Texas Covid actuals. What's "really" happening. Don't believe the numbers.

**midnightpulp** · 07-13-2020

I don't care who or what benefits politically from fewer or more coronavirus deaths. I just want the truth.

So I looked far deeper into Texas's reported deaths, while guided on the process by dime novelist Alex Berenson, the only voice of "reason" through this pandemic, and here's what I found.

We know Texas reported 80 deaths today, which is worrying since Mondays are typically slow reporting days. If you listened to the "Lamestream Media," you'd think there's a zombie invasion happening in the Lone Star state. Nope. Let's start digging.

Breaking it down:

- 75 deaths reported today actually occurred from April 7 to May 11. Can we say backlog?

- 55 of those deaths occurred in people 95 and older. And more importantly, they died with Covid, not from Covid.

- 10 of those deaths were from "Extreme Fatness." Extreme Fatness is a condition a level above morbid obesity, usually requiring a mobility scooter and/or forklift to get around in the world. They simply died "with" Covid. We know this because the postmortems on these patients reveled Cardiac Collapse, which is when the fat literally crushes your heart, not unlike an avalanche crushing a cabin in the woods.

- 4 of those deaths were from "Yee Hawing." A condition unique to Texans. Yee Hawing is death by non-suicidal self-inflicted gunshot wound or accidental death by gunshot wound. Investigation into the manner death revealed these patients literally tried to shoot the virus with their guns and wound up killing themselves by ricochet. But they tested positive for Covid, so they were counted as Covid deaths.

- 3 deaths were the result of drinking bleach.

- 2 deaths were the result of an industrial accidents with deep fryers.

- 1 death was the result of suicide by brisket. Investigations revealed massive internal bleeding as a result of stomach rupture from eating too much brisket. Suicide was confirmed as the manner of death when investigators found a DVD labeled, "Dallas Cowboys: The Last Twenty Seasons" in the victim's DVD player. This definitely proves he didn't gorge himself to death by accident (which is also another common manner of death in Texas).

So what about the remaining five deaths? Yes, legitimate FROM Covid deaths. But the ages in question were 101, 98, 96, 93, 91.

NOTHING about Texas's situation justifies ANY economic closures. Hospitals are nowhere near being overwhelmed or even strained. Don't let the media fear monger you into believing different.

**baseline bum** · 07-13-2020

you forget ifr lower than the flu

**Xevious** · 07-13-2020

Where's your youtube source for this information?

**hater** · 07-13-2020

Brisket is more deadly tbqh.

Quarantine barbie grills and open up gyms and bars imo

**ChumpDumper** · 07-13-2020

If it was Bill Miller brisket it was definitely suicide.

**baseline bum** · 07-13-2020

Originally Posted by Xevious

Where's your youtube source for this information?

CDC, find it on your own

**midnightpulp** · 07-13-2020

Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

If it was Bill Miller brisket it was definitely suicide.

**diego** · 07-13-2020

Originally Posted by midnightpulp

I don't care who or what benefits politically from fewer or more coronavirus deaths. I just want the truth.

So I looked far deeper into Texas's reported deaths, while guided on the process by dime novelist Alex Berenson, the only voice of "reason" through this pandemic, and here's what I found.

We know Texas reported 80 deaths today, which is worrying since Mondays are typically slow reporting days. If you listened to the "Lamestream Media," you'd think there's a zombie invasion happening in the Lone Star state. Nope. Let's start digging.

Breaking it down:

- 75 deaths reported today actually occurred from April 7 to May 11. Can we say backlog?

- 55 of those deaths occurred in people 95 and older. And more importantly, they died with Covid, not from Covid.

- 10 of those deaths were from "Extreme Fatness." Extreme Fatness is a condition a level above morbid obesity, usually requiring a mobility scooter and/or forklift to get around in the world. They simply died "with" Covid. We know this because the postmortems on these patients reveled Cardiac Collapse, which is when the fat literally crushes your heart, not unlike an avalanche crushing a cabin in the woods.

- 4 of those deaths were from "Yee Hawing." A condition unique to Texans. Yee Hawing is death by non-suicidal self-inflicted gunshot wound or accidental death by gunshot wound. Investigation into the manner death revealed these patients literally tried to shoot the virus with their guns and wound up killing themselves by ricochet. But they tested positive for Covid, so they were counted as Covid deaths.

- 3 deaths were the result of drinking bleach.

- 2 deaths were the result of an industrial accidents with deep fryers.

- 1 death was the result of suicide by brisket. Investigations revealed massive internal bleeding as a result of stomach rupture from eating too much brisket. Suicide was confirmed as the manner of death when investigators found a DVD labeled, "Dallas Cowboys: The Last Twenty Seasons" in the victim's DVD player. This definitely proves he didn't gorge himself to death by accident (which is also another common manner of death in Texas).

So what about the remaining five deaths? Yes, legitimate FROM Covid deaths. But the ages in question were 101, 98, 96, 93, 91.

NOTHING about Texas's situation justifies ANY economic closures. Hospitals are nowhere near being overwhelmed or even strained. Don't let the media fear monger you into believing different.

Im working on a graph of expected bleach deaths, its going to really confuse the laymen!

**tholdren** · 07-13-2020

Originally Posted by midnightpulp

I don't care who or what benefits politically from fewer or more coronavirus deaths. I just want the truth.

So I looked far deeper into Texas's reported deaths, while guided on the process by dime novelist Alex Berenson, the only voice of "reason" through this pandemic, and here's what I found.

We know Texas reported 80 deaths today, which is worrying since Mondays are typically slow reporting days. If you listened to the "Lamestream Media," you'd think there's a zombie invasion happening in the Lone Star state. Nope. Let's start digging.

Breaking it down:

- 75 deaths reported today actually occurred from April 7 to May 11. Can we say backlog?

- 55 of those deaths occurred in people 95 and older. And more importantly, they died with Covid, not from Covid.

- 10 of those deaths were from "Extreme Fatness." Extreme Fatness is a condition a level above morbid obesity, usually requiring a mobility scooter and/or forklift to get around in the world. They simply died "with" Covid. We know this because the postmortems on these patients reveled Cardiac Collapse, which is when the fat literally crushes your heart, not unlike an avalanche crushing a cabin in the woods.

- 4 of those deaths were from "Yee Hawing." A condition unique to Texans. Yee Hawing is death by non-suicidal self-inflicted gunshot wound or accidental death by gunshot wound. Investigation into the manner death revealed these patients literally tried to shoot the virus with their guns and wound up killing themselves by ricochet. But they tested positive for Covid, so they were counted as Covid deaths.

- 3 deaths were the result of drinking bleach.

- 2 deaths were the result of an industrial accidents with deep fryers.

- 1 death was the result of suicide by brisket. Investigations revealed massive internal bleeding as a result of stomach rupture from eating too much brisket. Suicide was confirmed as the manner of death when investigators found a DVD labeled, "Dallas Cowboys: The Last Twenty Seasons" in the victim's DVD player. This definitely proves he didn't gorge himself to death by accident (which is also another common manner of death in Texas).

So what about the remaining five deaths? Yes, legitimate FROM Covid deaths. But the ages in question were 101, 98, 96, 93, 91.

NOTHING about Texas's situation justifies ANY economic closures. Hospitals are nowhere near being overwhelmed or even strained. Don't let the media fear monger you into believing different.

And?

**midnightpulp** · 07-13-2020

Originally Posted by tholdren

And?

Lot of people dying from extreme fatness.

**DMC** · 07-13-2020

Obviously caused by the major roadways. Something on the roads are causing these cases to increase. Just look at where the major roads exist. Coincidence? I think not.

**pgardn** · 07-13-2020

Originally Posted by DMC

Obviously caused by the major roadways. Something on the roads are causing these cases to increase. Just look at where the major roads exist. Coincidence? I think not.

You left out I-10

And you can connect CC to Brownsville if you want.
Or was Brownsville due to the rapists from Mexico?

**ChumpDumper** · 07-13-2020

Originally Posted by DMC

Obviously caused by the major roadways. Something on the roads are causing these cases to increase. Just look at where the major roads exist. Coincidence? I think not.

Did you draw on that yourself?

**Down Under** · 07-14-2020

8/10

**ElNono** · 07-14-2020

Originally Posted by midnightpulp

I don't care who or what benefits politically from fewer or more coronavirus deaths. I just want the truth.

So I looked far deeper into Texas's reported deaths, while guided on the process by dime novelist Alex Berenson, the only voice of "reason" through this pandemic, and here's what I found.

We know Texas reported 80 deaths today, which is worrying since Mondays are typically slow reporting days. If you listened to the "Lamestream Media," you'd think there's a zombie invasion happening in the Lone Star state. Nope. Let's start digging.

Breaking it down:

- 75 deaths reported today actually occurred from April 7 to May 11. Can we say backlog?

- 55 of those deaths occurred in people 95 and older. And more importantly, they died with Covid, not from Covid.

- 10 of those deaths were from "Extreme Fatness." Extreme Fatness is a condition a level above morbid obesity, usually requiring a mobility scooter and/or forklift to get around in the world. They simply died "with" Covid. We know this because the postmortems on these patients reveled Cardiac Collapse, which is when the fat literally crushes your heart, not unlike an avalanche crushing a cabin in the woods.

- 4 of those deaths were from "Yee Hawing." A condition unique to Texans. Yee Hawing is death by non-suicidal self-inflicted gunshot wound or accidental death by gunshot wound. Investigation into the manner death revealed these patients literally tried to shoot the virus with their guns and wound up killing themselves by ricochet. But they tested positive for Covid, so they were counted as Covid deaths.

- 3 deaths were the result of drinking bleach.

- 2 deaths were the result of an industrial accidents with deep fryers.

- 1 death was the result of suicide by brisket. Investigations revealed massive internal bleeding as a result of stomach rupture from eating too much brisket. Suicide was confirmed as the manner of death when investigators found a DVD labeled, "Dallas Cowboys: The Last Twenty Seasons" in the victim's DVD player. This definitely proves he didn't gorge himself to death by accident (which is also another common manner of death in Texas).

So what about the remaining five deaths? Yes, legitimate FROM Covid deaths. But the ages in question were 101, 98, 96, 93, 91.

NOTHING about Texas's situation justifies ANY economic closures. Hospitals are nowhere near being overwhelmed or even strained. Don't let the media fear monger you into believing different.

75+7+11+55+10+4+3+2+1+101+98+96+93+91 = 647 + COVID-19 = 666

OP is Bill Gates!!!

**midnightpulp** · 07-14-2020

Originally Posted by ElNono

75+7+11+55+10+4+3+2+1+101+98+96+93+91 = 647 + COVID-19 = 666

OP is Bill Gates!!!

**boutons_deux** · 07-14-2020

"excess deaths" during pandemic may never be clarified because red/Repug states are lying, on death certs, that 1000s of excess deaths by red/Repug state pneumonia deaths rather than C19 cause.

rightwingnutjobs "flooding the zone with " rather than accept that they are the cause of America's pandemic show

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/c...ess_deaths.htm