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Dets a good one
any chance you could incorporate some of the joiner family in future jokes?
Dets a good one
any chance you could incorporate some of the joiner family in future jokes?
I’ll consider it. That would certainly expand the scope of jokes. Good idea actually.Dets a good one
any chance you could incorporate some of the joiner family in future jokes?
Jokemaster Jokeof the Day - March 30, 2019
Why did Avante get sick?
He ate a 10 year old wiener.
Not quite as good as yesterday, but still well done.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 31, 2019
Mrs. Booty is vacuuming the house one day and hears an awful noise coming out of the vacuum. She turns it off and lays it on its side to see what the problem is. As she is doing this, Avante walks in with a bag of walnuts. He observes his wife and the vacuum cleaner. After a brief pause, he pops a walnut in his mouth and says, “well I guess this means I’m a pedophile”.
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Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 1,2019
What’s the difference between Avante and a pediatrician?
The pediatrician doesn’t masturbate when examining kids’ genitals.
Oh no. The quality is dropping faster than the Simpsons after season 11. Still funny, but you can notice the decline. I have faith we will see more home runs soon.
Man...I knew yesterday's was bad but I thought today's was pretty good.
Avante has a history of pedophilia. His first girlfriend knew it and even called him a pedophile to his face. "That's an awfully big word for a 9 year old" he replied.
or something like that one.
I've been trying to write my own once in a while instead of using up all the existing pedo jokes.
Look up Norm McDonald's Michael Jackson material from his Weekend Update run.
Here's a good'un.
Judy and Avante are having marital quarrels, they found out Leslie is pregnant. They can't stop fighting over if the baby will be eaten or molested.
they're still good imho
maybe give yourself the weekends off if you want to preserve jokes not burn out
graciasthey're still good imho
maybe give yourself the weekends off if you want to preserve jokes not burn out
Maybe I will take the weekends off or use the weekends for Judy jokes.
My God, no talent of any kind, wow.
And then giggles from know nothings, hahahaha~~~~
Avanteitist a5t it's very best.
OBVIOUSLY...SFS is no more a pedo than me or anyone else here. But as we can see reality is a total non factor with this.
SFS in Olongapo
SFS was sitting
at an Olongapo bar
sippin' on gin
the girl next to him
couldn't have been more
than 10
her name was Nancy
or so she said
SFS just smiled
thinking it was about
time for bed
SFS asked her
can she go
she just shook her head
made it real clear
no
SFS was now pissed
what could he do
the girl of his dreams
didn't get off until two
being also gay he thought
it, he'd just find a cute sailor
instead and he did
his name was Fred
Nancy didn't care
she had school
the next day
Fred left SFS back in an alley
pants down to his knees
begging for more
it was ....please Freddy please
Get out of the Comedy Expert's thread, you kiddie er.
Dude, like football. track, blues SFS don't know humor either.
Give us a topic any topic and watch what SFS does with it vs myself.
He was given comedy. This thread rocks because SFS is a comedic genius. Case closed. You lose. Again.
Dude, I have never lost. SFS knows nothing about track and even said...."I don't follow it"
Dwight Clark plays WR.
Winner/winner.
SFS isn't funny at all, none.
Dude, you got the hots for the boy don't ya?
You're upset that no one cares to talk to you about the things you want to talk about. Just shut up and know your role, you piece of .
Chucho, how many pages did my Dwight Clark thing go, in two seperate threads? Look at yourself dude, what do you do, yep......leech. I get things going, rev up engines get others involved, all you do is tag a long like some teenage girl with the hots for the drummer (SFS).
Dude, shut the up ya worthless do nothing.
Stupid, I say....Wrestling is a Sport.........here comes a poll.
Do you think at all before posting ya dumb ?
When was your last thread leech?
You're in denial about your role here. Your threads go far because everyone enjoys ting on you and laughing at you. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp; you are here to JUST be laughed at and made fun of. That's it- nothing more, nothing less. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're already fluffing your coffin pillows already, so no need.
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