I say you walk into HEB maskless, get fined, dont pay the fine, get arrested, and then put your skinny ass on a hunger strike while jailed.
Viva la Revolucion
This is Nelson Mandella type .
Book deals, heroic effort, all for something nobody saw coming but you.
Edit:
I love wearing face masks. They are so comfy and cool. I wear one to sleep in, very sexy (spurter gets a woody)