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    Ok little guy? Sheesh
    R.I.P old got he's finally flushed

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    I've said it for awhile but Spurtacular exhibits possibly the most textbook case of Dunning Kruger effect I've ever seen on this forum. And we all know that's saying a lot considering the massive amounts of dumbshi!ts that have cycled through this cesspool. For those not familiar, the D-K effect in display is when you have somebody whose IQ is so low that they don't have the metacognition to analyze their own faults/see their own weaknesses. In effect, they actually come across as some of the most confident people out there despite looking like jack@sses to the general public. It's the illiterate hillbilly you see at Wal-Mart in overalls with his toothless hag of a wife and ugly kids. Everyone sees what a trainwreck that family is but he's sitting there chest puffed out thinking he married Megan Fox. Or the dumb@ss blue-collar workers who pinch each other's nipples and laugh hysterically. Hence why Aspergtacular incorrectly guesses alts all the time, like Fabbs, and then pats himself on the back thinking that he's got it all figured out despite everyone else laughing at him.

    He tries to be clever/funny when he's literally the only one on the site that thinks he is. This whole "cuck" joke is a perfect example. Bynumite is right, whatever you reveal on this website is fair game, but being cheated on is a normal thing that happens to a good majority of the population at some point in time. So always bringing it up just isn't that funny to most of us 10 years later or however long ago it was. It doesn't even have to do with morality. If some guy on here posted on this site that he got laid off from a job, nobody would be laughing if somebody kept posting " hurr durr remember when you got fired?" jokes almost ten years later when they've clearly moved on from then.

    Now if Blake were to do something abnormal after that, like make a thread talking about how to make the guy their bull and how best to introduce him to the children or some weird $hit, then it would be a timeless joke. That's why we make fun of the guys out there who front like they're the player badbody type and then it's discovered they're Naruto fanboys. Or when a guy gets calf tats of his favorite basketball team, then has the comedic level of social unawareness to legitimately ask spurstalk if they look good on him. That's the kind of stuff that lasts the test of time imo

    ( Although tbh I do find those cuck comics hilarious in general. Not laughing at Blake specifically)
    Damn.. this is the equivalent to a timvp write up on a spurs player, but instead on a spurstalk users behavior

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    Photobucket wants you to pay an annual fee of 400 dollars to view pictures now.
    Yeah, they're ing stupid.. They took a hard nosed jew approach with their pricing, but after everyone said you they went back to limited space free accounts with huge watermarks.. then they said you about the watermarks and they just folded and went back to what they used to do

  4. #179
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    As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
    Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.
    I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.
    As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

  5. #180
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    Damn.. this is the equivalent to a timvp write up on a spurs player, but instead on a spurstalk users behavior
    He's just regurgitating a tail of Chumpette narrative. None of it is new. Hence why I said he's signaling for friends.

    If lonely people need to bond over their enmity towards me, I'm not bothered.

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    He's just regurgitating a tail of Chumpette narrative. None of it is new. Hence why I said he's signaling for friends.

    If lonely people need to bond over their enmity towards me, I'm not bothered.
    says the guy spending his Saturday night talking to himself in this thread

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    says the guy spending his Saturday night talking to himself in this thread
    Oh, look; more regurgitation.

    You get those friends, bro

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    what drugs exactly blaKKKe? you never ever specify what you hypothetically make up in your mind that i'm doing and this is exactly why you're a straight up .

    is weed going to kill me before 80? how about water and multivitamins? well????
    ever going to answer the above blaKKKe? they're your claims so i'm just wondering why you won't back them up.

    as for Mark got, lol posting stupid ass replies from some stupid ass tattoo forum full of hacks is quite amusing. i own a shop these days homie. you think i can't tattoo stars? i did 3 yesterday.

    you know what's even more funny than those replies is HarlemHo's on that said forum. the dude came up with a whole story about how he dated me back in the day. the dude literally fantasized and jotted it down about dating another dude. i always figured he was a big .

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    Another kw rant? No way!

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    Another kw rant? No way!
    Have you realized yet that it was you, not her?

    Simple enough (no rant here). You'll hide now.

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    Have you realized yet that it was you, not her?

    Simple enough (no rant here). You'll hide now.
    Why are you still on about his personal life every night?

    What does it matter to you?

    Simple enough. You'll yourself now.

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    Why are you still on about his personal life every night?

    What does it matter to you?

    Simple enough. You'll yourself now.
    It matters to you to keep riding to blake's rescue every time. You two get a room yet?

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    It matters to you to keep riding to blake's rescue every time. You two get a room yet?
    Derp s himself.

    Simple enough.


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    Derp s himself.

    Simple enough.

    Blatant narrative.

    You two get a room yet?

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    Blatant narrative.

    You two get a room yet?
    blatant narrative

    You figure out why you want to know all about his personal life yet?

    Or do you want to yourself some more?

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    blatant narrative

    You figure out why you want to know all about his personal life yet?

    Or do you want to yourself some more?
    I find it interesting that he wants to be big cuck on campus; it's fun to put that all in perspective.

    Nothing like your motive to have a gay affair, eh?


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    I find it interesting that he wants to be big cuck on campus
    Campus?

    Are you 12?

    derp's teen issues

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    Campus?

    Are you 12?

    derp's teen issues
    Troglodyte Chump doesn't get figures of speech.

    lol Dump

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    Troglodyte Chump doesn't get figures of speech.

    lol Dump
    I get them just fine.

    I understand your teens were really tough on you.

    unpopular derp

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    I get them just fine.

    I understand your teens were really tough on you.

    unpopular derp
    Apparently his twenties are really tough on him too

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    I find it interesting that he wants to be big cuck on campus; it's fun to put that all in perspective.

    Nothing like your motive to have a gay affair, eh?

    That's super hilarious coming from the guy signing off as a 5x ST MVP

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    Apparently his twenties are really tough on him too
    That's a weird Saturday night ritual he's got going for sure.

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    That's super hilarious coming from the guy signing off as a 5x ST MVP
    Yea, non-cuckolds are eligible for MVPs.

    Poor Blake.

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    Yea, non-cuckolds are eligible for MVPs.

    Poor Blake.
    I mean, you had to declare yourself an MVP.

    Five times.

    That's incredibly sad.

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    I mean, you had to declare yourself an MVP.

    Five times.

    That's incredibly sad.
    Just a symbol of my domination, bruh. That bothers you.

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