avante, Mitch, and a Habberdasher walk into a grocery store.
    Avante says, "Man, I wonder if there are any kids I can molest?"
    The Habberdasher says, "What the is wrong with you? You're a sick pervert."
    Mitch shrugs his shoulders and says, "Meh".
    It's ok, but you should have positioned Mitch as stupider and more aloof with his consignment of Avant's pedophilia.

    Instead of "meh" it should have been something like, "Hey avant, tell me more about Jim "Two Spoon" Jinters and the Washboard jazz movement" or some other stupid area of "Expertise" Avant has since no one except Mitch asks Avant for any info.

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    It's ok, but you should have positioned Mitch as stupider and more aloof with his consignment of Avant's pedophilia.

    Instead of "meh" it should have been something like, "Hey avant, tell me more about Jim "Two Spoon" Jinters and the Washboard jazz movement" or some other stupid area of "Expertise" Avant has since no one except Mitch asks Avant for any info.
    Yeah...you're right. I definitely should have put a little more thought into it.

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    Appreciate it, but, frankly, tbh, not sure it's good for my brand/image on here.
    What image? The image of a massive liar with takes? You're on par with Avant, the general consensus opinion on you can't get much lower.

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    Bonus Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 28, 2019

    Thanks to Chucho for not letting me slide.

    Avante and Mitch are in a bar.
    Mitch says, "Do anything fun last weekend?"
    Avante replies, "yeah...I watched my VHS tape of the 1981 Super Bowel between the Raiders and Eagles. Then I went and raped a kid."
    Mitch says, "Who won the game?"

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    Bonus Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 28, 2019

    Thanks to Chucho for not letting me slide.

    Avante and Mitch are in a bar.
    Mitch says, "Do anything fun last weekend?"
    Avante replies, "yeah...I watched my VHS tape of the 1981 Super Bowel between the Raiders and Eagles. Then I went and raped a kid."
    Mitch says, "Who won the game?"
    BAM! The standard of excellence!

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    Bonus Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 28, 2019

    Thanks to Chucho for not letting me slide.

    Avante and Mitch are in a bar.
    Mitch says, "Do anything fun last weekend?"
    Avante replies, "yeah...I watched my VHS tape of the 1981 Super Bowel between the Raiders and Eagles. Then I went and raped a kid."
    Mitch says, "Who won the game?"
    hooleee

  23. #123
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    As we can see SFS and Chucho totally suck at trying to be cute/funny. SFS can only talk movies and Chucho can only...ah..hmmmm?

    Then there's....

    SFS...while in middle school I ran the 100m in 9.53.
    Avante....dude, the WR is 9.58.
    Chucho...shut up Avante, if he says he's the fastest ever, I believe him.
    Avante.....SFS, as a little kid you were the fastest in history?
    Chucho.....yes he was he told me so.

    Talk about sad, there it is.

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    Second joke was much better. Props to chuch for the assist

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    * does Avant things that get Avant made fun of*

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