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    Happy New Decade! Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    With arguably the most talented roster in football, the Cowboys once again finish 8-8 in the Jason Garrett era, and the offseason starts in DECEMBER this year, not January.

    Eagles are going to the playoffs, despite suffering a historic barrage of major injuries and starting more than half a team of practice squad scrubs.

    Will Jason Garrett be back?

    Will Kellen Moore be back?

    Will Dak Prescott and/or Amari Cooper be back?

    Will Rod Marinelli be back?

    Who out of Byron Jones, Anthony Brown, Jeff Heath, Robert Quinn, Maliek Collins, Sean Lee, Michael Bennett (ugh), and/or Jason Witten will be back?

    Will Jerry Jones give someone else more GM type autonomy over the roster?

    Forever 8-8. The Story of the Jason Garrett era.

    Most importantly... will anything actually change?

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    Nothing will change as long as Jerruh is your owner and Dak is your quarterback.


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    5X ST MVP Spurtacular's Avatar
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    INB4 the Cowboys miss the playoffs again.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Jerry is the owner and dak is the qb, it don't matter who their coach is cause they'll still be , like i said they'd be three years ago

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    Happy New Decade! Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Jerry is the owner and dak is the qb, it don't matter who their coach is cause they'll still be , like i said they'd be three years ago
    well, technically Dak isn't the QB until they officially extend him the franchise tag. Currently as of today the Cowboys have no HC or QB except Cooper Rush and Clayton Thorson.

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    Great. Next they need to fire the GM.

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    seems to be some conflicting reports.

    https://twitter.com/fishsports?ref_s...Ctwgr%5Eauthor

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    The Clapper just talked his way into a new contract, didn't he.

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    The Clapper just talked his way into a new contract, didn't he.
    If heís back, I think thatís proof enough that he has pics of Jerry doing things with Epstein.

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    WICKED PISSAH!!!! Will Hunting's Avatar
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    If he’s back, I think that’s proof enough that he has pics of Jerry doing things with Epstein.
    Has The Ticket done any good Fake Jason Garrett bits recently ? I haven’t paid attention since I left Dallas.

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    Celibacy for life Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    Has The Ticket done any good Fake Jason Garrett bits recently ? I haven’t paid attention since I left Dallas.
    here's a list of the recent ones

    https://www.theunticket.com/tag/fake-jason-garrett/

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    WICKED PISSAH!!!! Will Hunting's Avatar
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    Thanks

    There was one posted to YouTube in October when he’s cussing heavily and orders waffles with blueberries which is one of the funniest ones I’ve ever heard

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    Celibacy for life Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    There was one posted to YouTube in October when he’s cussing heavily and orders waffles with blueberries which is one of the funniest ones I’ve ever heard
    rofl I think that's the one where he was implementing more forced cussing to "up his street cred" with the players

    tbh this one's my favorite out of all of them

    https://www.theunticket.com/fake-jas...utes-11-14-17/

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    The Clapper just talked his way into a new contract, didn't he.
    Nah...Jerrah found out that it got leaked he was firing everyone and got pissed and decided to hold them all hostage for a bit longer.

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    WICKED PISSAH!!!! Will Hunting's Avatar
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    rofl I think that's the one where he was implementing more forced cussing to "up his street cred" with the players

    tbh this one's my favorite out of all of them

    https://www.theunticket.com/fake-jas...utes-11-14-17/
    That’s definitely the best one

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    Has The Ticket done any good Fake Jason Garrett bits recently ? I havenít paid attention since I left Dallas.
    Idk to be honest. During football season, Iím usually listening to fantasy on my drive in. The Musers are on vacation but Iím looking forward to hearing them during the Garrett watch.

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    Jesus, how has this red headed not been fired yet?

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    Celibacy for life Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    With arguably the most talented roster in football, the Cowboys once again finish 8-8 in the Jason Garrett era, and the offseason starts in DECEMBER this year, not January.

    Eagles are going to the playoffs, despite suffering a historic barrage of major injuries and starting more than half a team of practice squad scrubs.

    Will Jason Garrett be back?

    Will Kellen Moore be back?

    Will Dak Prescott and/or Amari Cooper be back?

    Will Rod Marinelli be back?

    Who out of Byron Jones, Anthony Brown, Jeff Heath, Robert Quinn, Maliek Collins, Sean Lee, Michael Bennett (ugh), and/or Jason Witten will be back?

    Will Jerry Jones give someone else more GM type autonomy over the roster?

    Forever 8-8. The Story of the Jason Garrett era.

    Most importantly... will anything actually change?
    The Bot is out

    Moore comes back

    Prescott is franchised, Cooper is gone

    Marinelli is gone

    Wouldn't be surprised if all these guys outside of Quinn are gone

    Jerry Jones will still be GM

    Will anything actually change? No, there will just be another moving target next year

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    There was one posted to YouTube in October when heís cussing heavily and orders waffles with blueberries which is one of the funniest ones Iíve ever heard


    They just replayed this one. "butt ing blueberries"

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    WICKED PISSAH!!!! Will Hunting's Avatar
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    They just replayed this one. "butt ing blueberries"
    “order something for yourself and keep your balls happy...:gotta have happy balls”

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    Celibacy for life Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    With how ty this secondary has been, I can’t believe Kris Richard is even a potential HC candidate for any team. It’s either one of two reasons

    a) he’s still living on his legacy from his days on the Seahawks or

    b) like my Will Hunting said, he’s the latest black man to do the whole “ooga booga” antics on the sidelines and some team is going to get burned by falling in love with his fiery spear-chucking, tribalist yelling on the sidelines

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    How long will The Bot's next contract be? Four years? Five?

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    How long will The Bot's next contract be? Four years? Five?
    the earlier of 10 years or the death of the GM.

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