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    I had the best dream-within-a-dream last night.

    So the primary dream was long, lasted probably an hour or so of real time. I was starting to date this amazing, perfect blonde that I met at some convention on a trip to Michigan. Basically she invited me to stay at her enormous family house where her parents and uncle and aunt and a couple cousins and one of the cousins' baby lived. The uncle was pretty much the "man" of the house since the main girl's dad was more of a bookie and gamer. So on Friday night, I arrived and had dinner, did whatever and went to sleep in a guest bedroom.

    That's when it happened ... I dreamt (within the primary dream) that my girl had come into my guest bedroom in a towel and underwear, took my clothes and hers off and we got all the way to 3rd base before I got woken up, dreary eyed from the nested dream. It was a glorious nested dream, and I was disappointed (inside the dream) to wake up before I could go all the way with her. The next thing, the girl's uncle came crashing into my guest bedroom and scolded me for being a "sleepyhead" because it was already 10:30 a.m. on Saturday. The day went on in my dream, there was a small market store, a BBQ and they were laughing about something Nancy Pelosi said on TV.

    Unfortunately, I woke up in real life before Saturday night happened, which was when I was patiently awaiting the real (primary dream) sex with my dream girl.

    Anyone ever had a dream like that?

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    Never. You should get that checked, I hear if you ever get to the third nest, you get trapped in a coma.

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    I had the best dream-within-a-dream last night.

    So the primary dream was long, lasted probably an hour or so of real time. I was starting to date this amazing, perfect blonde that I met at some convention on a trip to Michigan. Basically she invited me to stay at her enormous family house where her parents and uncle and aunt and a couple cousins and one of the cousins' baby lived. The uncle was pretty much the "man" of the house since the main girl's dad was more of a bookie and gamer. So on Friday night, I arrived and had dinner, did whatever and went to sleep in a guest bedroom.

    That's when it happened ... I dreamt (within the primary dream) that my girl had come into my guest bedroom in a towel and underwear, took my clothes and hers off and we got all the way to 3rd base before I got woken up, dreary eyed from the nested dream. It was a glorious nested dream, and I was disappointed (inside the dream) to wake up before I could go all the way with her. The next thing, the girl's uncle came crashing into my guest bedroom and scolded me for being a "sleepyhead" because it was already 10:30 a.m. on Saturday. The day went on in my dream, there was a small market store, a BBQ and they were laughing about something Nancy Pelosi said on TV.

    Unfortunately, I woke up in real life before Saturday night happened, which was when I was patiently awaiting the real (primary dream) sex with my dream girl.

    Anyone ever had a dream like that?
    Was Ellen Page following you, demanding expository dialogue everywhere you went?

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    Bend over, I'll ing give you a nested dream.

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    Nah. I have such a powerful brain that I can be in a dream, and if I dont like it or it seems unrealistic, I tell myself it's a dream and I wake myself up. There's no way my brain would allow me to make it inside a dream within a dream.

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    "Powerful brains" dictate showing your tranny porn to an overwhelming audience of heterosexual, phobic males?

    Interesting...

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    I had a dream my balls were nesting on your chin.

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    Nah. I have such a powerful brain that I can be in a dream, and if I dont like it or it seems unrealistic, I tell myself it's a dream and I wake myself up. There's no way my brain would allow me to make it inside a dream within a dream.
    that’s actually been a problem with me over the last year. My sleeping has been sporadic because I’m constantly waking myself up in the middle of a dream.

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    "Powerful brains" dictate showing your tranny porn to an overwhelming audience of heterosexual, phobic males?

    Interesting...
    That's just stupidity although powerful stupidity.

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    that’s actually been a problem with me over the last year. My sleeping has been sporadic because I’m constantly waking myself up in the middle of a dream.
    As a child I I developed the ability to fly in my dreams. I can fly sometimes very fast sometimes sluggish but either way I can control my dreams for the most part. It seems though as the dream progresses I become more aware that it is a dream and things start to break down.

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    As a child I I developed the ability to fly in my dreams. I can fly sometimes very fast sometimes sluggish but either way I can control my dreams for the most part. It seems though as the dream progresses I become more aware that it is a dream and things start to break down.
    Pretty much how it works with me. It’s not like I can immediately tell or anything, but as the dream progresses and becomes more ridiculous I figure it out and eventually wake up.

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    So the primary dream was long, lasted probably an hour or so of real time.
    Impossible to estimate how long a dream is in real time. Interesting story though.

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    As a child I I developed the ability to fly in my dreams. I can fly sometimes very fast sometimes sluggish but either way I can control my dreams for the most part. It seems though as the dream progresses I become more aware that it is a dream and things start to break down.
    For a while, I was taking Galantamine right before I went to sleep and was able to have lucid dreams pretty consistently. Could also have OBE from time to time. It actually works best if you wait until you wake up in the middle of the night and then take it. Because if you’re awake and it kicks in (takes about 20 minutes), it can be hard to fall asleep. Problem is that you quickly build up a tolerance to it. I’d forgotten about it until this thread. Might order some again. I’d recommend it if you’re interested in that kind of thing. It’s also not bad to take during the day. Puts you in a good mood pretty quickly. But again, the tolerance build up means you have to quit for a while.

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    I typically know when I'm having a dream but my brain has figured out a way to trick me into thinking I've woken up, when I'm really just dreaming about waking up.

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    Nested for loop

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    Now you're talkin'. Thanks to what you're referring to, I make six figures.

    Better than an infinite loop tbh.

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    I dreamt that i was in a dream and was repeating this line over and over and over:

    "am i a man dreaming he is a butterfly? or am i a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?"

    then I woke up and flew the out of my room...

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    I had a dream my balls were nesting on your chin.
    interesting that you dream about sexual fantasies with other men

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    Sounds like a side effect from living a false life online between your shifts at Lowes, tbh

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    I had a dream my balls were nesting on your chin.
    i lol’d (no )

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    Sounds like a side effect from living a false life online between your shifts at Lowes, tbh
    Please. Dumb schtick. I'd be unemployed and playing Madden before I'd work some ty store-level wage job.

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    From bath & bodyworks to lowes is a bit of an improvement, tbh. If only you went from a morbidly obese woman to a regular fat woman too

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    interesting that you dream about sexual fantasies with other men
    Cool that you're interested in it.

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    I had a dream my balls were nesting on your chin.
    Andy fapping to this, tbh.

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    From bath & bodyworks to lowes is a bit of an improvement, tbh. If only you went from a morbidly obese woman to a regular fat woman too
    Did Andy get a gig a t Lowe’s now?

    congrats Andy! Moving on up in the world

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