Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?
uh oh
Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?
Uhh yes
I'd also put blame on Carlos Mencia as well.
I wonder if he had his Mamba face on.
I mean he rapes a chick and snitches on Carlos Mencia at the same time. That's Kobe Bryant if I've ever seen it.
He said yesterday he made it up, FWIW.
Just saw that.
yeah because he knew what was going on
that's the only way he'd be getting any tbh.... with today's supply and demand dating scene even the little women on the little women: "insert city here" shows are looking for and expect to find regular height men. a 4'4" guy has two options, jacking off and rape tbh.
6/10
minus about 30 inches
What a great story to just make up for no reason whatsoever!
Comedians never do that.
He's married and just had a kid.
About personally raping a woman?
What comedians are you following anyway?
He's infinitely more famous and has far more money than you can lie about having. Remove all of that, place him next to you and that midget is still drowning in pussy while your creepy Hobbit ass remains thirsty.
How about you? Are you scoring around the Shire?
I don't get that schtick just over having wide feet.
Wide ass feet and vertically challenged. That's pretty much the definition of a hobbit/halfling.
5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".
I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass mother er.
More like some Meriadoc Brandybuck mother er.
5’8” is an inch short of average when you factor in Mexicans and Asians, you’re about 2-3 inches shorts than the average white male, really 4-5 inches since you’re actually 5’6”.
Ive never heard anyone call a true 5'8 short but you're definitly not an inch shorter than average.
If you exclude nutrient deficient immigrants coming from Latin America and Asia..The average height is 5'10-511.
Heck 2nd generation mexicans are probably taller than you on average
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