Dow tumbles 1,600 points in 48 hours. Trump tweets this is fine

[Splits]

You said the same thing about 22.

Yep. Hater is looking for a way to get out in the next few days. I'd bail now, Dow closed at 22.5.

[hater]

tomorrow is friday which is bad because I dont think it will reach 24k and then by monday reality will kick in and market will collapse

I guess Im staying put

[Trainwreck2100]

tomorrow is friday which is bad because I dont think it will reach 24k and then by monday reality will kick in and market will collapse

I guess Im staying put

maybe not too bad over the weekend, isn't the CDC's reporting usually on the weekends?

[Splits]

tomorrow is friday which is bad because I dont think it will reach 24k and then by monday reality will kick in and market will collapse

I guess Im staying put

Risky. We're still in calm before the storm, things will be extremely volatile until NYC/NJ peaks and all breaks loose. Difference between 22.5 and 24 ain't much.

[rmt]

why? the #BoomerRemover should actually ease off the benefits that need to be paid for care. Once you dieded, you're off the system.

I guess dying and getting out of the system is one way of looking at it.

[hater]

Risky. We're still in calm before the storm, things will be extremely volatile until NYC/NJ peaks and all breaks loose. Difference between 22.5 and 24 ain't much.

sure but it will come back up eventually in 2-3 years

hopefully unless WWXII breaks out

[Winehole23]

maybe not too bad over the weekend, isn't the CDC's reporting usually on the weekends?

CDC has not been updating its website on the weekends.

[Thread]

We're all paying in the end after the inevitable bailout.

That's then.

[Thread]

Risky. We're still in calm before the storm, things will be extremely volatile until NYC/NJ peaks and all breaks loose. Difference between 22.5 and 24 ain't much.

You're going to break 300 today, fart face, perhaps breach 400+.

[Splits]

You're going to break 300 today, fart face, perhaps breach 400+.

Don't mess with my math models. I'm adding NLP to the AI/ML stack in order to get a better read out on the Dow. But it's a complicated addition, so may take a few more days worth of training data corpus before it becomes reliable.

[Splits]

sure but it will come back up eventually in 2-3 years

hopefully unless WWXII breaks out

You can still get out near 22 if you pull the trigger NOW. Waiting until Monday is playing Wuhan-roulette. This weekend is going to see an explosion of new cases and deaths.

[DMC]

I think this weekend is going to be apocalyptic, I think it's going to be a extinction level event , I believe it's going to be like Armageddon and the pain and suffering and death and Carnage is going to be astronomical proportions and they will be panic and fear in the streets I believe babies won't even be safe.

[Thread]

I think this weekend is going to be apocalyptic, I think it's going to be a extinction level event , I believe it's going to be like Armageddon and the pain and suffering and death and Carnage is going to be astronomical proportions and they will be panic and fear in the streets I believe babies won't even be safe.

...just don't let Cuomo catch 'em playin' b-ball in the playgrounds.

[Spurs Homer]

5-6 mins to go for a rally...

or...


the bed again...

[Thread]

5-6 mins to go for a rally...

or...


the bed again...

...there is no floor. This-will-not-stop.

[baseline bum]

Do you mean deaths globally or domestically? If domestically, you really think there are going to be 100s of deaths per day at the peak of this?

Well we were at 268 American deaths yesterday and we are a long way from the peak.

[slick'81]

Well we were at 268 American deaths yesterday and we are a long way from the peak.

Any good news that doesnt involve bending over base?

[baseline bum]

Any good news that doesnt involve bending over base?

That only hundreds of American deaths per day will look like Disneyland if Dear Leader actually opens the country up for Easter?

[Thread]

Any good news that doesnt involve bending over base?

The playground in NYC remain open, thanks to Governor Cuomo.

[Chucho]

Well we were at 268 American deaths yesterday and we are a long way from the peak.

Yup. It's all bad and there's no sugar coating this . The depression that's coming after this is just going to be ing rotten. Probably sends the country into 2nd-3rd world status. No hyperbole.

[baseline bum]

Yup. It's all bad and there's no sugar coating this . The depression that's coming after this is just going to be ing rotten. Probably sends the country into 2nd-3rd world status. No hyperbole.

I'm ing nervous about April 1st when everyone's rent comes due and there's 30% unemployment. When even rich large companies like Burger King say they won't be able to pay their rent I can't imagine what April 1st is going to be like for small business. Half makes me want to nuke China.

[leemajors]

I think this weekend is going to be apocalyptic, I think it's going to be a extinction level event , I believe it's going to be like Armageddon and the pain and suffering and death and Carnage is going to be astronomical proportions and they will be panic and fear in the streets I believe babies won't even be safe.

but are you calling it?

[Chucho]

I'm ing nervous about April 1st when everyone's rent comes due and there's 30% unemployment. When even rich large companies like Burger King say they won't be able to pay their rent I can't imagine what April 1st is going to be like for small business. Half makes me want to nuke China.

Exactly. Tents are going to be the new toilet paper this coming fall. Banks are going to feast.

[baseline bum]

Exactly. Tents are going to be the new toilet paper this coming fall. Banks are going to feast.

God this is going to be so ugly.

[clambake]

You're going to break 300 today, fart face, perhaps breach 400+.

good call dale