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    Cowboys / Clippers Fan Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    1) Pay the IRS their share

    2) Buy the Spurs for $2 billion, fire PATFO, relocate them to Seattle, change the name and colors to Sonics, preserve the Gervin up to 2017 history in San Antonio.

    3) Build the Sonics a grandiose new arena near CenturyLink Field that rivals that stadium in terms of acoustics, fan loudness, fan experience, etc. Make sure they have the best home court advantage in the league, since they have the best fans and weather in sports.

    4) Sell the Sonics to Russell Wilson for $60 million (at a loss is fine)

    5) Buy a bunch of student apartment complexes around the USA and guarantee myself hundreds of millions in passive income for life.
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    -$125,000 or Greater W2 Income
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    Believe.
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    Tequila shots out of nubile wenches belly buttons

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    1. Ban you
    2. Ban Avante
    3. Ban Fabbs
    4. Develop cure for cancer
    5. Develop cure for AIDS

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    Believe me. Blake's Avatar
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    1) Pay the IRS their share
    Usually that's a given on most wish lists.

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    Veteran
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    1) Pay the IRS their share

    2) Buy the Spurs for $2 billion, fire PATFO, relocate them to Seattle, change the name and colors to Sonics, preserve the Gervin up to 2017 history in San Antonio.

    3) Build the Sonics a grandiose new arena near CenturyLink Field that rivals that stadium in terms of acoustics, fan loudness, fan experience, etc. Make sure they have the best home court advantage in the league, since they have the best fans and weather in sports.

    4) Sell the Sonics to Russell Wilson for $60 million (at a loss is fine)

    5) Buy a bunch of student apartment complexes around the USA and guarantee myself hundreds of millions in passive income for life.
    You'd actually be able to stop lying about your income and stop regaling people with your stories of your infinite miserdom.

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    Vaginal rejuvenation for OP’s mom.

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    Cowboys / Clippers Fan Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Vaginal rejuvenation for OP’s mom.
    $10 Billion ... err 1/100,000 of that could buy you the most premium hooker in the world, but you choose a 61 year old lady with a pacemaker? wtf is wrong with you.

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    Cowboys / Clippers Fan Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Tequila shots out of nubile wenches belly buttons
    I like your style.

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    Veteran baseline bum's Avatar
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    UCLA Bruins

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    Believe.
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    Hookers and Blow

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    Veteran
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    Invest in Sony or something. They make diamonds.

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    1 - pay all taxes

    2 - give away all but ~150 mil towards various charities, research grants, etc

    3 - life a comfortable life, travel, etc.

    i dont need 5 things

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    1. Ban you
    2. Ban Avante
    3. Ban Fabbs
    4. Develop cure for cancer
    5. Develop cure for AIDS
    1 and 2 make 4 and 5 redundant
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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    1 and 2 make 4 and 5 redundant
    This is very true, I was just trying to sell how shitty they are

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    my unders, my frgn whites pgardn's Avatar
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    Get struck by lighting and forget the other 4.

    Karma of fairness is a bitch.
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    Veteran Xevious's Avatar
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    These lists are fucking stupid. 10 billion is an absolutely unrealistic number, but a high percentage of people that come into sudden wealth from an inheritance, lotto, sports contract, etc. go bankrupt because they have no clue how to handle money (see OP's list). They buy stupid shit, invest in stupid shit, and allow their families and friends to leech off of them.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Get struck by lighting and forget the other 4.

    Karma of fairness is a bitch.
    It's balance not fairness, you get money but some other poor schmuck feels the pain.

  18. #18
    Believe.
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    1. Tell no one.

    2. Change nothing about my lifestyle for one year.

    3. Quietly, carefully and confidentially choose a wealth management service.

    4. Make sure my closest friends are set for life.

    5. Live comfortably, travel, and find creative ways to give most of the money away.

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    Veteran baseline bum's Avatar
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    These lists are fucking stupid. 10 billion is an absolutely unrealistic number, but a high percentage of people that come into sudden wealth from an inheritance, lotto, sports contract, etc. go bankrupt because they have no clue how to handle money (see OP's list). They buy stupid shit, invest in stupid shit, and allow their families and friends to leech off of them.
    Just no. I'm taking Shit Ass Pet Fuckers national if I win $10 billion.

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    Believe me. Blake's Avatar
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    1. Tell no one.

    2. Change nothing about my lifestyle for one year.

    3. Quietly, carefully and confidentially choose a wealth management service.

    4. Make sure my closest friends are set for life.

    5. Live comfortably, travel, and find creative ways to give most of the money away.
    So you make sure your friends are set without telling them.

  21. #21
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    4. Make sure my closest friends are set for life.
    Or as it is better known; I'm a cuck

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    $10 Billion ... err 1/100,000 of that could buy you the most premium hooker in the world, but you choose a 61 year old lady with a pacemaker? wtf is wrong with you.
    It’s my choice right? Why do you ask what we’d do and then bitch about it?

  23. #23
    VanillaPlayerFan BD24's Avatar
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    Vaginal rejuvenation for OP’s mom.

  24. #24
    Lab Animal Capt Bringdown's Avatar
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    Smoke dope, eat cantaloupe.
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    Veteran chunticakes's Avatar
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    I'd build a time machine, go back in time, and make your mom swallow you.

    I'd probably also put a hit on Avante.

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