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[Spurtacular]

It's sad that you would interpret it this way... That living a healthy, normal life is "cool" as though it were somehow unattainable for you and many others.

You weren't destined to live life of a worthless and friendless a piece of garbage, you've just chosen to live that way. Being argumentative internet guy is obviously your coping mechanism, your subs ute for substantive personal relationships, but it can't possibly be enough in the long run.

In all seriousness, if you have a job with health insurance that covers therapy I recommend giving it a shot.

Oh, so going out and partying on a Friday night is now a health matter?

So desperate.

[Chucho]

People typically stop worrying about who's "cool" when they graduate high school. In adulthood, there's people who live healthy, normal lives, and there's people who do things like staying up until 4am on a Friday night projecting their insecurities by having conversations with themselves on message boards in an effort to ridicule other people who have, for what ever reason, scarred them for life.

It's not that you're not "one of the cool kids." It's that there is something seriously wrong with you, and you should see a professional. There's still time for you...

...It's sad that you would interpret it this way... That living a healthy, normal life is "cool" as though it were somehow unattainable for you and many others.

You weren't destined to live life of a worthless and friendless a piece of garbage, you've just chosen to live that way. Being argumentative internet guy is obviously your coping mechanism, your subs ute for substantive personal relationships, but it can't possibly be enough in the long run.

In all seriousness, if you have a job with health insurance that covers therapy I recommend giving it a shot.

Stone cold.


derp is on some kind of dope with the tear he is on tonight. Probably meth.

[SpursforSix]

As a gay man you seem to be taking offense.

I don’t give a if someone is gay but holy at some of the weird stuff they do. Stern had one of his reporters at something called, “Fist Fest”. So apparently if you get fisted enough, the mucus membrane can fall out of your ass. And some dude said that he would wrap that around his and jack off. That doesn’t sound very presidential to me.

[Spurtacular]

I don’t give a if someone is gay but holy at some of the weird stuff they do. Stern had one of his reporters at something called, “Fist Fest”. So apparently if you get fisted enough, the mucus membrane can fall out of your ass. And some dude said that he would wrap that around his and jack off. That doesn’t sound very presidential to me.

Obviously you're not enlightened and are a bigot.

[SpursforSix]

Obviously you're not enlightened and are a bigot.

Evolution has failed somewhere if people be sticking their arms up each other’s butts. And masturbating with their distended anus. Anuses? Anusi?

[Spurtacular]

Evolution has failed somewhere if people be sticking their arms up each other’s butts. And masturbating with their distended anus. Anuses? Anusi?

It goes further than that. Apparently you'd be en led to perks based on such unnatural proclivities. In fact, some want such persons to be elevated in society for it.

[SpursforSix]

It goes further than that. Apparently you'd be en led to perks based on such unnatural proclivities. In fact, some want such persons to be elevated in society for it.

I don’t know about all that. It was just some crazy ass I heard on the radio the other day. The next day on Sternthology, they replayed a segment of one of the Wack Pack getting vomited on by some chick. While I was trying to eat lunch.

That being said, the fisting stuff was probably the most wtf sexual I’ve heard. On par with the dude that died because he let a horse him.

[Reck]

I don’t know about all that. It was just some crazy ass I heard on the radio the other day. The next day on Sternthology, they replayed a segment of one of the Wack Pack getting vomited on by some chick. While I was trying to eat lunch.

That being said, the fisting stuff was probably the most wtf sexual I’ve heard. On par with the dude that died because he let a horse him.

Since when did you become such a beta? Stopped owning them beats?

[SpursforSix]

Since when did you become such a beta? Stopped owning them beats?

You better capitalize that . It’s, “Beats”.

And why the am I “beta” for getting grossed out from that weird ass .

[Reck]

You better capitalize that . It’s, “Beats”.

And why the am I “beta” for getting grossed out from that weird ass .

You're talking to a closeted derpy for starters. He likes that kind of .

[SpursforSix]

You're talking to a closeted derpy for starters. He likes that kind of .

I don’t even know who the that is tbh. There’s like 15 or 20 posters who I know what they are about. That’s not one of them.

[SpursforSix]

I don’t even know who the that is tbh. There’s like 15 or 20 posters who I know what they are about. That’s not one of them.

I mean...for s sake, I went to the Spurs/Mavericks game thinking that I was going to see Manu’s last home game.

[Reck]

I don’t even know who the that is tbh. There’s like 15 or 20 posters who I know what they are about. That’s not one of them.

You've been talking to him for a whole page. Spurtacular loves s and enjoys hitting on men here.

[Spurtacular]

You've been talking to him for a whole page. Spurtacular loves s and enjoys hitting on men here.

SpursforSix

This guy projecting his own . He represented himself as a girl here for more than a decade FFS.

[SouthTexasRancher]

This country doesn't need some guy who sucks his husband's clean after it's been up his butt. This little Mayor ain't going anywhere. Beto Bozo is toast. Elizabeth Warren has already been burned at the stake. Eric Small was toast before he declared on a semi-comedy show. That guy is strangely weird. Kamala Harris has California wrapped up and it'll come down nationally to her, Bernie Sanders and crazy uncle Joe Biden, if he ever gets the courage to run. If you want socialism then Bernie is your guy. If you want some socialism and some more moderate views then Kamala is the one. If you want a gaff a day and old school politics then the crazy uncle is the guy. I'm going to wait and see who Pop goes for......

[Spurminator]

I don’t give a if someone is gay but holy at some of the weird stuff they do. Stern had one of his reporters at something called, “Fist Fest”. So apparently if you get fisted enough, the mucus membrane can fall out of your ass. And some dude said that he would wrap that around his and jack off. That doesn’t sound very presidential to me.

What makes you think this sort of stuff is exclusively with the gays? Some women like a man's fist in their asses too.

[SpursforSix]

What makes you think this sort of stuff is exclusively with the gays? Some women like a man's fist in their asses too.

Maybe it’s not exclusive to gays but I believe it’s predominantly gay. I mean...they have an annual festival dedicated to the practice.

[Chumpette]

People typically stop worrying about who's "cool" when they graduate high school.

Chumpettes are the coolest. Everyone knows that.

[Pavlov]

Chumpettes are the coolest. Everyone knows that.

derp, consider what you're complaining about.

Using an alt.

This is pretty weird, dude.

[Spurminator]

Chumpettes are the coolest. Everyone knows that.

I'm sorry I didn't respond to you the last time you quoted that post but it's kind of passive aggressive to re-quote it a day later under a different username. You might even say it's not very "cool" (that, apparently, being the sort of thing you care about.)

[TSA]

I'm sorry I didn't respond to you the last time you quoted that post but it's kind of passive aggressive to re-quote it a day later under a different username. You might even say it's not very "cool" (that, apparently, being the sort of thing you care about.)

says Adam Lambert

[Spurtacular]

says Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert is the coolest of the coolest

[Bleke]

It's happening!!!!

[Reck]

Another person for derp to obsess over.

[Eunuch Reck]

Another person for derp to obsess over.

What do we think about this guy?