Also, what is a "healthy" and tasty "breakfast"? Much of the world eats fish and vegetables for breakfast, but the West scoffs at that.
I personally scoff at disgusting things like greasy eggs, greasy bacon, greasy jimmy dean breakfast sausage, greasy breakfast sausage patties, starchy pancakes/waffles with sugary high fructose corn syrup with "maple" flavoring, starchy and often greasy hashbrowns (though that's probably my favorite of the worst), sugary muffins, starchy white bagels with sugary jam and jelly, etc.