Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 34
  1. #1
    Kang Trill Clinton's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio
    Post Count
    17,153
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners


    uh oh

  2. #2
    Veteran
    Location
    New York
    Post Count
    33,250
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?

  3. #3
    Kang Trill Clinton's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio
    Post Count
    17,153
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners
    Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?


    Uhh yes

    I'd also put blame on Carlos Mencia as well.

  4. #4
    Veteran DMC's Avatar
    Post Count
    72,269
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    I wonder if he had his Mamba face on.

    I mean he rapes a chick and snitches on Carlos Mencia at the same time. That's Kobe Bryant if I've ever seen it.

  5. #5
    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
    Post Count
    22,518
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    He said yesterday he made it up, FWIW.

  6. #6
    Winner in a losers circle 140's Avatar
    Post Count
    6,300
    NBA Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    I wonder if he had his Mamba face on.

    I mean he rapes a chick and snitches on Carlos Mencia at the same time. That's Kobe Bryant if I've ever seen it.

  7. #7
    Kang Trill Clinton's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio
    Post Count
    17,153
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners
    He said yesterday he made it up, FWIW.
    Just saw that.

  8. #8
    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Post Count
    70,834
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UCLA Bruins
    Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?
    yeah because he knew what was going on

  9. #9
    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
    Post Count
    16,626
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    His apology comes up a little short.

  10. #10
    Veteran
    Post Count
    42,173
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?
    what?

  11. #11
    Happy New Decade! Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
    Location
    Plano, TX
    Post Count
    9,412
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    North Texas Mean Green
    that's the only way he'd be getting any tbh.... with today's supply and demand dating scene even the little women on the little women: "insert city here" shows are looking for and expect to find regular height men. a 4'4" guy has two options, jacking off and rape tbh.

  12. #12
    Happy New Decade! Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
    Location
    Plano, TX
    Post Count
    9,412
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    North Texas Mean Green
    His apology comes up a little short.
    6/10

    minus about 30 inches

  13. #13
    sick demented ring****** ChumpDumper's Avatar
    Location
    Austin, TX
    Post Count
    104,183
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners
    What a great story to just make up for no reason whatsoever!

  14. #14
    Veteran Bynumite's Avatar
    Post Count
    7,385
    NBA Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
    Do midgets go to juvie or regular prison?

  15. #15
    #freeshit 2020 Chris's Avatar
    Location
    Fredericksburg
    Post Count
    34,969
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Tech Red Raiders
    What a great story to just make up for no reason whatsoever!
    Comedians never do that.

  16. #16
    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
    Post Count
    22,518
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    that's the only way he'd be getting any tbh.... with today's supply and demand dating scene even the little women on the little women: "insert city here" shows are looking for and expect to find regular height men. a 4'4" guy has two options, jacking off and rape tbh.
    He's married and just had a kid.

  17. #17
    sick demented ring****** ChumpDumper's Avatar
    Location
    Austin, TX
    Post Count
    104,183
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners
    Comedians never do that.
    About personally raping a woman?

    What comedians are you following anyway?

  18. #18
    Veteran
    Post Count
    10,034
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    that's the only way he'd be getting any tbh.... with today's supply and demand dating scene even the little women on the little women: "insert city here" shows are looking for and expect to find regular height men. a 4'4" guy has two options, jacking off and rape tbh.

    He's infinitely more famous and has far more money than you can lie about having. Remove all of that, place him next to you and that midget is still drowning in pussy while your creepy Hobbit ass remains thirsty.

  19. #19
    Veteran DMC's Avatar
    Post Count
    72,269
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    that's the only way he'd be getting any tbh.... with today's supply and demand dating scene even the little women on the little women: "insert city here" shows are looking for and expect to find regular height men. a 4'4" guy has two options, jacking off and rape tbh.
    How about you? Are you scoring around the Shire?

  20. #20
    Happy New Decade! Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
    Location
    Plano, TX
    Post Count
    9,412
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    North Texas Mean Green
    How about you? Are you scoring around the Shire?
    I don't get that schtick just over having wide feet.

  21. #21
    Veteran Xevious's Avatar
    Post Count
    3,820
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    I don't get that schtick just over having wide feet.
    Wide ass feet and vertically challenged. That's pretty much the definition of a hobbit/halfling.

  22. #22
    Happy New Decade! Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
    Location
    Plano, TX
    Post Count
    9,412
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    North Texas Mean Green
    Wide ass feet and vertically challenged. That's pretty much the definition of a hobbit/halfling.
    5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".

    I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass mother er.

  23. #23
    Veteran DMC's Avatar
    Post Count
    72,269
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".

    I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass mother er.
    More like some Meriadoc Brandybuck mother er.

  24. #24
    WICKED PISSAH!!!! Will Hunting's Avatar
    Post Count
    9,229
    NBA Team
    Boston Celtics
    College
    Boston College Eagles
    5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".

    I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass mother er.
    5’8” is an inch short of average when you factor in Mexicans and Asians, you’re about 2-3 inches shorts than the average white male, really 4-5 inches since you’re actually 5’6”.

  25. #25
    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
    Location
    Canada
    Post Count
    23,967
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".

    I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass mother er.
    Ive never heard anyone call a true 5'8 short but you're definitly not an inch shorter than average.

    If you exclude nutrient deficient immigrants coming from Latin America and Asia..The average height is 5'10-511.

    Heck 2nd generation mexicans are probably taller than you on average

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •