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    2 months is enough. I知 going back to normal. This virus is hyped.

    I was in a public restroom yesterday evening at HEB when I saw this old lady washing her hands and I about lost it. Screamed at her to stop it and give her hands some peace, but she just gave me a weird look and left. Her loss, I guess. I値l keep on living.

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    You haven't stopped overplaying your hand though.

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    2 months is enough. I’m going back to normal. This virus is hyped.

    I was in a public restroom yesterday evening at HEB when I saw this old lady washing her hands and I about lost it. Screamed at her to stop it and give her hands some peace, but she just gave me a weird look and left. Her loss, I guess. I’ll keep on living.
    I hear you man. it. I was using the urinal at Lowes the other day and the dude next to me was this old guy who looked nervous to even be peeing. Well, I held my bladder back a little and when he went to wash his hands, I ran up and peed all over his slacks.

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    Using the women's restroom, are you? Joe Biden, is that you?

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    Europhile Play Boban's Avatar
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    I hear you man. it. I was using the urinal at Lowes the other day and the dude next to me was this old guy who looked nervous to even be peeing. Well, I held my bladder back a little and when he went to wash his hands, I ran up and peed all over his slacks.
    Mad respekt brah

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    2 months is enough. I’m going back to normal. This virus is hyped.

    I was in a public restroom yesterday evening at HEB when I saw this old lady washing her hands and I about lost it. Screamed at her to stop it and give her hands some peace, but she just gave me a weird look and left. Her loss, I guess. I’ll keep on living.
    What did you tell her when she asked you to stop sucking your thumb?
    And get the out of the old lady restroom you perve.

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    What did you tell her when she asked you to stop sucking your thumb?
    And get the out of the old lady restroom you perve.
    Stop being transphobic tbh

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    I actually have an epilogue to this story. I was in the local Dollar General and I saw the dude that I peed on. I waited until he got in the checkout-line and I got in behind him.
    I violated the 6 foot rule and got right up behind him and whispered in his ear, "you want me to pee on your leg again?". They turn around and it's not the same guy. In fact, it's a super hot chick with big bosoms.
    She says to meet her in the parking lot so as soon as I get my stuff, I run out and look for her. I see her standing with her hands against her Ranger Rover and presenting her ass to me. I run over and put my hands on her hips
    but wtf...it's not her. It's actually the guy I peed on at Lowes. But he doesn't recognize me so I just mumble my apologies and go get in my car and go home. The worst part is that I left all the I bought in the parking lot.

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    I actually have an epilogue to this story. I was in the local Dollar General and I saw the dude that I peed on. I waited until he got in the checkout-line and I got in behind him.
    I violated the 6 foot rule and got right up behind him and whispered in his ear, "you want me to pee on your leg again?". They turn around and it's not the same guy. In fact, it's a super hot chick with big bosoms.
    She says to meet her in the parking lot so as soon as I get my stuff, I run out and look for her. I see her standing with her hands against her Ranger Rover and presenting her ass to me. I run over and put my hands on her hips
    but wtf...it's not her. It's actually the guy I peed on at Lowes. But he doesn't recognize me so I just mumble my apologies and go get in my car and go home. The worst part is that I left all the I bought in the parking lot.
    Dam brah that’s rough. Thought you were gonna get some tang with a side of covid (and probably syphillis, AIDS, etc.)

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    I actually have an epilogue to this story. I was in the local Dollar General and I saw the dude that I peed on. I waited until he got in the checkout-line and I got in behind him.
    I violated the 6 foot rule and got right up behind him and whispered in his ear, "you want me to pee on your leg again?". They turn around and it's not the same guy. In fact, it's a super hot chick with big bosoms.
    She says to meet her in the parking lot so as soon as I get my stuff, I run out and look for her. I see her standing with her hands against her Ranger Rover and presenting her ass to me. I run over and put my hands on her hips
    but wtf...it's not her. It's actually the guy I peed on at Lowes. But he doesn't recognize me so I just mumble my apologies and go get in my car and go home. The worst part is that I left all the I bought in the parking lot.
    Look on the bright side-- You just moved in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!!!

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    I actually have an epilogue to this story. I was in the local Dollar General and I saw the dude that I peed on. I waited until he got in the checkout-line and I got in behind him.
    I violated the 6 foot rule and got right up behind him and whispered in his ear, "you want me to pee on your leg again?". They turn around and it's not the same guy. In fact, it's a super hot chick with big bosoms.
    She says to meet her in the parking lot so as soon as I get my stuff, I run out and look for her. I see her standing with her hands against her Ranger Rover and presenting her ass to me. I run over and put my hands on her hips
    but wtf...it's not her. It's actually the guy I peed on at Lowes. But he doesn't recognize me so I just mumble my apologies and go get in my car and go home. The worst part is that I left all the I bought in the parking lot.

    Better than Thread 's softcore epics.

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    Ranger rover


    Not bad

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    I was at the HEB in the cereal isle when I ran into Tony Parker...

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    I actually have an epilogue to this story. I was in the local Dollar General and I saw the dude that I peed on. I waited until he got in the checkout-line and I got in behind him.
    I violated the 6 foot rule and got right up behind him and whispered in his ear, "you want me to pee on your leg again?". They turn around and it's not the same guy. In fact, it's a super hot chick with big bosoms.
    She says to meet her in the parking lot so as soon as I get my stuff, I run out and look for her. I see her standing with her hands against her Ranger Rover and presenting her ass to me. I run over and put my hands on her hips
    but wtf...it's not her. It's actually the guy I peed on at Lowes. But he doesn't recognize me so I just mumble my apologies and go get in my car and go home. The worst part is that I left all the I bought in the parking lot.


    Look familiar?

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    I was at the HEB in the cereal isle when I ran into Tony Parker...
    Did he turn down your daughter like kawhitter did tbh?

    Also I hope you gave him a big kiss

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    Did any Chumpettes wash their hands obsessively?

    I bet Reck did.

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    Did any Chumpettes wash their hands obsessively?

    I bet Reck did.
    Do you wash your hands at all?

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    Do you wash your hands at all?
    Oh, look; Chump's attention whoring.

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    Oh, look; Chump's attention whoring.
    derp folds when asked if he washes his hands

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    You getting enough attention, ?

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    Europhile Play Boban's Avatar
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    Hand washing is for libs and girls

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    Hand washing is for libs and girls
    I can certainly make a case for not washing my hands after peeing in a public restroom. My thinking is that my is cleaner than the handles to the faucet which have been touched by everyone else before washing their hands.

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    I can certainly make a case for not washing my hands after peeing in a public restroom. My thinking is that my is cleaner than the handles to the faucet which have been touched by everyone else before washing their hands.
    Truth nuke. I like to clean by hands my pissing on them since piss is sterile tbh. I’m not touching the dirty surfaces.

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    Truth nuke. I like to clean by hands my pissing on them since piss is sterile tbh. I’m not touching the dirty surfaces.
    Important note. Even though pee is sterile, it does not sterilize. So if you're with a chick that you're worried about, peeing on her vagina is not going to make all the germs go away.

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    Europhile Play Boban's Avatar
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    Important note. Even though pee is sterile, it does not sterilize. So if you're with a chick that you're worried about, peeing on her vagina is not going to make all the germs go away.
    Good point although I’m immune to stds at this point I’ve had so many already.

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