Update (9 October 2020):::
Trump's Corona Plague dead: 218,648+
Trump's Corona Plague dead (in units of 9/11s): 73.45+
Trump's Corona Plague dead today: 910 (227 Benghazis & 1 Obamabola outbreak)
U.S. Presidents infected by Trump's Corona Plague: 1 (Trump himself)
U.S. First Ladies infected by Trump's Corona Plague: 1 (Trump's 3rd wife)
U.S. Senators infected by Trump's Corona Plague: 3 (3 Republicans, 0 Democrats)*
Members of the Joint Chiefs infected by Trump's Corona Plague: 1
Members of the Joint Chiefs in quarantine due to Trump's Corona Plague: all of them
White House Staffers infected by Trump's Corona Plague: 50+ (conservative estimate)
White House Officials Gravely Ill: 1
Trump Campaign Staff Gravely Ill: 1
Bexar County Dead: 1,171
South Korea dead: 427
Foldren folds: 3+k
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k
*Lindsey Graham has refused to take a COVID test, so this could very well be 4 positives
Let us proceed...